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Marty_Mcfly said:
They're at it again, giving us loads of awards and stuff. Bastards.
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Not only that, they're giving us free commemorative clappers!

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/shef...pecial-16-page-pull-out-in-the-star-1-8514884


PLEASE no-one go and get one. The worst thing about Leicester winning the PL was the thousands of twats making a fake clapping noise with their blue and white fan-shaped accoutrements. We are made of steel, not plastic. "Clappers" are for the South Barnsley "massive"
 
lingsbord said:
Not only that, they're giving us free commemorative clappers!

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/shef...pecial-16-page-pull-out-in-the-star-1-8514884


PLEASE no-one go and get one. The worst thing about Leicester winning the PL was the thousands of twats making a fake clapping noise with their blue and white fan-shaped accoutrements. We are made of steel, not plastic. "Clappers" are for the South Barnsley "massive"
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Kids love stuff like that, you can guarantee the majority of under 14's will have one of them with 'em, anyone else wants to give their head a wobble if they think we need clappers to create an atmosphere
 
Marty_Mcfly said:
Kids love stuff like that, you can guarantee the majority of under 14's will have one of them with 'em, anyone else wants to give their head a wobble if they think we need clappers to create an atmosphere
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I was absolutely gutted that I'm not going to be there as I'm off on my hols on Satdi - but the news about those fookin clappers has made me feel almost happy I'm missing it. I hope everyone loses them over the summer so they don't reappear next season. We banned the pig band so we should do the same with these. I'm with you Marty - we don't need these to create an atmosphere - we're proper fans again not plastic ones.
 
lingsbord said:
Not only that, they're giving us free commemorative clappers!

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/shef...pecial-16-page-pull-out-in-the-star-1-8514884


PLEASE no-one go and get one. The worst thing about Leicester winning the PL was the thousands of twats making a fake clapping noise with their blue and white fan-shaped accoutrements. We are made of steel, not plastic. "Clappers" are for the South Barnsley "massive"
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They're just copying the Derbyshire Times. They are giving away free "Slashers" for the United match.
 
Tttthhhhhhhheeeeeee TWATS are only doing it, this from the last few lines of the article....

The cost of this will be £2 including postage and packing per copy.

Kids might like that sort of thing but stay away from John Street stand I will be nickin em of kids of any age an rippin em to shreads
 
The Crab said:
Never had it, the only experience that was long, unpleasant, painful and had you wishing for the sweet embrace of death was a weeks holiday with the in laws.
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you must have the same in-laws as me? Every year my wife takes our kids, with her mum and her sister and her kids, on holiday. I avoid it like the plague. Her mum, sister and brother in law, are lovely. So are her sister's kids. But I can only stand about 3 or 4 hours of them before I want to begin disembowelling the buggers with a rusty spoon.
 
Cerberus Blade said:
you must have the same in-laws as me? Every year my wife takes our kids, with her mum and her sister and her kids, on holiday. I avoid it like the plague. Her mum, sister and brother in law, are lovely. So are her sister's kids. But I can only stand about 3 or 4 hours of them before I want to begin disembowelling the buggers with a rusty spoon.
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My sympathies.

Ms Crab and her sister are on about "treating" their Mum and Dad for their anniversary next year. Basically a whole rabble of us going on holiday. The following, are just some of the reasons why either a massive asteriod, or one of Kim Young Uns missiles landing on my head wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Me and Ms Crab's Dad just don't get on. He's the grumpiest bastard in the world. Last time we went on holiday, by the time we'd got through security on the outbound journey, I was imagining all the different ways I could kill him.

Ms Crab's sister constantly drinks Red Bull, she stresses at the kids really easily, and we'd end up babysitting on our own holiday. Fuck that.

Their Mum is a lovely lady, real salt of the earth, but she dithers, can't make her mind up about anything, and obsesses about saving money. She'd happily spend the holiday eating microwave meals.

Last, but by no means least, they want to go All Inclusive. I can sort of understand this from the point of view of the kids. But I'd rather spend a week having my bollocks chewed by hungry dogs. It is bound to be populated by people I've spent all year saving up to get away from. The food will done on the lowest budget they can get away with. Our lot will never want to go anywhere because "it's all free here".

Fuck that, with bells on.
 



The Crab said:
Never had it, the only experience that was long, unpleasant, painful and had you wishing for the sweet embrace of death was a weeks holiday with the in laws.
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The Crab said:
My sympathies.

Ms Crab and her sister are on about "treating" their Mum and Dad for their anniversary next year. Basically a whole rabble of us going on holiday. The following, are just some of the reasons why either a massive asteriod, or one of Kim Young Uns missiles landing on my head wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Me and Ms Crab's Dad just don't get on. He's the grumpiest bastard in the world. Last time we went on holiday, by the time we'd got through security on the outbound journey, I was imagining all the different ways I could kill him.

Ms Crab's sister constantly drinks Red Bull, she stresses at the kids really easily, and we'd end up babysitting on our own holiday. Fuck that.

