Diego lolllll

[Sean Thornton]

We almost did, some sort of misunderstanding about the medication he was using for his unfortunate case of Consumption.

Leeches?

 

[The Crab]

Leeches?

Quite. In a tragic case of miscommunication however, the club doctor thought he was told Bleaches. This resulted in Mr Foulke being quite unable to do anything much having consumed several bottles of the stuff. Then later on he got into a spot of bother in one of these new fangled "Indian" Restaurants. A local n'er do well was caught staring at his wifes ankles. Much finger wagging and a little Queensbury Rules boxing ensued.

 

[Slim Man]

Who fancies coming to the lane to watch the cricket this weekend? I'm taking some home brew, some chap has created a bottle top that you can screw on and off your beverage. That means when you've had enough you simply screw your top on for maximum freshness and longevity.

Brilliant idea!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Who fancies coming to the lane to watch the cricket this weekend? I'm taking some home brew, some chap has created a bottle top that you can screw on and off your beverage. That means when you've had enough you simply screw your top on for maximum freshness and longevity.

Brilliant idea!

Bleedin' kids. Get back t'workhouse.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Can't wait to see 10,000 Blades roar on the lads tomorrow at MK.

9,999 Barney isn't going

 

[Newbury Blade]

No way can we lose today - Chelsea will be too preoccupied with the Cup Final ...

 

[Newbury Blade]

What time is it, 25 past 4? We're home and dry .......

 

[west_yorks_blade]

ITK. One of our best players has a dose of Beatie Black Death.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Are we going to re sign Fatty Foulke?

Aye.

Turns out he's now a striker with a great goal scoring record in the Dutch Eredivisie.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Is William "Fatty" Foulkes ill?







I only because Arthur Wharton is playing in goal against Sunderland tomorrow ......

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Ah Saturdays.

The match followed by Jim'll fix it. What a terrific bloke.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Who fancies coming to the lane to watch the cricket this weekend? I'm taking some home brew, some chap has created a bottle top that you can screw on and off your beverage. That means when you've had enough you simply screw your top on for maximum freshness and longevity.

Brilliant idea!

I'll come and bring some of the wife's bread. Will they let me in with a bread knife though?

Someone should invent bread that doesn't need slicing.

 

[Blade56]

Ah Saturdays.

The match followed by Jim'll fix it. What a terrific bloke.

Wrestling fromt Town Hall with Mick McManus and Take Your Pick with Michael Miles and Bob Danvers-Walker, yes, bong, yer out

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Wrestling fromt Town Hall with Mick McManus and Take Your Pick with Michael Miles and Bob Danvers-Walker, yes, bong, yer out

Nip round to the paper shop for a Green Un .

2 pages full of United . Rest rubbish except local leagues .

UTB

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Wrestling fromt Town Hall with Mick McManus and Take Your Pick with Michael Miles and Bob Danvers-Walker, yes, bong, yer out

And giant haystacks, cat weasel, big daddy. Wrestling was a serious sport in those days.

 

[Blade56]

And giant haystacks, cat weasel, big daddy. Wrestling was a serious sport in those days.

The villan, Jackie Pallo and comic Les Kellet

 

[Kelso]

The villan, Jackie Pallo and comic Les Kellet

Billy Two Rivers , Indian head dress and all !!!!

 

[Kelso]

Billy Two Rivers , Indian head dress and all !!!!

The one with the mask Kendo Nagasaki, the mask never came off even if someone tried to rip it off.....

 

[Silent Blade]

The one with the mask Kendo Nagasaki, the mask never came off even if someone tried to rip it off.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

As Shirley Crabtree, Big Daddy was a "villain" everybody hated until he reinvented himself.

Then there was Johnny Kwango and his head butt, Ricky Starr, Steve Logan, Bert Royal and Vic Faulkener, Adrian Street, Jim Breaks and a bit later, Catweazle

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Say what you like but I believe that Sam Hashimi can take us to the next level.

Before or after

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Apparently Diego maradona has been linked with us! So countless Twitter feeds have been telling me since God were a lad so to speak. Also Brian Dean scored the first premier league goal against..... Non other than Man U! God!

Isn't that history something the pigs can't fucking change .

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I don't know why everyones worried about relegation, we've always been play-off contenders. Mickey Adams will get it right, he's a Blade.

I don't know he saved Sligo Rovers last year , mind you league of Ireland is fucking shite , st pats , excluded , don't mind them Bohs , and Ireland's num 1 supporters , rovers wankers .

 

[Tyler Durden]

I don't know he saved Sligo Rovers last year , mind you league of Ireland is fucking shite , st pats , excluded , don't mind them Bohs , and Ireland's num 1 supporters , rovers wankers .

Love me some Bohs, I've actually been to Dalymount. Definitely more of a Northside man myself.

And Derry City naturally.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Love me some Bohs, I've actually been to Dalymount. Definitely more of a Northside man myself.

And Derry City naturally.

Of course Derry play in stripes because of us , but them northsiders , different breed from us southsiders .
They don't bury there dead they eat them .

 

[Tyler Durden]

Of course Derry play in stripes because of us , but them northsiders , different breed from us southsiders .
They don't bury there dead they eat them .

How come you prefer the Bohs to Rovers if you're Southside?

Having said that, I live 10 minutes from Hillsborough myself...

 

[dublin 10 blade]

How come you prefer the Bohs to Rovers if you're Southside?

Having said that, I live 10 minutes from Hillsborough myself...

Believe it or not When rovers used to play in dalymount park , after selling there southsiders home , The cunts I used to knock around with where both rovers and Leeds fans , meet them on the ferry over when we ran them in Sheffield , the top boy moved to London and is now a Spurs boy .
Mate I used to work with is now is a rovers holi, he's a wanker by the way , mate I used to work with is a Bohs top boy , if they were in England , though they'd be conference standards .
I could tell ya more but when I come over we'll have a few beers and will tell ya a few tales .

 

[Tyler Durden]

Believe it or not When rovers used to play in dalymount park , after selling there southsiders home , The cunts I used to knock around with where both rovers and Leeds fans , meet them on the ferry over when we ran them in Sheffield , the top boy moved to London and is now a Spurs boy .
Mate I used to work with is now is a rovers holi, he's a wanker by the way , mate I used to work with is a Bohs top boy , if they were in England , though they'd be conference standards .
I could tell ya more but when I come over we'll have a few beers and will tell ya a few tales .

I'll look forward to it. Get yerself over soon

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I'll look forward to it. Get yerself over soon

Was hoping for October , was pm ' img an old school Norfolk park comp lad , but forgot lad is 21.then , port vale at home was my aim , sept , in the canarys daughter and boyfriend over from the states , new job is finished a 3 month trial 1st sept .
So fuck knows when it could be , last time I was due to meet a few , tram crashed and we where fucked just outside Attercliffe , Meadowhall , take ya pick ! and missed the meet , lad is a twat for shopping .

 

[Tyler Durden]

Was hoping for October , was pm ' img an old school Norfolk park comp lad , but forgot lad is 21.then , port vale at home was my aim , sept , in the canarys daughter and boyfriend over from the states , new job is finished a 3 month trial 1st sept .
So fuck knows when it could be , last time I was due to meet a few , tram crashed and we where fucked just outside Attercliffe , Meadowhall , take ya pick ! and missed the meet , lad is a twat for shopping .

Give me a shout if you ever make it to Sheffield