Your ideal sponsor.

[FTPE]

I know the kit means very little to some of you but for some weird reason I get excited for the launch every year- which is even more strange when you take into account I haven't bought one in the last 5 years.
That said, I just thought I'd ask what people would want on the front of the shirts. The money and the company size is irrelevant I just mean what would suit united the most? Either for the logo or for the sheffieldness.
Newcastle Brown suited Newcastle to the ground, Chuppa chups was perfect for Wednesday, and I for one would love Wards or Laver back(although I haven't a clue where it's actually based).
Any preferences?

 

[BushBlade]

I know the kit means very little to some of you but for some weird reason I get excited for the launch every year- which is even more strange when you take into account I haven't bought one in the last 5 years.
That said, I just thought I'd ask what people would want on the front of the shirts. The money and the company size is irrelevant I just mean what would suit united the most? Either for the logo or for the sheffieldness.
Newcastle Brown suited Newcastle to the ground, Chuppa chups was perfect for Wednesday, and I for one would love Wards or Laver back(although I haven't a clue where it's actually based).
Any preferences?

Is 'none' an option?

 

[Barney]

Hendo's.

 

[sheffielder]

The one who pays the most, however I think Sheffield Airport would be a good sponsor but having a local airport significanly should improve the local economy. Yes I know it's Doncaster.

 

[FriethBlade]

Posted it on the John Holland thread....Wilkinson Sword....if not Gillette, both got massive funds and very appropriate

 

[Worksop II]

Hendo's.

Be funny if Lea and Perrins got in there first .........

 

[wizadry]

'Lynx' Although Hammond still wouldn't want to get close to any fucker.

 

[Grappler]

Wards just for the nostalgia, still got my Wards shirt

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Pornhub

 

[wizadry]

If we'd have sponsored our nets with something very lucrative everytime you hit the back of the fucker our midfielders last season would've still missed.

 

[Bladebri]

 

[prince albert]

Hendo's.

would love to see the blades playing with relish..

 

[judge]

Fuck me

 

[FTPE]

Fuck me

Is that a website?

 

[bladesmanluke]

Google

 

[Esablade]

Mini-Cheddars.

 

[BushBlade]

Google

Good idea because we already use it for scouting.

 

[Oreyt]

Pulse & Cocktails.

 

[FTPE]

Do we really only produce Relish and beer??
Might as well go for a quirky one then. At least not a fucking country again like Malta or Wednesday's Azerbaijan!!?

 

[FTPE]

Pulse & Cocktails.

There's a really good tag line to go with that somewhere....

 

[Cyprus Blade]

 

[PeteBlade]

Good idea because we already use it for scouting.

We're no where near that advanced yet

 

[PeteBlade]

I know the kit means very little to some of you but for some weird reason I get excited for the launch every year- which is even more strange when you take into account I haven't bought one in the last 5 years.
That said, I just thought I'd ask what people would want on the front of the shirts. The money and the company size is irrelevant I just mean what would suit united the most? Either for the logo or for the sheffieldness.
Newcastle Brown suited Newcastle to the ground, Chuppa chups was perfect for Wednesday, and I for one would love Wards or Laver back(although I haven't a clue where it's actually based).
Any preferences?

McCabe's company or at The Prince's company then we could bypass the investment rules like every other successful club seems to do.

 

[Bladesman]

Get the shit shifted out of the squad.

 

[BushBlade]

We're no where near that advanced yet

Advert in The Star?

Players wanted. Must be young and hungry. Experience preferred but not necessary. Kit and boots supplied. Not suitable for over-50s.

 

[PeteBlade]

Advert in The Star?

Players wanted. Must be young and hungry. Experience preferred but not necessary. Kit and boots supplied. Not suitable for over-50s.

We'll pay you whatever you like and you can negotiate your own contract extensions.

 

[sothall blade]

Ann Summers ! think she/they already supply some of the dildos that were masquerading as players last season

 

[freddyp]

Rennies.

 

[vorpal blade]

? (kidding)

 

[vorpal blade]

defeat no longer being an option