Yuletide Caption Competition

[Jon Bon]

Flo-C and Tiny Temper learn that they're about to be loaned out to the South Barnsley Massive for the rest of the season...

 

[Pinchy]

"Flo, I've heard they're all useless ten-foot fucking giants, surely that can't be right?"

"Don't look now Feb, but there's a bloke on your left......"

 

[Sharrowblade]

'Ere, Feb.......What's that round thing they're kicking about?'

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Flo: "Fuck that. I'm doing OK masquerading as a League one footballer but I can't do it another division up."

Febian: "Makes no difference to me pal, I get sent off every match."

 

[dingledog]

Flo: fucking hell, he's let Morgs of his lead,

Red card king: we are well and truly in the shit now mate.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

They are singing ...

"Oh come all ye faithful
Come and see United
Oh come ye, oh come ye
to Bramall Lane
Come and support them,
United are the greatest

Oh come let us support them
Oh come let us support them
Oh come let us support them

United!"

 

[SwissBlade]

Flo: can we stop posing now? S24su.com forum members are clearly too daft to think up a decent caption for this contest

 

[blader]

Sheffield United players informed that Stevenage have a heated bench...

 

[Sharrowblade]

'Look there's Michael Doyle, .....look what he can do with a football....He can do magic'

 

[sitwell]

Im not on the bench on saturday
What you talking about Willis.

 

[BladeFisher]

Oh God - Weir's back.

 

[thevoot]

Feb: 'Why are we glued together?'

Flo: 'Je ne sais pas. Où suis-je?'

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

Is that your finger you've just shoved up my arse?

 

[Gavlar]

Sheffield utd players reaction to being asked in an interview to say a word for the sponsor in it's native language

 

[WhiteHawk]

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

What's Cloughie saying about us?

You don't want to know ...

 

[highpeakblade]

Sheffield United players react to seeing reflection.

Flo: Fucking hell Feb that kit is shocking!

Feb: Fuck me Flo it's us, are we really wearing this.

 

[Dnblade]

I know these 2 have got the hump about not being picked,but Flo could be taking it to far by the look of his photo,by actually growing one at the top of his back.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Flo .Is it 10 or 15% tickets for villa
Shandy . Don't know mate but its kicking off big time on the villa thread .

 

[super_pig]

'kin 'ell.. the tracksuit is even worse

 

[Sheff de party]

Cuvelier and Brandy are horrified when their conversation about Ferraris is interrupted by Clough informing them their new contract means they're getting paid by the touch.

 

[Trafford]

Sheffield United confirm that they used today's under 21 game to take a look at a unique set of Siamese twins......

 

[blade too long]

Ebony and Ivory , pass to each other in perfect harmont side by side in the midfield , oh Lord why cant we

 

[blade too long]

 

[Pinchy]

I know mine wasn't funny but. as it was the only attempt with any relevance to the conditions prescribed by Jon Bon, I claim the £5,000 prize.

 

[Dnblade]

United players in Police Identity Parade...

Police are looking for a White male,6'8" ,wearing a Blue and White striped shirt..Last seen in the Hillsborough area impersonating a Footballer and partaking in Hoof crimes against Football.
Police say others wearing similar attire could be involved.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I know mine wasn't funny but. as it was the only attempt with any relevance to the conditions prescribed by Jon Bon, I claim the £5,000 prize.

Mine was too so we'll have to split it.

 

[brownie4583]

Fab-"Which one shall i chin,this one here?"

 

[SwissBlade]

So what have I won?

 

[Jon Bon]

I know mine wasn't funny but. as it was the only attempt with any relevance to the conditions prescribed by Jon Bon, I claim the £5,000 prize.

Yeah it wasn't really a condition or topic, it was just my misguided attempt at a caption so soz and all that but on this occasion... etc etc...