Greenwich Blade on R5 on dating

[FriethBlade]

Outed mate ! Radio5 live had a programme on modern dating and how it differs from when Blind Date hit the screens in the 80s. All about dating apps etc but then they had a feature on how listeners had met their partners. Up popped Adrian who was hitch hiking to Scunthorpe with a Santa hat on when his soon to be partner gave him a lift . When asked why he was hitching to Scunthorpe the answer was to watch Sheffield United

 

[FriethBlade]

Sorry realised this is in wrong selection...awaiting kicking from thread police !

 

[Harry's Game]

I think dear old Greenwich has been on Radio 5 more than Nicky Campbell over the years.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Sorry realised this is in wrong selection...awaiting kicking from thread police !

Frieth - it's Greenwich Blade - he can be in any Section he wants.

Thread Police - Stand down, I repeat, Thread Police stand down

 

[Wapping Blade]

Oh no - Media Whore Greenwich Blade strikes again!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Outed mate ! Radio5 live had a programme on modern dating and how it differs from when Blind Date hit the screens in the 80s. All about dating apps etc but then they had a feature on how listeners had met their partners. Up popped Adrian who was hitch hiking to Scunthorpe with a Santa hat on when his soon to be partner gave him a lift . When asked why he was hitching to Scunthorpe the answer was to watch Sheffield United

Women are just suckers for hitchhiking great explorers Eh?

I once got picked up by a woman on the M50 dressed as Marco Polo. I was on my way to watch the Blades play Newport County.

It works every time I tell you.

 

[Worksop II]

I once got picked up by a woman on the M50 dressed as Marco Polo.

Why was she dressed as Marco Polo ?

 

[8lade]

Why was she dressed as Marco Polo ?

Never mind that, did you see the Blades or did you get to explore the woman?

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Never mind that, did you see the Blades or did you get to explore the woman?

I hope he got to explore the women , because apart from scrapping with boro fans , we got smashed 4-0 ,
Think John Aldridge got a hat trick that day .
Fucking scouse paddie .

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Greenwich Blade in the media. In other news, the Pope is catholic!

 

[Rodley]

Blades Forum Royalty

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Outed mate ! Radio5 live had a programme on modern dating and how it differs from when Blind Date hit the screens in the 80s. All about dating apps etc but then they had a feature on how listeners had met their partners. Up popped Adrian who was hitch hiking to Scunthorpe with a Santa hat on when his soon to be partner gave him a lift . When asked why he was hitching to Scunthorpe the answer was to watch Sheffield United

Unashamed 5 Live listener; it has been a constant companion since its inception and has seen me through sleepless nights, sleepless days and battles with depression. Ironically when they phoned me and asked me if I wanted to go live on air they woke me up as I'd sent them a text well over an hour before and had then zonked out in an attempt to sleep off the ravages of yesterday's vomiting bug.

Even more ironically my shy other half has got the right hump with me for not asking her first. I didn't even mention her name so I've now got the hump with her and we're in the middle of a lovely romantic lovers' tiff!

My favourite bit was when Tony Livesey said, "It was actually a rhetorical question," upon me answering his question of, "Why?"

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Frieth - it's Greenwich Blade - he can be in any Section he wants.

Thread Police - Stand down, I repeat, Thread Police stand down

Too fucking right!

 

[northsomersetblade]

Outed mate ! Radio5 live had a programme on modern dating and how it differs from when Blind Date hit the screens in the 80s. All about dating apps etc but then they had a feature on how listeners had met their partners. Up popped Adrian who was hitch hiking to Scunthorpe with a Santa hat on when his soon to be partner gave him a lift . When asked why he was hitching to Scunthorpe the answer was to watch Sheffield United

Sounds like a classic nut answer - I'm surprised she didn't pull out a gun and order him out of the car

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Sounds like a classic nut answer - I'm surprised she didn't pull out a gun and order him out of the car

She did; that's what attracted me to her.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

It wasnt Tracey Andrews was it?


Lucky escape there!

 

[1889]

It wasnt Tracey Andrews was it?

