Would you have Usain Bolt at the Lane?

[Feo]

£4 for his name on the back of your shirt.................
Go on then.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

We could do with a bit o pace

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Until you Google the opposition he was up against...

"Usain Bolt’s journey to become a professional footballer takes its next step, giving fans the opportunity to see the Jamaican sprint king in action against a team of NPL players from Sydney’s South West coached by former Socceroo Nick Carle.

The Macarthur South West United team will be made up of the region’s best NPL players from: Sydney Olympic FC, Sydney United 58 FC, SD Raiders FC & Macarthur Rams FC."

https://www.ccmariners.com.au/news/usain-bolt-mariners-bound-campbelltown

Isn’t that “Frank Lampard’s MacArthur Rams”?

 

[TJB.]

Isn’t that “Frank Lampard’s MacArthur Rams”?

Dean Hammond's, actually...

 

[HighfieldBlade]

He's 32 which means he's past it already, remember?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I would but i like Leon more.

 

[KoppedOff]

I wouldnt sign him, but I would name a stand after him.

 

[@thelane]

Scored a couple for Central Coast Mariners last night. Playing up front with Ross McCormack!

Would you have him here? I personally wouldn't but it's the international break so the time is ripe for stupid questions.

I would have him as a sprint coach for the wingers, to present Player of the month and to applaud his achievements.....but not as a footballer in our first team

 

[BigBed]

If it means getting my pie and pint quicker at half-time, then get the fucker in!!

 

[Houston_Blade]

If we can locate Adrian Littlejohn maybe they could have a race at half time one week.

 

[Weasel]

No, but I would definately 'have' Charlize Theron or Jennifer Lawrence up against that wall at the back of the South Stand if given a chance. Not seen either of em milling around the Lane pre match to put my plan into action yet, but i remain an optimist. A Blades promotion, and a quick knee trembler with either of the afore mentioned ladies, would cap a memorable season I feel.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

If you’re looking for two up front...

 

[boo radley]

He might make sure we get out of the blocks in the second half.

 

[Paulus]

If we want pace and power up front I doubt you'll find a bloke with more of it than Lightning Bolt

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

No, checked his reported wealth and it's half of McCabe's. We'll need bigger investment if anything not reduced.

 

[Gavlar]

Joking aside, I would definitely offer a place to Michelle Jenneker.

Squad number 69

 

[Gavlar]

why not sign him? Then get Jake Bugg to record a duet with him 'jump on that usain bolt'