OK Folks, this is it.

[I should coco]

I'm not going to list them here because it would be morbid and they're pretty unlikely.

BB, don't be bashful anf there might even be a few here you hadn't considered:.

-A plane crashing into Shirecliffe
-A localised ebola outbreak at Shirecliffe and amazingly S2 rendering all players bedbound for exactly 6 weeks.
-Mount Etna errupting and the ash cloud descending over Sheffield making all travel in and out impossible
-A meterorite strike on S2
-Trevor Brooking arguing that Ched get off lightly and the Premier League deducting an unprecedented 20 points from a football league club
-Jean Hackett appealing a further 10 point deduction implemented. We then use West Ham's lawyers whoul argue it wouldn't be 'fair on the fans'. The EPL/FA disagree and a further 5 point deduction is added.
-The SNP institute a quick referendum before the end of March and win. ALL Scots have to return home by 1/4/17 or they never get any Iron Bru again. In an unprecedented constitutional twist, it also includes Celts from Wales and Ireland & Morroco. Coutts, Fleck, Scougal, McNulty, Freeman, Lavery, Lafferty and Carruthers all have to leave.
-Historians find that we never completed the paperwork properly for the signing of Fatty Foulke. Something to do with a fax machine (that hadn't been invented yet) and we are deducted 1 point for the 1894/95 season. With interest this now amounts to 257 points and we relegated through the divsions to the Redgates Sunday U15s.
-A WWII bomb being discovered under the Desso by an over energetic groundsman's fork. All S2 goes up and the FA deduct a further 40 points for us having an 'unsafe pitch' in the first place.
-Sheffield City Council announce the compulsory purchase of the Lane for the HS2 new city centre-ish station. With immediate effect.
-We are found to have bribed Pele and Herr Blatter when they visited in 2007 by giving them pie, peas and 'Endos. FIFA are desperate to show a new clean image and we are kicked out of the Redgates Sunday U15s.

Need I go on?

 

[BushBlade]

BB, don't be bashful anf there might even be a few here you hadn't considered:.

-A plane crashing into Shirecliffe
-A localised ebola outbreak at Shirecliffe and amazingly S2 rendering all players bedbound for exactly 6 weeks.
-Mount Etna errupting and the ash cloud descending over Sheffield making all travel in and out impossible
-A meterorite strike on S2
-Trevor Brooking arguing that Ched get off lightly and the Premier League deducting an unprecedented 20 points from a football league club
-Jean Hackett appealing a further 10 point deduction implemented. We then use West Ham's lawyers whoul argue it wouldn't be 'fair on the fans'. The EPL/FA disagree and a further 5 point deduction is added.
-The SNP institute a quick referendum before the end of March and win. ALL Scots have to return home by 1/4/17 or they never get any Iron Bru again. In an unprecedented constitutional twist, it also includes Celts from Wales and Ireland & Morroco. Coutts, Fleck, Scougal, McNulty, Freeman, Lavery, Lafferty and Carruthers all have to leave.
-Historians find that we never completed the paperwork properly for the signing of Fatty Foulke. Something to do with a fax machine (that hadn't been invented yet) and we are deducted 1 point for the 1894/95 season. With interest this now amounts to 257 points and we relegated through the divsions to the Redgates Sunday U15s.
-A WWII bomb being discovered under the Desso by an over energetic groundsman's fork. All S2 goes up and the FA deduct a further 40 points for us having an 'unsafe pitch' in the first place.
-Sheffield City Council announce the compulsory purchase of the Lane for the HS2 new city centre-ish station. With immediate effect.
-We are found to have bribed Pele and Herr Blatter when they visited in 2007 by giving them pie, peas and 'Endos. FIFA are desperate to show a new clean image and we are kicked out of the Redgates Sunday U15s.

Need I go on?

No.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I keep reading about counting chickens! What the fuck has this to do with watching our team of Champions elect?

Sweep aside all the mythical notions that far too many so-called sensible types consider as impediments to securing that promotion place that is waiting for us.
We're just a few steps from being where this club was meant to be. The sheer ignominy of being down in this poxy division for as long as we have has been awful, so it's about time we realised just how different life is under a manager who understands this club and the demands of it's supporters. Wilder's not going to let us slip, not at this stage. I can understand the doubts, I just don't happen to share them. We're moving closer, promotion is within our grasp, and dare I say it, we'll soon be CHAMPIONEEES!