Your favourite celebrity Blade

[SufcBilly]

Adrian Durham.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

That bloke who does the Yorkshire Tea advert,waving a ( sword ) that makes him a Blade dunt it.

 

[ScottBlade]

Flea knows.

 

[SB_90]

Jessica Ennis or is that too early still

 

[alcoblade]

Sean Bean - because he act silly is a blade.

 

[pommpey]

Charlie Webster for me. It's got a sex piss written all over it

She'd be holding my towel and a stopwatch as I pumped mercilessly into Ms Hammond's birth canal.

Then, at a pre-agreed time, Webster'd blow a whistle, I'd disconnect, she'd mop my brow, I'd get a gobful of Mansfield's finest ale, a quick fart and we'd change ends as it were, and she'd have the baton passed over up her undermeats, whilst Hammond did the fourth official duties.

There is more chance of this grim scenario happening actually than us making a fucking signing before the end of the window, to be totally honest.

pommpey

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bit of early Friday fun. Vote and discuss.

You.

 

[Sean Thornton]

That bloke who does the Yorkshire Tea advert,waving a ( sword ) that makes him a Blade dunt it.

Jimmy Muir?

 

[Constantly Optimistic...]

My daughter, who will win an Oscar one day, but I won't disclose her name yet. Otherwise it has to be Sean Bean or Mr Palin. Both legends.

 

[Micky Narker]

Charlie Webster

 

[JPSharpy93]

Thought this said celebrity babe till my eyes focused this morning

 

[Rodley]

What’s this? List of notable Blades without Manchesters main man?

 

[JJBlade]

Matt Fitzpatrick

 

[Cheesebored]

What’s this? List of notable Blades without Manchesters main man?

Terry Christian?

 

[Gavlar]

Gary Megson.

 

[Original United]

If Middlesboro sign Burke, I would nominate Warnock

 

[Karaoke Blade]

If Middlesboro sign Burke, I would nominate Warnock

Quickly heads over to 'Rumour Mill' muttering "Please God, Please God!"

 

[XM657]

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

We haven't had a nomination for my favourite sports commentator, John Rawling

 

[Gimli]

Joe Root second best again.

Terrible, amirite The Vicar?!

 

[Grappler]

That's her

googles

Yeah. Smiley little minx. Fuck me. She's three bus stops away from fifty!

Still would, whilst singing GCB and until my pods were flatter than a bat's wing.

pommpey

You old romantic, you.

 

[YorkBlade]

Joe Root closely followed by Greenwich Blade

 

[sitwell]

Gaz Schofield

 

[BigBed]

Jem Wolfie.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Joe Root closely followed by Greenwich Blade

He's just a media whore, hawking himself around any outlet that will put him on. Famous for riding on the coat tails of others...and that Joe Root is no better, right The Vicar?

 

[Blackestnite]

Alex Hammond, was talking to her a couple of weeks ago aswell.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

My daughter, who will win an Oscar one day, but I won't disclose her name yet. Otherwise it has to be Sean Bean or Mr Palin. Both legends.

Her first name initial wouldn't be 'E' by any chance?

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

 

[ElephantBlade]

She'd be holding my towel and a stopwatch as I pumped mercilessly into Ms Hammond's birth canal.

Then, at a pre-agreed time, Webster'd blow a whistle, I'd disconnect, she'd mop my brow, I'd get a gobful of Mansfield's finest ale, a quick fart and we'd change ends as it were, and she'd have the baton passed over up her undermeats, whilst Hammond did the fourth official duties.

There is more chance of this grim scenario happening actually than us making a fucking signing before the end of the window, to be totally honest.

pommpey

That first sentence is something I don't think will ever be matched on this here website.

 

[Blade56]

‘S have only got Vaughan