Test for the new pitch?

[Cutbush City Limits]

With 24 hours of heavy rain forecast I can imagine a few Tuesday games being under threat...hope ours is not one!

 

[Woodwaaard]

Our new pitch LOVES water
"It requires four times more water than a normal grass surface"

It'll probably be off...

 

[JohnDenver]

With 24 hours of heavy rain forecast I can imagine a few Tuesday games being under threat...hope ours is not one!

It'll be fine. These things just dont retain the water anymore.

 

[Cutbush City Limits]

Have to confess to knowing nowt about the technology so hope your right!

 

[The Crab]

It'll be fine. These things just dont retain the water anymore.

Pitch will be fine, but Health & Safety will call off the game because of a small puddle on john Street

 

[I should coco]

Tarting for 'likes'.

 

[stringjunior]

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Tarting for 'likes'.

and succeeding

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

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Tarting for 'likes'.

looks like worlds biggest urinal

 

[Rodley]

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Tarting for 'likes'.

Hasn't he spelt out Chansiri in the seats now. Just wait until the prices go up again next season, particularly after Carlos's nightmare second season!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

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Tarting for 'likes'.

I'm sure they'll come flooding in.

 

[Billyblade]

Considering they lash gallons of water on it at half time even when it's been pissing it down, I think we'll be fine.

 

[TonyAgana]

a small puddle on john Street

...in my pants

 

[I should coco]

More tarting...

It's not quite Shankly's 'This is Anfield' is it?

I'm surprised it doesn't say 'Sssshhhhhh' on the bottom.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

These new pitches must be super slippery because whenever a fan runs onto the pitch, he invariably ends up on his arse.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

More tarting...

It's not quite Shankly's 'This is Anfield' is it?

I'm surprised it doesn't say 'Sssshhhhhh' on the bottom.

No bombing diving or heavy petting

 

[BigBed]

Surely it deserves Shit instead of just piss!!??

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

More tarting...

It's not quite Shankly's 'This is Anfield' is it?

I'm surprised it doesn't say 'Sssshhhhhh' on the bottom.

Aren't they already in hillsborough?

 

[I should coco]

Aren't they already in hillsborough?

They should really have a bigger sign to more correctly say:

"You are already in Hillsborough but you are now entering a bit more of it"

 

[Rodley]

More tarting...

It's not quite Shankly's 'This is Anfield' is it?

I'm surprised it doesn't say 'Sssshhhhhh' on the bottom.

Brilliant. What a set of twats. Surprised he hasn't shoehorned Chansiri in there!

 

[Billyblade]

More tarting...

It's not quite Shankly's 'This is Anfield' is it?

I'm surprised it doesn't say 'Sssshhhhhh' on the bottom.

Please respect our neighbours and keep the noise to a minimum

 

[The Crab]

They should really have a bigger sign to more correctly say:

"You are already in Hillsborough but you are now entering a bit more of it"

How about "you are in Hillsborough, you must have been a right cunt in a previous life"

 

[joshua thompson]

With 24 hours of heavy rain forecast I can imagine a few Tuesday games being under threat...hope ours is not one!

I thought the new pitch was an all weather pitch? No doubt it will have a little puddle here and there but I am sure it should be fine it its an all weather.

 

[blade too long]

 

[I should coco]

I thought the new pitch was an all weather pitch? No doubt it will have a little puddle here and there but I am sure it should be fine it its an all weather.

No the 'all weather' option was dearer so we went for the 'Poundland' option.

Our pitch must not get wet under any circumstances. The water that you see sprayed at half time is special 'non wetting' water with different molecule elasticity to normal water.

We could be in big trouble by tomorrow night.......

 

[BigBed]

"You are now entering the grazing and sty area"

 

[Boxer Blade]

I am confident the match will be on, more confident that we will win, but one thing I will guarantee you is the fuckin sprinklers will be on nice and early :-?

 

[South London Blade]

These new pitches must be super slippery because whenever a fan runs onto the pitch, he invariably ends up on his arse.

Nothing to do with the gallon and a half of cooking lager they drank before running on the pitch?

 

[flyingmonkeyuk]

Nothing to do with the gallon and a half of cooking lager they drank before running on the pitch?

Like the dads that stand at the side of footy pitches and kick the ball back whilst wearing leather slip ons. Not much grip on those bad boys and end up on their arses.
Footy boots are a wonderful thing

 

[DifferentClass]

Brilliant. What a set of twats. Surprised he hasn't shoehorned Chansiri in there!

I don't think that "Thai Union Food Groups Stadium" thing will become a reality.

More likely than not it'll be "Chansiri Arena".

Permanent occupants being the Chansiri Owls of Sheffield.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Ever notice how far players can slide on their knees during goal celebrations? The can slide for absolutely aaaaaaaaaaages.