Wilder wants fisting.

[knowsnowt]

But I'm poorly and Uncle Susan is at a gender reveal in Dumfries.
He was heartbroken.
Any of you lot available?

 

[Wards]

Can I wear a glove?

 

[knowsnowt]

Can I wear a glove?

He's paying, so you'd have to take that up with him.

 

[Blade56]

He's paying, so you'd have to take that up with him.

What, Wilders paying for a fisting?

 

[knowsnowt]

What, Wilders paying for a fisting?

Well seeing as you're asking, I'm sure he'd be up for a freebie!

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Will I have to take off my wristwatch?

 

[Nick Jansky]

Will I have to take off my wristwatch?

If you want to still have it after the event, probably yes.