Worst toilets in an away end

[dublin 10 blade]

Toilets in our day

Them were days , wouldnt mind thats lasses

 

[Booker4]

Blackpool have had that stand set up for at least 15 years, and have more often than not been in the championship and PL

Absolutely zero excuse for those 'facilities'

It's set to be demolished in 2024 with a replacement coming thereafter so it's on the way but they were mis managed for years Carl Oyston. My next door neighbour is a Blackpool fan and was talking about it the other day.

 

[A_Bladesman]

Them were days , wouldnt mind thats lasses

Has the joiner used his tools to fix it yet?

 

[DifferentClass]

Imagine using the bogs at a football ground, masochists.

 

[SwissBlade]

Not inside the ground, but The toilets at the bar in the 5-a-side place away at Stoke last promotion season will take some beating.

Blockages in all three traps meant that it was backing up and on the verge of cascading at any moment… pissing into it was a risk but it also unleashed a stench that I’ve never smelt before. What a day

 

[sitwell]

1 Walsall 2 Huddersfield 3 Blackpool.
Sitwells shit shithouses verdict.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

There is a lot of competition for this, but Blackpool's must be the worst I have seen. Portacabins that had clearly not been cleaned since their last game, I was one of the first in and they were in a grotty condition. Made me nostalgic for Saltergate!

Oh my god I’d just about got over the Saltergate toilets and now you’ve dredged up that memory again

 

[Rodley]

Toilets in our day

If I close my eyes I can still hear “Play Up Pompey” reverberate around that cabin as I try and hold my squat with cold, shaking legs.

 

[PokerBlade]

Yeh that was horrendous last night. They want reporting for that. No lights either. I felt sorry for the women especially. My young lad just held it in all game.

My pet crow had to fly all the way to Hillsborough again.

 

[S17 Blade 1889]

I remember the last time I went to Highbury and that was 2 inches deep in pee. Genuinely worse than any other loo at an away match.

 

[Trigger Blade]

1 Walsall 2 Huddersfield 3 Blackpool.
Sitwells shit shithouses verdict.

Perhaps the old Shitwell name needs resurrecting

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Worse bogs I ever came across were in the old Wembley stadium in 1993. Lakes of piss everywhere

 

[spongebobblade]

The ones I used were fine apart from a lack of even tepid water from

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Toilets in our day

Luxury.

 

[Rojoyblanco]

Shove their Blackpool Tower up their arse

Sideways

 

[JackSUFC]

Imagine using the bogs at a football ground, masochists.

Where else you supposed to sniff powder in peace?!

 

[Freddie]

MK Dons 2012. 3 inches of wee wee on the floor and in the sinks. Eeew.

 

[Rodley]

Old Wembley.

The streams of piss running through every concourse make resembled the Porter Brook after a rainy weekend. Toilets weren’t much better. My Sugg Sports trainers got soaked.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Cardiff (Ninian Park)
Halifax
Bradford City

All old school concrete urinals where you needed your waders to get in and out by half time. Ninian Park in particular were rotters.

 

[Shirty Blade]

Old Wembley.

The streams of piss running through every concourse make resembled the Porter Brook after a rainy weekend. Toilets weren’t much better. My Sugg Sports trainers got soaked.

Was in the Porter Brook the other night for a few pints. Seems to have improved a bit since you were last there!

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Elm Park mid 90s. Literally a brick wall with ivy growing up it.

 

[A_Bladesman]

Elm Park mid 90s. Literally a brick wall with ivy growing up it.

Once went to Liverpool Vs rangers and 3 people shit themselves and 7 pissed themselves. I also picked 2 women and was paid to look after them.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Smeltic fans of my acquaintance speak fondly of their time standing in ‘The Jungle’ - so rammed it was impossible to move so you’d just flop the old fella out & hose down the lad (lass?) in front
Viewed as a benefit / bonus in winter months.

 

[Inter_blade83]

The old Kop bogs at the bottom near the exits were horrific.

 

[robbiez666]

One of the things I remember most about my first ever game is seeing people down their legs.

 

[raul]

It's been a while....

 

[S64 Blade]

Been mentioned already but those at Huddersfield last season were diabolical.

 

[FriethBlade]

Worst ever with the last one not the clubs fault.

1) Maine Road when they used to give part of the Kippax to away fans. Disgraceful with just one sit down bog that had no seat, a cracked basin and no door...but I had to go
2) Fratton Park on a number of occasions. Room for about 3 people so everyone used to piss up against the entrance gate
3) Carrow Road. Year escapes me but I think it was last game of the season or
thereabouts. They had 2 rows of sinks that faced each other, people were pissing in them and they were blocked so started overflowing and someone decided to start scooping it around and it quickly descended into piss being scooped everywhere and over
everyone.

 

[gavtheblade]

Elm Park.Reading.
There was a tree growing through the piss pots.
Was the day Beckham scored that lob at Wimbledon.
That's all they spoke about on the coach trip back.
We dipped 1 nil I think.
Around 95/96?

 

[reedy63]

Bradford city-away fourth division was split in half separated by a metal jail gate. Bradford fans throwing all sorts. so could not have a piss. had to wait until after the final whistle.