The Stir

[Harrisblade]

I was only trying to draw attention to the fact that if they were really that biased, they wouldn't have given us those "pointless awards"

But If you really want my opinion, they're journalists, it's their job to publish things that they hope others want to read. Whether you want to read it or not doesn't represent the view of everyone, they're not there to write things that only you want to read.

Twats!

 

[Muttley]

Local man caught with goat?

Yes. That's the one

 

[Sean Thornton]

I was only trying to draw attention to the fact that if they were really that biased, they wouldn't have given us those "pointless awards"

But If you really want my opinion, they're journalists, it's their job to publish things that they hope others want to read. Whether you want to read it or not doesn't represent the view of everyone, they're not there to write things that only you want to read.

You've made your point James. Now will Chelsea do the double?

 

[Westran]

Haha as much as I'd love to be a sports journalist, unfortunately I only got a D at GCSE English Language. Some would argue that I'm perfectly qualified, not sure it'd wash in a real life situation though.

 

[Westran]

If it rains on Tuesday when we have the open top bus, do we blame RS or The Stir or are we allowed to blame both?

Well at least everyone has the option to stay inside and listen to the Radio Sheffield special after the Ched meltdown

 

[Sean Thornton]

If it rains on Tuesday when we have the open top bus, do we blame RS or The Stir or are we allowed to blame both?

As a season ticket holder, if I don't go to see the bus but listen to RS, will I be counted in the 317 people the Star will report as being there?

 

[Bladesman]

Haha as much as I'd love to be a sports journalist, unfortunately I only got a D at GCSE English Language. Some would argue that I'm perfectly qualified, not sure it'd wash in a real life situation though.

A D in English Language? It seems like you are overqualified for The Star.

 

[blade too long]

so a ground full of happy clappers

whod have thought it eh

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"The Blades then clinched the title seven days later after beating Port Vale 3-0 before Oldham Athletic beat title rivals Bolton Wanderers 1-0.
Sheffield can still cap off their remarkable season by reaching the 100-point mark with victory over Chesterfield at Bramhall Lane on Saturday"

 

[Tyler Durden]

Thank you Star for acknowledging the blatantly obvious the other night.

But your cuntish publication and those two obese Doncaster Mafia wankers Hoden and Burke can still go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

Mwah xx

 

[stringer]

Haha as much as I'd love to be a sports journalist, unfortunately I only got a D at GCSE English Language. Some would argue that I'm perfectly qualified, not sure it'd wash in a real life situation though.

Never say never!

 

[GVBlade]

Can I bring my vulvaleo from the South African World Cup?

 

[shorehamview]

Can I bring my vulvaleo from the South African World Cup?

Your what? A lion's fanny?

 

[Trigger Blade]

The sort of things that make my piss boil seem to cross boundaries in my experience. Or maybe I'm just turning into a fucking old Curmudgeon.

I do hope so The Crab, we need as many as we can get

 

[The Crab]

I do hope so The Crab, we need as many as we can get

Is there a Club Trig? Hope the chairs are comfy and the Port is vintage

 

[snootyfenooty]

Or maybe I'm just turning into a fucking old Curmudgeon.

Best clique on the forum!

 

[The Crab]

Best clique on the forum!

As I say, if the chairs are comfy and the Port is vintage, I'm in

 

[snootyfenooty]

if the chairs are comfy

Don't forget the lumbar support and footstool for the gout.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Can I bring my vulvaleo from the South African World Cup?

Would love to see a picture of that.

 

[Fanny magnet]

My sympathies.

Ms Crab and her sister are on about "treating" their Mum and Dad for their anniversary next year. Basically a whole rabble of us going on holiday. The following, are just some of the reasons why either a massive asteriod, or one of Kim Young Uns missiles landing on my head wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Me and Ms Crab's Dad just don't get on. He's the grumpiest bastard in the world. Last time we went on holiday, by the time we'd got through security on the outbound journey, I was imagining all the different ways I could kill him.

Ms Crab's sister constantly drinks Red Bull, she stresses at the kids really easily, and we'd end up babysitting on our own holiday. Fuck that.

Their Mum is a lovely lady, real salt of the earth, but she dithers, can't make her mind up about anything, and obsesses about saving money. She'd happily spend the holiday eating microwave meals.

Last, but by no means least, they want to go All Inclusive. I can sort of understand this from the point of view of the kids. But I'd rather spend a week having my bollocks chewed by hungry dogs. It is bound to be populated by people I've spent all year saving up to get away from. The food will done on the lowest budget they can get away with. Our lot will never want to go anywhere because "it's all free here".

Fuck that, with bells on.

I hate your life ,fuck.knows-how you must feel

 

[The Crab]

I hate your life ,fuck.knows-how you must feel

If ever the Asteroid comes, whilst everyone else is running away, I'll be running towards it, chugging from a large bottle of Jack Daniels, screaming "it's about fucking time"

 

[Lane Ender]

Some say there's a bias between us and Wendy in the Star.
Have a look at tonight's star 16 page pull out dedicated to the Blades

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I'd rather sit next to Grumpy Blade than someone with a clapper!

There's always a seat for some reason?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Grumpy Blade tells me he has 4 of them - in case any wear out or "get broken" while he's sat next to you!

That's why there is an empty seat, got to keep 'em somewhere.

 

[stringer]

Some say there's a bias between us and Wendy in the Star.
Have a look at tonight's star 16 page pull out dedicated to the Blades

Hope you enjoyed it LE.

 

['Doc' Pace my hero]

Haha as much as I'd love to be a sports journalist, unfortunately I only got a D at GCSE English Language. Some would argue that I'm perfectly qualified, not sure it'd wash in a real life situation though.

Over qualified !!

 

[Canterbury Blade]

It was from a bird from Fox Hill should have known better!

Holidays with the in laws is not something I can gladly say I suffer from I am against the grain on that one, its my own family I have issues with the In laws have treated me like, and maybe better (SSSHHHH) than there own Son, love the old boy he is now a blade as well which is awesome, he went to the Semi final with me and you know how it goes "once a blade, Always a blade" been a few more times as well loves it bless him.

as for all inclusive, everyone touching the same serving spoons, went to a place all inclusive and ended up spending a fortune as I got that very fear about germs and all that, silly really but once it was in my head..

Been to an all inclusive once. Needed a week away when I didn't have a lot of money, so ended up in Tunisia. Went down on first day and saw good looking food, table cloths, decent cutlery and waitresses. Sat down and was told this is the German section. English please go downstairs. They'd put us in the basement! We were allocated a time and told where to sit. All the waiters looked like they'd escaped from Abu Ghraib and the food was a lower class than that served in Abu Ghraib, it was horrific.

Tried looking outside for somewhere to eat, but as it's all inclusive no one had bothered to set up a restaurant so I was in a food desert.

Got the runs like I've never known and spent a day hallucinating in my room, never being far from the bog for 24 hours.

Whole experience was awful and will never ever go anywhere near Tunisia or eat all inclusive again.

However, the worst part of the whole Tunisian 'get away from it all experience' was a full on pig fan, sat two tables away in all his pig and white striped kit, loudly saying it was the best Scran he's ever had and scoffing noisily, fully and with his mouth wide open. A cross between Jabba the hut, David Hirst and an agricultural animal feed mixer.

Pig fans manage to lower the tone of even the lowest places..

UTB

 

[Lane Ender]

Hope you enjoyed it LE.

Still always get Fridays Star for the local sport news.
The Blades pull out was a credit to the paper.