So if we get promoted....

[Ricky]

How happy will you be?

I will be quite happy.

What about you?

Thanks.

 

[Rusty view]

I might raise a smile....equally I might go fkn mental.

 

[DifferentClass]

I'll bare me arse on town hall steps!

 

[Esablade]

This happy:

 

[FMBlade1]

Moderately content.

 

[Isar]

I think it will be a lie.

 

[Ricky]

Excellent responses so far I really think we can build on this.

Thanks.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'll be nervous.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

...this is what we'll sing....

 

[Vintage Shirt]

I'll do a poo.

Like a happy one though.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

If we get promoted I will stay to the 88th minute.

 

[knowsnowt]

I'll sport a wry smile momentarily, whilst cradling my jaw in a ponderous pose.
Well that or have a lard wank. Its rare I reward myself with a lard wank, promotion would be a fitting occasion.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

 

[knowsnowt]

I'll do a poo.

Like a happy one though.

Do you ever do that thing when you try and do a really long poo without snipping it mid shit?
I find the more I try the more I actually snip!

 

[FMBlade1]

We should definitely all get our 'flashlights' and shine them at our evening games, it will look beautiful and really add to the atmosphere

 

[Tyler Durden]

Do you ever do that thing when you try and do a really long poo without snipping it mid shit?
I find the more I try the more I actually snip!

It's a technique known as 'cutting the cigar' in the lavatory enthusiast community.

 

[Johnstreetstand]

I might punch the air, or other such giddiness .

 

[RossyTheBlade94]

Might clap once, anymore than that and I'll feel too much joy.

 

[PeteBlade]

I'll be embarrassed that we're holding a parade. We only hold parades when we win the Champion's League.

 

[blade.i.am]

I will put my right hand over my heart, stand tall and sing the GCB song with relish and gusto.
Might give the old man boob a squeeze while I'm at it. Happy days.

 

[Dkc]

I may treat myself to a bun or a even a small cake

 

[Rodley]

This....

 

[Rodley]

Then this...

 

[Edinblade]

I will phone Mr McCabe and thank him for all the cock-ups over the last few years. Because without those we would not have had Chris Wilder and this season, which has been one of the best I have experienced in my 58 years of following the Blades.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

 

[TBW57]

I will phone Mr McCabe and thank him for all the cock-ups over the last few years. Because without those we would not have had Chris Wilder and this season, which has been one of the best I have experienced in my 58 years of following the Blades.

Well said. I have never enjoyed a season as much as this one either.

 

[Bladepicker]

I'll be celebrating like Marcus Bent had just put away the winning penalty to beat Rushden and Diamonds in the 3rd round of the F.A. Cup.

 

[alcoblade]

I'll bare me arse on town hall steps!

Oi!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Do you ever do that thing when you try and do a really long poo without snipping it mid shit?
I find the more I try the more I actually snip!

No amount of emojis can justify the hurt caused by me falling on the floor laughing at this.

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet.

 

[Fanny magnet]

How happy will you be?

I will be quite happy.

What about you?

Thanks.

I'll be nervous ad quiet