ITK - 100% true

[Sean Thornton]

We aren't very good.

Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[The Crab]

We aren't very good.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Where u heard this pal?

 

[super_pig]

We aren't very good.

Don't shoot the messenger.

i've a good mind to go through all of the rumours threads and just keep posting 'fuck off' .. 'fuck off'.
how about it Linz

 

[Roygbiv]

I've heard the same from a reliable source. Same guy told me we were shit last year.....
..

 

[The Crab]

Another 100% fact, I bought a Double Decker at Morrisons this morning, they are smaller than they used to be. Twats.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Where u heard this pal?

Can't reveal the source other than to say he posts on here, knows football and finance and gets lots of likes. Very clever man.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Another 100% fact, I bought a Double Decker at Morrisons this morning, they are smaller than they used to be. Twats.

Please stay on "topic"

geddit ?

 

[The Crab]

Can't reveal the source other than to say he posts on here, knows football and finance and gets lots of likes. Very clever man.

We could do with a few people within the club like that

 

[The Crab]

Please stay on "topic"

geddit ?

Well played sir

It was the only 100% fact I know though, well that and I'm a middle aged, fat bald headed twat.

 

[Blade56]

Please stay on "topic"

geddit ?

It's no picnic at the moment


Here we go

 

[The Crab]

It's no picnic at the moment


Here we go

Don't get your Snickers in a twist

 

[Jonboy60]

What a load of "finger of fudge".

 

[FTPE]

We aren't very good.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Source??
Oh, last night's shower of shit.

 

[INTERUNITED]

I hope this isn't going to turn into a chocolate joke thread, it really Mars the rest of the conversation.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

We aren't very good. I think you are being overgenerous there Sean

 

[Sean Thornton]

I hope this isn't going to turn into a chocolate joke thread, it really Mars the rest of the conversation.

We need to take some time out and think about when the crunchie might come.

 

[Russ]

Confirmed

 

[The Crab]

We need to take some time out and think about when the crunchie might come.

All this ITK stuff just leads to careless Wispas

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Another 100% fact, I bought a Double Decker at Morrisons this morning, they are smaller than they used to be. Twats.

Easily to see, the emergence of Poundland, Aldi, Lidl are now taking it's toll on the superstores under the Morrisons, Tesco, Asda banner.

Downsizing store sizes and staff levels are the only way these stores will be able to compete in time with the "lower end" market leaders.

As for the chocolate, haven't a clue.

 

[The Crab]

Easily to see, the emergence of Poundland, Aldi, Lidl are now taking it's toll on the superstores under the Morrisons, Tesco, Asda banner.

Downsizing store sizes and staff levels are the only way these stores will be able to compete in time with the "lower end" market leaders.

As for the chocolate, haven't a clue.

Because we're all fat bastards? Might have been a laudible thing to do except now you get a pack of ten in the Supermarkets for the price of a couple of bars in a "normal" shop. So we're still gonna be fat bastards!

 

[Minty]

It all started with the Malteaser sponsorship and gone downhill from there

 

[Blade56]

I call PICTIONARY.......



BOUNTY cause some trouble

 

[Sean Thornton]

Confirmed

Have 10000 likes Sir!

 

[Blade56]

Morsy could be our Turkish delight but if we don't Rolo ver on wages we will pay Buttons and get nothing

 

[Minty]

Well our current predicament is nothing to Revel in and to be honest I'm a bit Twix and between about our potential

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Because we're all fat bastards? Might have been a laudible thing to do except now you get a pack of ten in the Supermarkets for the price of a couple of bars in a "normal" shop. So we're still gonna be fat bastards!

I do dearly hope none of you are in the red field...
Cut out the sugary drinks/chocolate/crisps/pies....

or you will be dead, sooner rather than later.

Dr. J.Lydon
X

 

[Blade56]

I do dearly hope none of you are in the red field...
Cut out the sugary drinks/chocolate/crisps/pies....

or you will be dead, sooner rather than later.

Dr. J.Lydon
X

Shit, if I'm reading that chart right I died three years ago, no wonder things feel bad

 

[The Crab]

I do dearly hope none of you are in the red field...
Cut out the sugary drinks/chocolate/crisps/pies....

or you will be dead, sooner rather than later.

Dr. J.Lydon
X

Now then lad, you CAN fuck off if you think I'm cutting pies out

 

[Blade for Sale]

Nobody ever said this season would be a bed of Roses but fcuk me it's gonna take Black Magic to turn us round.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Now then lad, you CAN fuck off if you think I'm cutting pies out

Here lies the body of The Crab,
juicy tender pieces of kidney, liver, heart and gristle,
wrapped in a shortcrust body...

Seldom was a man so loved by so many at Pound Bakery.

Chips & Peas optional.

Amen.


Rev J. Lydon
X