Woolford settlement finalised??

[The_Green_Man]

Please note that this is more of a question based on a rumour this morning at work.

A mate of mine reckons we have finally come to an agreement with Woolford which will see him leave the club for an undisclosed amount.

Shame that some of the Che money will have probably facilitated this deal if this is true however again if true it will offload a player who isn't up to scratch and free up wages for new arrivals.

 

[Slim Man]

What a fucking genuinely shit player he is.

 

[TJB.]

He's currently in action for us as we speak.

 

[TJB.]

I actually made up a song for Woolford the other day whilst I was on the toilet;

"We had him on our left wing
He couldn't do a fucking thing
He can't find a new club
But he stil needs doughhhh

So now he cleans loos
So now he cleans loooooos
Woolford's a cleaner
He cleans up my poo

Do do do, do do do, do do do"

And no, I've no idea where it came from either.

 

[I should coco]

"We had him on our left wing
He couldn't do a fucking thing
He can't find a new club
But he stil needs doughhhh

So now he cleans loos
So now he cleans loooooos
Woolford's a cleaner
He cleans up my poo

Do do do, do do do, do do do"

It's hardly 'Delilah' is it?

Sad to say, but your recent stuff is pants. What about a few lines about green grass and the Welsh valleys?

 

[Blade56]

Your arse ole, wherelse does pooh come from?

 

[BushBlade]

Your arse ole, wherelse does pooh come from?

Nigel Adkins' gob

Do I win a prize?

 

[TJB.]

It's hardly 'Delilah' is it?

Sad to say, but your recent stuff is pants. What about a few lines about green grass and the Welsh valleys?

Sorry to burst your bubble fella, but I've never written my own songs. The song above is actually the best thing I've written in a long while, but for some reason, the label won't let me record anything I write. I've no idea why.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I actually made up a song for Woolford the other day whilst I was on the toilet;

"We had him on our left wing
He couldn't do a fucking thing
He can't find a new club
But he stil needs doughhhh

So now he cleans loos
So now he cleans loooooos
Woolford's a cleaner
He cleans up my poo

Do do do, do do do, do do do"

And no, I've no idea where it came from either.

Did you look in the bowl?

 

[TJB.]

Did you look in the bowl?

Always. The slow, sluggish movement of my girthy turd creeping towards its watery grave reminded me of Martyn Woolford's pace and movement.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Always. The slow, sluggish movement of my girthy turd creeping towards its watery grave reminded me of Martyn Woolford's pace and movement.

I was referring to your song and your "don't know where it came from" comment

But thanks for the above. Splendid.

 

[TJB.]

I was referring to your song and your "don't know where it came from" comment

But thanks for the above. Splendid.

A pleasure. I'm quite the wordsmith, as you can plainly see.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Your arse ole, wherelse does pooh come from?

His little bear penis?

 

[Treeton Blade]

He's currently in action for us as we speak.

Came off injured, ice pack on knee as he hobbled back to the changing rooms

 

[wizadry]

Came off injured, ice pack on knee as he hobbled back to the changing rooms

I think he's got a crush on James Wallace.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Came off injured, ice pack on knee as he hobbled back to the changing rooms

Damn, was hoping he'd be playing tomorrow.

 

[wizadry]

Damn, was hoping he'd be playing tomorrow, for Southend.

Just needed altering slightly.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

A caramac and a couple arrowroot biscuits,thats all he's weth.