Sheffield United Ltd Accounts

[pommpey]

Oddly enough being under contract for that length of time got United a better price. Just a thought.
Maybe that was McCabes plan all along, get him on a decent deal and cash in. I don't know. And you certainly don't.

Joined up thinking can be a Godsend at times, much better than made up mumbo fucking jumbo.

Night.

Oh - so you know how much we got for Murphy

So, you know this:

a. who 'bankrolled the pitch'
b. how much we got for Murphy

Bloody hell. You are well connected, aren't you?

Or not.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

No. You brought the Desso up. Now justify it.

pommpey

Give your orders to some young kid.

If you're too self centred to admit you turned a thread into something else with your endless rants about Murhy, the pitch and McCabe, crack on.
You'll revisit this time and time again because it's the only thing you've got at the moment. God knows what you'll do if the club splash the cash in January and we go up. Instead you seem desperate that we sell to prove some boring point that you and only you ever mention.

 

[Pinchy]

C'mon Pinchy. Show me your degree, please. I promise I won't laugh of be derogatory. There's plenty of degree trained people, highly qualified to a tee, currently shoveling fries at KFC or wiping the arses of old people in homes.

Engineers like me though - they're in short demand.

pommpey

I know, I can never find a grease monkey to change my brake pads when I need one. I'll leave it there, I think, before I embarrass you and find myself accused (probably rightly) of boasting, elitism etc. I've been entertaining people on here and other places for many years without having to disclose my credentials. It's something I only ever mention when those who combine drivel with malice ask for it in a confrontational manner. You do, and you did. There it ends.

Don't worry, by the way, if the mechanic thing goes pear-shaped. The nation will always need tossers...

 

[pommpey]

I know, I can never find a grease monkey to change my brake pads when I need one. I'll leave it there, I think, before I embarrass you and find myself accused (probably rightly) of boasting, elitism etc. I've been entertaining people on here and other places for many years without having to disclose my credentials. It's something I only ever mention when those who combine drivel with malice ask for it in a confrontational manner. You do, and you did. There it ends.

Don't worry, by the way, if the mechanic thing goes pear-shaped. The nation will always need tossers...

Heh. If only he knew.

Degree in Home Ec. I'll put you a tenner on it. Third Class.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oh - so you know how much we got for Murphy

So, you know this:

a. who 'bankrolled the pitch'
b. how much we got for Murphy

Bloody hell. You are well connected, aren't you?

Or not.

pommpey

So you don't, yet you're making this huge fuss about it even though you're admitting you don't have a clue. Brilliant. "I don't know what Im on about but I'll argue it until I'm blue in the face" how can you go on about it without any verifiable facts as to how much etc, in your possesion? You've really shown yourself for what you are tonight.

Silly to plain daft.

 

[Top Cat]

strange

 

[Barney]

Well, that was fucking easy, wasn't it?

pommpey

ps. Its closing time at the Dog and Duck, readers. Its the only time this bloke posts on here, when the fug of alcohols makes anything he types look less like gibberish

Coming soon - Bigger Blade shit and 'how many games have you been to?'

No he usually likes to mention how he played professionally around about now.

Although we're still not sure if it was on the pitch or dreamt up in the pub, yet.

 

[pommpey]

Give your orders to some young kid.

If you're too self centred to admit you turned a thread into something else with your endless rants about Murhy, the pitch and McCabe, crack on.
You'll revisit this time and time again because it's the only thing you've got at the moment. God knows what you'll do if the club splash the cash in January and we go up. Instead you seem desperate that we sell to prove some boring point that you and only you ever mention.

Nope. I hope we retain the skill which has got us where we currently are. But, y'know, your dad has some propensity to discharge the talent currently sustaining good progress and bell-ends like you will resurface and offer snakeoil and bullshit to reason why, with your 'go look at the accounts' rinse/repeat tedium. You didn't answer:

a. who was the benefactor (or was it made up?)
b. how much we got for Murphy (or don't you know?)

I know its a pain answering this, but your third engine just burst into flames and you're losing height.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

For 'qualifications' see Advanced Cake Decorating.......City And Guilds

For 'experience' see *Writing angry letters to the editor of the local rag on a weekly basis, signed 'Disgruntled of Derbyshire'

*The same letter

Repeatedly....

Pastry Chef. I fucking knew it.....

 

[Tyler Durden]

No he usually likes to mention how he played professionally around about now.

Although we're still not sure if it was on the pitch or dreamt up in the pub, yet.

"I tell...I tell you nah....I could've been someone......a STAR I tell ya!! *Hic*.....fuckin bastards."

 

[pommpey]

No he usually likes to mention how he played professionally around about now.

Although we're still not sure if it was on the pitch or dreamt up in the pub, yet.

Face it, if he did, he's one of those washed up boring cunts who'll have the gullibles I the pub he played with Gerrard and Beckham and if it wasn't for bad luck ... etc

I haven't seen any evidence he played professionally, come to think of it. In fact, fuck it. I played professionally. Yeah, I did. For Liverpool, under Paisley. Juve wanted to sign me, Yeh, they did. Check me out.

pommpey

 

[Tyler Durden]

Pastry Chef. I fucking knew it.....

