Zenyatta Mondatta

[Maidenhead]

Defensive midfielder to police the area in front of the back four.

 

[BerksBlade]

Good player - he can't stand losing...

 

[Pierre's PC]

Defensive midfielder to police the area in front of the back four.

I feel driven to tears some days

 

[TJB.]

Whose back four?

Edit: Whoosh. I'm not familiar with that particular outfit

 

[Maidenhead]

I feel driven to tears some days

Well don't stand so close to me

 

[Maidenhead]

Whose back four?

Whoops

 

[Pierre's PC]

Well don't stand so close to me

I was wondering what you were doing behind my camel

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I fear this is a sting (by a shit wasp) with the fall out meaning there is nothing achieving (according to Henri Padovani)

 

[BushBlade]

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?forums/hilarious-rumour-mill.68/

 

[TJB.]

Whoops

Tricky bugger, thi.

I'll be watching you.

 

[TJB.]

https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php?forums/hilarious-rumour-mill.68/

 

[sitwell]

Defensive midfielder to police the area in front of the back four.

You must be So lonely.


















or Sue Lawley

 

[BushBlade]

That’s not a cliche in any way and is so hilarious I’ve just shat my pants.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Zenyatta's early career was much more convincing, for me. His first few appearances at pro level were very promising. Had significantly blown it as early as the mid-1980s, though.

If this is the best we can do, Wilder, BRP and McCabe out!

EDIT. None of that pretentious shite about "tantric sex" and lost Amazonian tribes would ever work in S2 either.

 

[Blade56]

I was wondering what you were doing behind my camel

My wife was once offered 4 camels for me when we were in Tunisia on honeymoon. She were reyt pi55ed of cause I was only offered 2 for her. If anyone's every been in the Tunisian bars (all male) you'll understand why.

 

[sitwell]

My wife was once offered 4 camels for me when we were in Tunisia on honeymoon. She were reyt pi55ed of cause I was only offered 2 for her. If anyone's every been in the Tunisian bars (all male) you'll understand why.

you mean she got the hump ?

 

[TJB.]

That’s not a cliche in any way and is so hilarious I’ve just shat my pants.

Then don't stand so close to me.

 

[Blade56]

you mean she got the hump ?

No, I nearly got humped

 

[Tezza1889]

Great signing, seen him play and everything he does is magic..

Can’t believe I was first with that one..

 

[Fanny magnet]

Defensive midfielder to police the area in front of the back four.

Bet it was funny in your head

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

I'd rather us take a punt on Regatta de Blanc ( or Reg as he's known to his teammates ) .

I'd be walking on the moon if we could pull that one off .

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Could be this Summers big signing

 

[Grappler]

Good with the left foot, the right foot, good at headers and set pieces, can attack and also defend, in fact every little thing he does is magic.

 

[BushBlade]

Great signing, seen him play and everything he does is magic..

Can’t believe I was first with that one..

You’re not the last though.

 

[nopigfansintown]

We must have "fields of gold" to be able to afford him.

 

[BerksBlade]

We must have "fields of gold" to be able to afford him.

Nah, got him for Peanuts...

 

[Woodys Thunderbolt]

I'd rather us take a punt on Regatta de Blanc ( or Reg as he's known to his teammates ) .

I'd be walking on the moon if we could pull that one off .

Or his team mate Outlandos D'Amour

 

[Snowman]

I suppose if the fax machine broke down again we could send a message in a bottle.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

None of that pretentious shite about "tantric sex" and lost Amazonian tribes would ever work in S2 either.

More S17 I would have thought