A John Fleck Song

[TJB.]

Based on the universally adored and critically acclaimed hit song 'Freak Me' by late 90's boy band Another Level.


Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (Let me make you real hot)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (Whoa, ho, oh)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get FLECKY with you


The hairs stand up just thinking about this on the terraces. And I ain't talking about the ones on the back of me neck.


Ooooft.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Im working on this currently for a song about Simon Moore

 

[Sean Thornton]

anyone remember this?

Der der der der durrr, fuuuucki'n useless.

 

[Tunstall Fred]

anyone remember this?

Der der der der durrr, fuuuucki'n useless.

Yes ,most memorably sung to Clinton da Gangsta as he ran toward us to warm up,his smile soon disappeared from his kipper

 

[blade too long]

anyone remember this?

Der der der der durrr, fuuuucki'n useless.

most posts about Hammond

 

[mattbianco1]

Based on the universally adored and critically acclaimed hit song 'Freak Me' by late 90's boy band Another Level.


Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (Let me make you real hot)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (Whoa, ho, oh)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get FLECKY with you


The hairs stand up just thinking about this on the terraces. And I ain't talking about the ones on the back of me neck.


Ooooft.

That's brilliant!

Please don't ever sing it out loud though

 

[Ricky]

Time for a separate 'Wank Song Suggestions' section I think.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Based on the universally adored and critically acclaimed hit song 'Freak Me' by late 90's boy band Another Level.


Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (Let me make you real hot)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (Whoa, ho, oh)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get FLECKY with you


The hairs stand up just thinking about this on the terraces. And I ain't talking about the ones on the back of me neck.


Ooooft.

Tommy..........we need to talk.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

You're gonna get your Fleckin head kicked in!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[CarlMcBlade]

How about that Kings of Leon classic..... Our Fleck is on fire!
Go on, try it......

Yeah oh oh Our Fleck is on fire.
Repeat......

 

[Esablade]

Based on the universally adored and critically acclaimed hit song 'Freak Me' by late 90's boy band Another Level.


Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (Lick you up and down)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (Let me make you real hot)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (Whoa, ho, oh)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get FLECKY with you


The hairs stand up just thinking about this on the terraces. And I ain't talking about the ones on the back of me neck.g


Ooooft.

Always puzzled me somewhat that song, isn't 'licking someone up and down' rather normal?

Anyhow, I'm trying to work Freeman into this so I can get down wit da coked up yoots'

 

[metalblade]

Time for a separate 'Wank Song Suggestions' section I think.

Can't give this enough likes

 

[Chief_Froley]

How about that Kings of Leon classic..... Our Fleck is on fire!
Go on, try it......

Yeah oh oh Our Fleck is on fire.
Repeat......

Credit where credit is due I could actually get behind this chant on match day.

 

[Treeton Blade]

First Coutts is the deepest?

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

To the tune of ,fuck you, br ceelo green. Billy sharp scores the goals and simon moore saves shots. And weve got , Fleck tooooo... Hansons six foot five, and hes coming for you, hes gonna, fuck you, and score goals tooo......

 

[GrozzaTheBlade]

You to me are everything to sweetest song that I could sing, Oh John Fleck!

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Or even "John Fleck is on fire"

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Hit the road Jack O`Connell,and dont you let them score no more

Hit the road Jack O`Connell and dont you let them score no more no more

Jack oh Jack you treat them so mean,you`re the meanest bad defender i ever seen

Hit the road Jack O`Connell,dont let them score no more no more no more no more

If that doesnt catch on,i will go to the foot of our stairs

 

[Keen Blade]

How about that Kings of Leon classic..... Our Fleck is on fire!
Go on, try it......

Yeah oh oh Our Fleck is on fire.
Repeat......

Short & Sweet .......Brilliant !

 

[SwissBlade]

I'm working on a couple of song versions myself at the moment, seeing as though you useless twats can't parody a song if it killed you. So far:

Arctic Monkeys 'I bet you look good on the dance floor' will become 'I bet you play good on the Desso'

Pulps 'common people' will become 'wilders bladesmen'

Oasis 'don't look back in anger' to become 'don't look back at Adkins'. So far I've got the last line to this 'don't look at Adkins, Hammond's a cunt.

I'm sure they'll be as ridiculous as the rest on here, but you lot started it

 

[Tunstall Fred]

Simon Moore big lad

Got gloves,stops shots

he`s got a quiff and a goalie bag

 

[Bridge Blade]

I'm working on a couple of song versions myself at the moment, seeing as though you useless twats can't parody a song if it killed you. So far:

Arctic Monkeys 'I bet you look good on the dance floor' will become 'I bet you play good on the Desso'

Pulps 'common people' will become 'wilders bladesmen'

Oasis 'don't look back in anger' to become 'don't look back at Adkins'. So far I've got the last line to this 'don't look at Adkins, Hammond's a cunt.

I'm sure they'll be as ridiculous as the rest on here, but you lot started it

Me too , mine was

I bet Paul coutts looks good on the dance floor,
I don't know if he's gonna take a chance or..
I don't know if he'll ever score..

 

[SwissBlade]

Me too , mine was

I bet Paul coutts looks good on the dance floor,
I don't know if he's gonna take a chance or..
I don't know if he'll ever score..

It's not as good as mine

 

[Shalalalafenoughty]

To the same tune as the Billy Sharp one:

Flipping 'eck, flipping 'eck,
We've got Johnny Fleck.

Keep it simple, eh?

 

[GrozzaTheBlade]

How dya like it how dya like it MOORE MOORE MOORE

 

[Ricky]

One I heard on the train on Saturday...

Fleck to the left of me,
Duffy to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle Paul Coutts


Sounded OK. But of course it didn't find it's way inside the ground.

Would be good if we had a song for our whole midfield.