Lucky escape there!

No, he was in her car, not under it

 

[Rodders]

Greenwich Blade do you ever think, "might end up getting bummed today, think I'll take the train", or is that part of the thrill?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Greenwich Blade do you ever think, "might end up getting bummed today, think I'll take the train", or is that part of the thrill?

Read the book Rodders

 

[Sean Thornton]

Greenwich Blade do you ever think, "might end up getting bummed again today, think I'll take the train", or is that part of the thrill?

Fixed.

 

[BushBlade]

Greenwich Blade do you ever think, "might end up getting bummed today, think I'll take the train", or is that part of the thrill?

When I was about 17 I was waiting near Marble Arch to get a bus up to Staples Corner to start hitching back up the M1. It was about 5.00 in the morning and I don't think night busses ran all night in those days so I was waiting for the busses to start running.
A cab driver offered to take me up to the M1. I was quite naive in those days and just wanted to get the fuck out of London and get home so I accepted, thinking he was just a kindly sole.
Somewhere in north London heading towards the M1 he offered me a fiver to have a wank in front of him.
Obviously, I shit myself and declined, making it very clear that I had violent tendencies and politely informed him that I'd got nothing against homosexuality but if he tried any shit I'd stab him (with the knife I pretended I had, not my cock).
To his credit, he left it alone and took me to the M1. I was still scared until I got a lift to Scratchwood. Fucking dodgy place, that London.

 

[I should coco]

Somewhere in north London heading towards the M1 he offered me a fiver to have a wank in front of him.

What did you spend the fiver on in the end?

Obviously, I shit myself

Oh, I see. New underpants then.

 

[FriethBlade]

When I was about 17 I was waiting near Marble Arch to get a bus up to Staples Corner to start hitching back up the M1. It was about 5.00 in the morning and I don't think night busses ran all night in those days so I was waiting for the busses to start running.
A cab driver offered to take me up to the M1. I was quite naive in those days and just wanted to get the fuck out of London and get home so I accepted, thinking he was just a kindly sole.
Somewhere in north London heading towards the M1 he offered me a fiver to have a wank in front of him.
Obviously, I shit myself and declined, making it very clear that I had violent tendencies and politely informed him that I'd got nothing against homosexuality but if he tried any shit I'd stab him (with the knife I pretended I had, not my cock).
To his credit, he left it alone and took me to the M1. I was still scared until I got a lift to Scratchwood. Fucking dodgy place, that London.

If the cab driver had been female what would you have done ?

 

[shorehamview]

If the cab driver had been female what would you have done ?

Cracked one out pronto, I would imagine.

 

[BushBlade]

Cracked one out pronto, I would imagine.

Obviously. I said I was straight, not
impotent.

 

[Dec]

I once got picked up by a woman on the M50 dressed as Marco Polo.

Why was she dressed as Marco Polo ?

I was wondering how the M50 dressed as Marco Polo...

 

[Kenilworth]

When I was about 17 I was waiting near Marble Arch to get a bus up to Staples Corner to start hitching back up the M1. It was about 5.00 in the morning and I don't think night busses ran all night in those days so I was waiting for the busses to start running.
A cab driver offered to take me up to the M1. I was quite naive in those days and just wanted to get the fuck out of London and get home so I accepted, thinking he was just a kindly sole.
Somewhere in north London heading towards the M1 he offered me a fiver to have a wank in front of him.
Obviously, I shit myself and declined, making it very clear that I had violent tendencies and politely informed him that I'd got nothing against homosexuality but if he tried any shit I'd stab him (with the knife I pretended I had, not my cock).
To his credit, he left it alone and took me to the M1. I was still scared until I got a lift to Scratchwood. Fucking dodgy place, that London.

Allus wondered where the moniker "Bush" came from

 

[Kenilworth]

She did; that's what attracted me to her.

I see from your Avar that you got to say tara

 

[Selly]

Obviously, I shit myself

Is there something in the water this week, first WalthamstowBlade fesses up and now you...

Anymore of the brown trouser gang want to throw their hat into the ring???