Woke up this morning......

[sitwell]

I woke up with a massive hard on. Updates to follow..

A wee works for me

 

[Bladesman]

Woke up this morning and thought exactly the same thing.

Then I remembered that's exactly what I thought upon waking the day after Adkins was appointed too.

Likewise, Clough before him.

Then I just groaned inwardly, turned over and had another 10 minutes...

Felt the same way this morning.

 

[Jehovah]

I woke up this morning hugely regretting ordering a tandoori masala and polishing off a whole tub of ice cream rather than sticking to my original plan of going to the gym.

Feel-good can wait.......I need a shit.

Thats like a metaphorical version of the blades original plan to get automatic

 

[boo radley]

(Thread title)
Obviously

 

[BushBlade]

Woke up this morning feeling a bit hung over. Didn't know how to react to the news yesterday so thought 'fuck it, may as well celebrate'.