Woolford settlement finalised??

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The_Green_Man

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Please note that this is more of a question based on a rumour this morning at work.

A mate of mine reckons we have finally come to an agreement with Woolford which will see him leave the club for an undisclosed amount.

Shame that some of the Che money will have probably facilitated this deal if this is true however again if true it will offload a player who isn't up to scratch and free up wages for new arrivals.
 



What a fucking genuinely shit player he is.
 
I actually made up a song for Woolford the other day whilst I was on the toilet;

"We had him on our left wing
He couldn't do a fucking thing
He can't find a new club
But he stil needs doughhhh

So now he cleans loos
So now he cleans loooooos
Woolford's a cleaner
He cleans up my poo

Do do do, do do do, do do do"

And no, I've no idea where it came from either.
 
"We had him on our left wing
He couldn't do a fucking thing
He can't find a new club
But he stil needs doughhhh

So now he cleans loos
So now he cleans loooooos
Woolford's a cleaner
He cleans up my poo

Do do do, do do do, do do do"

It's hardly 'Delilah' is it?

Sad to say, but your recent stuff is pants. What about a few lines about green grass and the Welsh valleys?
 
It's hardly 'Delilah' is it?

Sad to say, but your recent stuff is pants. What about a few lines about green grass and the Welsh valleys?

Sorry to burst your bubble fella, but I've never written my own songs. The song above is actually the best thing I've written in a long while, but for some reason, the label won't let me record anything I write. I've no idea why.
 
I actually made up a song for Woolford the other day whilst I was on the toilet;

"We had him on our left wing
He couldn't do a fucking thing
He can't find a new club
But he stil needs doughhhh

So now he cleans loos
So now he cleans loooooos
Woolford's a cleaner
He cleans up my poo

Do do do, do do do, do do do"

And no, I've no idea where it came from either.


Did you look in the bowl?
 



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