Test for the new pitch?

[northsomersetblade]

Ever notice how far players can slide on their knees during goal celebrations? The can slide for absolutely aaaaaaaaaaages.

Yeah, look how far these guys can slide:

 

[JohnDenver]

so I'm in the wife's yaris

Well worth a like.

 

[South Bucks]

Please respect our neighbours and keep the noise to a minimum

Or, Please be quiet and respect the dead in this cemetery
Or, Please wipe your feet on the way out

 

[South Bucks]

View attachment 20800 The tunnel at the lane is far classier​

It should say "You are now entering heaven (but don't expect too many virgins)"

 

[DronnieBlade]

 

[Boxer Blade]

Bottom of chesterfield road always gets a run of of water by tommorow mid morning it will all be back to normal stop panicking you soft tarts ,pitch will be in top condition asbis the mighty red and white wizzards ,I've got ahundred mile drive to get there tommorow and I'm telling you there won't be a problem .

Which way do you go to Sheffield from worksop? I think you need a new sat nav.