Their Mum is a lovely lady, real salt of the earth, but she dithers, can't make her mind up about anything, and obsesses about saving money. She'd happily spend the holiday eating microwave meals.

Last, but by no means least, they want to go All Inclusive. I can sort of understand this from the point of view of the kids. But I'd rather spend a week having my bollocks chewed by hungry dogs. It is bound to be populated by people I've spent all year saving up to get away from. The food will done on the lowest budget they can get away with. Our lot will never want to go anywhere because "it's all free here".

Fuck that, with bells on.
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It was from a bird from Fox Hill should have known better!

Holidays with the in laws is not something I can gladly say I suffer from I am against the grain on that one, its my own family I have issues with the In laws have treated me like, and maybe better (SSSHHHH) than there own Son, love the old boy he is now a blade as well which is awesome, he went to the Semi final with me and you know how it goes "once a blade, Always a blade" been a few more times as well loves it bless him.

as for all inclusive, everyone touching the same serving spoons, went to a place all inclusive and ended up spending a fortune as I got that very fear about germs and all that, silly really but once it was in my head..
 
elgoog44 said:
It was from a bird from Fox Hill should have known better!

Holidays with the in laws is not something I can gladly say I suffer from I am against the grain on that one, its my own family I have issues with the In laws have treated me like, and maybe better (SSSHHHH) than there own Son, love the old boy he is now a blade as well which is awesome, he went to the Semi final with me and you know how it goes "once a blade, Always a blade" been a few more times as well loves it bless him.

as for all inclusive, everyone touching the same serving spoons, went to a place all inclusive and ended up spending a fortune as I got that very fear about germs and all that, silly really but once it was in my head..
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Usually on our "main" holiday, we like to take the coach trips and see different places. They are often ruined by people who "really need" to get back for their evening meal, the fuckers have been stuffing their faces all day!
 
The Crab said:
Last, but by no means least, they want to go All Inclusive. I can sort of understand this from the point of view of the kids. But I'd rather spend a week having my bollocks chewed by hungry dogs. It is bound to be populated by people I've spent all year saving up to get away from. The food will done on the lowest budget they can get away with. Our lot will never want to go anywhere because "it's all free here".
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I thought that 'all inclusive' was the main reason people went to Butlins?
 
Harrisblade said:
I thought that 'all inclusive' was the main reason people went to Butlins?
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Fair point. I've often wondered why people fly 1000 miles for the same experience they'd get in Skegness. The weather is an obvious answer of course, but other than that, eat cheap shite and get drunk? You can do that here.
 
Marty_Mcfly said:
They're at it again, giving us loads of awards and stuff. Bastards.
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Still yet to comeback to me as to why they wasted time writing the Katie Hopkins article.

But ooo look we got some pointless award from a pointless local newspaper.
 
The Crab said:
My sympathies.

Ms Crab and her sister are on about "treating" their Mum and Dad for their anniversary next year. Basically a whole rabble of us going on holiday. The following, are just some of the reasons why either a massive asteriod, or one of Kim Young Uns missiles landing on my head wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Me and Ms Crab's Dad just don't get on. He's the grumpiest bastard in the world. Last time we went on holiday, by the time we'd got through security on the outbound journey, I was imagining all the different ways I could kill him.

Ms Crab's sister constantly drinks Red Bull, she stresses at the kids really easily, and we'd end up babysitting on our own holiday. Fuck that.

Their Mum is a lovely lady, real salt of the earth, but she dithers, can't make her mind up about anything, and obsesses about saving money. She'd happily spend the holiday eating microwave meals.

Last, but by no means least, they want to go All Inclusive. I can sort of understand this from the point of view of the kids. But I'd rather spend a week having my bollocks chewed by hungry dogs. It is bound to be populated by people I've spent all year saving up to get away from. The food will done on the lowest budget they can get away with. Our lot will never want to go anywhere because "it's all free here".

Fuck that, with bells on.
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Probably work shy scroungers and benefit cheats Crab that will be defended on a political thread and ripped to pieces on here and thought of as scum.

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Sean Thornton said:
Probably work shy scroungers and benefit cheats Crab that will be defended on a political thread and ripped to pieces on here and thought of as scum.

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Not my thing to get into all that Sean mate, a lot of entrenched views on those threads!

Just based on my own experience, most of the behaviour someone might describe as "gobshitely" has come from those who might look down their noses at the people you describe, Office Girls off for a weekend, middle management golf groups, etc.

The sort of things that make my piss boil seem to cross boundaries in my experience. Or maybe I'm just turning into a fucking old Curmudgeon.

Very few people I think of as scum, kiddy fiddlers would fit that description nicely though.
 



Bladesman said:
Still yet to comeback to me as to why they wasted time writing the Katie Hopkins article.

But ooo look we got some pointless award from a pointless local newspaper.
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I was only trying to draw attention to the fact that if they were really that biased, they wouldn't have given us those "pointless awards"

But If you really want my opinion, they're journalists, it's their job to publish things that they hope others want to read. Whether you want to read it or not doesn't represent the view of everyone, they're not there to write things that only you want to read.
 
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