Player Suggestion Kemar Roofe

[TJB.]

He'd better hit the ground running if he signs, otherwise there'll be a few 'gable end' chants flying round...

 

[metty]

I hear he's got a dodgy hip

 

[Ivanhoe]

he'll be along with his wife 'Rosemary!!!'

 

[Esablade]

Mebbe 's we should pass on this one...heard he's fond of a night on the tiles...

 

[CherryGarcia]

As long as he doesn't smoke like a chimney. He may have to downpipes before he plays. I hope he will be soffit and barge board around when he fascia's the opposition.

 

[MobileBlade]

At least he'll come here with a clean slate.

 

[Blade56]

If we sign him the fans will lift the Roofe off BDTBL when he scores.....





Sorry just wanted to join in, miss the fish puns

 

[TJB.]

Sorry just wanted to join in, miss the fish puns

Well, for old time's sake, what do you call Connor packing his bags and making his way to Scotland?

SAMMON EN ROUTE!

 

[Blade56]

Well, for old time's sake, what do you call Connor packing his bags and making his way to Scotland?

SAMMON EN ROUTE!

Or ..........FISH BYE




Ilove this

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

If we sign him the fans will lift the Roofe off BDTBL when he scores.....




Sorry just wanted to join in, miss the fish puns

Think the forum members peaked with the fish puns.

Anyway, let's hope we can truss Wilder to convince Roofe to strut his stuff at the Lane.

 

[Billyblade]

Are you sure we're rafter him?

Sounds like a right load of Velux to me

 

[Kenilworth]

Gay Bell End

Every Roof has one

 

[Welton Blade]

I suppose we could bring Carl Tiler out of retirement

 

[Blade58]

I suppose we could bring Carl Tiler out of retirement

and perhaps bring in Russell Slate as manager

 

[Blade56]

and perhaps bring in Russell Slate as manager

Can I pitch in? I heard this was nailed on.

 

[Slug]

and perhaps bring in Russell Slate as manager

That could put an interesting slant on it

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

I've heard he's got loftier ambitions than ourselves

 

[LenTednTony]

Maybe right now he is 'cieling' the deal!

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Thatch the way aha aha i like it!!


Ummm

 

[MobileBlade]

Does he play in attic?

 

[SUFC Guy]

Does he play in attic?

If he does I hope that he's roofless

 

[derfblade]

If we don't sign him i'll be guttered!

 

[Barney]

I would come up with a roof pun but it would be so bad it'd just get slated.

 

[MobileBlade]

I would come up with a roof pun but it would be so bad it'd just get slated.

Its a ROOFE pun. Put a lid on it.

 

[Slug]

Of course our new transfer committee would need to give the approval first. I wonder if there is more than one person on it or if it is a solar panel?

 

[Pierre's PC]

 

[BladeInAustria]

I hope he's soffit enough to play a full season.

 

[BigBed]

I'm glad this thread started on solid foundations, it seems to have built up quickly, it's just a case of whether this is just smoke from the chimney without any fire in the harth!??

 

[BusheyBlade]

Looks like this one's gone a bit flat.

 

[BigBed]

Maybe we need to extend?