He only does Choux pastry though, not "grotesque alehouse hoof-merchant" shortcrust y'know.

Summat summat Bassett.

 

[Dkc]

Pommpey now has me worried we'll sell Duffy in January then lose in the Play Off semis to fucking Rochdale. Or maybe in the final to Bradford.

 

[pommpey]

So you don't, yet you're making this huge fuss about it even though you're admitting you don't have a clue. Brilliant. "I don't know what Im on about but I'll argue it until I'm blue in the face" how can you go on about it without any verifiable facts as to how much etc, in your possesion? You've really shown yourself for what you are tonight.

Silly to plain daft.

Answer the questions, please

a. who bankrolled the Desso?
b. how much did we get for Murphy?

It was made up, wasn't it?

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Nope. I hope we retain the skill which has got us where we currently are. But, y'know, your dad has some propensity to discharge the talent currently sustaining good progress and bell-ends like you will resurface and offer snakeoil and bullshit to reason why, with your 'go look at the accounts' rinse/repeat tedium. You didn't answer:

a. who was the benefactor (or was it made up?)
b. how much we got for Murphy (or don't you know?)

I know its a pain answering this, but your third engine just burst into flames and you're losing height.

pommpey

Aah. The Liberace style oh so camp aggression is kicking in now. Bell end, dear me.

"answer the question, answer the question, answer the question ( sound of vomiting)"

 

[pommpey]

Pommpey now has me worried we'll sell Duffy in January then lose in the Play Off semis to fucking Rochdale. Or maybe in the final to Bradford.

Don't!

Just ... fucking DONT!

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

Aah. The Liberace style oh so camp aggression is kicking in now. Bell end, dear me.

"answer the question, answer the question, answer the question ( sound of vomiting)"

You made it up, didn't you?

*fourth engine now smoking*

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Answer the questions, please

a. who bankrolled the Desso?
b. how much did we get for Murphy?

It was made up, wasn't it?

pommpey

You're crying aren't you?

 

[Barney]

You're crying aren't you?

If anything is code for "I can't answer the question", it's that.

 

[pommpey]

You're crying aren't you?

Made it up

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

You made it up, didn't you?

pommpey

Sobbing in fact.



Off you go now, still not knowing, in the dark and out of the loop.

 

[pommpey]

If anything is code for "I can't answer the question", it's that.

Innit.

"I AER SO CLEVUH! LOOK AT TEH BANK ACCOUNTS!"

*credibility shrivels to a crisp when found out bullshitting*

pommpey

 

[Tyler Durden]

The Murphy money was spunked on wages for the merry band of megabucks wankers that Nigel Clunt signed under the noses of the "Technical Board" who were presumably too busy playing with their dicks at the time. But that's another story.

 

[pommpey]

Sobbing in fact.



Off you go now, still not knowing, in the dark and out of the loop.

No love. I am warmly amused that you have been shot to fuck out of the sky.

I hope anyone else who hangs off every word you say (like Tip Top Cunt and the crazy bloke) gets the message now.

Desso pitch, indeed.

LOL

pommpey

 

[Dkc]

I suspect that another reason for the Desso was to host major events. We were very close to hosting a Kell Brook fight earlier this year. Could have been 40k in the ground and "millions watching around the world"

Just bad luck it didn't happen, really.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Made it up

pommpey

I see Barneys got his dick out backing someone more capable than himself up. Still flaccid though eh Barn? Don't worry though, I'm not going to call you a thick cunt again, I got an infraction for that last time.

Pommpey, Seeing as I never said what the pitch cost, you said it was £1.2 m btw, where's that fom? nor mention the Murphy fee in a thread about rent, or in fact discussed any details in the Football Club accounts - which for some reason you believed were under discussion - maybe you could clarify just why you need an answer? Other than if course you don't have a clue about the figures?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Made it up

pommpey

I see Barneys got his dick out backing someone more capable than himself up. Still flaccid though eh Barn? Don't worry though, I'm not going to call you a thick cunt again, I got an infraction for that last time.

Pommpey, Seeing as I never said what the pitch cost, you said it was £1.2 m btw, where's that fom? nor mention the Murphy fee in a thread about rent, or in fact discussed any details in the Football Club accounts - which for some reason you believed were under discussion - maybe you could clarify just why you need an answer? Other than if course you don't have a clue about the figures?

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Murphy money was spunked on wages for the merry band of megabucks wankers that Nigel Clunt signed under the noses of the "Technical Board" who were presumably too busy playing with their dicks at the time. But that's another story.

He likes this but has been saying it went on the Desso for months.

 

[Sean Thornton]

No love. I am warmly amused that you have been shot to fuck out of the sky.

I hope anyone else who hangs off every word you say (like Tip Top Cunt and the crazy bloke) gets the message now.

Desso pitch, indeed.

LOL

pommpey

Your radar must not be working. Plus you've been firing blanks all evening.

 

[Tyler Durden]

He likes this but has been saying it went on the Desso for months.

Well whichever division of Sheffield Uniteds operations (and I can't claim to know who) forked out for the Desso and the oh-so-wonderful shiny new dugout, it was a ridiculous venture. But I'm not gonna get into a tizzy over it now.