Witty/Humorous Player nicknames

[pafcprogs]

Argyle fan here on a mission to track down as many of the original witty and humorous player nicknames created by fans both past and present.

Am also interested in any Blades candidate for Psycho/Trigger/Beast and Animal/Tank and the like which so many clubs seem to have.

I guess should also ask if you have any pet names for Wendies players as well although again am seeking the absurd rather than the offensive...although they could be both

Thanks in advance

Peter

 

[JohnDenver]

Pinchy - fill yer boots!

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Dog shit" is a popular one at BL.

 

[Minty]

Not one of ours but "One Size" Fitz Hall takes some beating

 

[blade too long]

We have pet names for all our neighbours Wednesday;s players

 

[Tyler Durden]

'Jug Eared Cunt' (Che Adams *spit*) is my favourite.

Whoever came up with that is a genius....

 

[bricktop]

We once had two Sids.....

 

[vorpal blade]

Forestieri = Forest Fairy

Edwards of Nazareth

Coutts, Fleck, Duffy = the Holy Trinity (which I think was Everton's midfield years ago [they still believe in God in Liverpool]) we lost our religion, our faith got fractured.

 

[CarlingBlade]

Jon 'Stan' Stead

 

[ucandomagic]

Tufty

 

[blade too long]

bounce killer Duffy

Me me Ill take one RHODES

 

[ucandomagic]

Werewolf - Hockey

 

[GuangzhouBlade]

Wayne Allison - The Chief

 

[UnitedBlade]

Bomb scare - Nyron Nosworthy. Also known as Notworthy and Threepenny Bit Head.

For Wendy, Gay Ron Smeg for Megson.

All their current players are Jack Hunts as far as I’m concerned.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Jordan "Fuck Me" Stewart

Gypo Curran

Connor "The White Eusebio" Sammon

Bashambauer

 

[I should coco]

Am also interested in any Blades candidate for Psycho/Trigger/Beast

Billy's gonna get ya........

End of competition. Do some research and you will realise that Billy Whitehurst was feared by everyone in the game.

 

[Bayingblade]

One from the past. Andy Barnsley - Merrick.

It may need explaining but look him up and you should work it out..................


Eventually!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Jamie " The invisible man" Hoyland

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

I coined the nickname Kryten (from Red Dwarf) for Nyron Nosworthy due to his inability to head a ball in the direction he intended. I’m sure others will have made the same comparison based on his bizarrely shaped barnet.

 

[I should coco]

I coined the nickname Kryten (from Red Dwarf) for Nyron Nosworthy due to his inability to head a ball in the direction he intended. I’m sure others will have made the same comparison based on his bizarrely shaped barnet.

I coined the nickname 'wanker' for Nyron Nosworthy, due to him being a complete full weight wanker.

 

[davidblade]

How I’m eating my words and wish he was playing now

Useless c**t quickly abbreviated to Useless Coutts in the family stand .

 

[Rodley]

Bad Boy Billy or Billy Tightshirt for Billy Whitehurst.

 

[davidblade]

Not forgetting , “David McCallum” the invisible man otherwise known as Dean Hammond

 

[I should coco]

Bad Boy Billy or Billy Tightshirt for Billy Whitehurst.

Or "Sir" when you met him in the flesh.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Not one of ours but Kiki Musampa was referred to as "Chris" during his time at Manchester City.

 

[leveller]

Jaws for Joe Jordan - word play on his name and a reference to him playing without his front teeth.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Again not ours but Celtics Raphael Schiedt.

"You're Raphael and you know you are"

 

[leveller]

And of course Colin - everyone’s favourite anagram.

 

[SwissBlade]

We used to call Brian Deane, 'Deano'. Very amusing

 

[Ricky]

Not a player but I'll give you Nigel Clough - 'Funny Little Nigel'.

It suits him perfectly so well done to whoever came up with that.