Wilder song appeal

[blader]

It's not happening. I doubt we'll sing his name at any point to be honest, however if we do it will be either:

Chris Wilder's red and white army

Or

There's only one Chris wilder
Walking a long
Singing a song
Walking in a Wilder wonderland

Can't remember the last time we had a slightly original or interesting song for any player or manager. It's not in our array of talents!

Now, impatience, fickleness and hypocrisy we have in abundance...

 

[vorpal blade]

'Take a walk on the Wilder side'

 

[chonychonycurrie]

Please, please if a song is to be sung can it be a creative one.

Not the 'one of our own' generic Premier League pap that gets trotted out and repeated.

We are better and some of our creative types can certainly do better with a bit of innovation.

'He's a blade' is of course completely acceptable as a United creation.

As an interim to the tune of 'one of our own' the words could be replaced with 'stood on the kop'..

And of course 'like a night out in sheffield' could be replaced with 'like a night out with Wilder'....

UTB, welcome home Chris.

 

[chonychonycurrie]

Wild thing, you make my heart sing
You make everything groovy, wild thing

Read more: The Troggs - Wild Thing Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[Benny and the Blades]

Wild thing (clap-clap clap clap)
you make the Blades swing (clap/clap clap clap)
you make every thing groovy
wild thing.........

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

slight revision to earlier:
Come on feel the noise
he's one of the boys
we got wild, wilder
Chrissy Wild, Wilder!

 

[blade.i.am]

How about adapting an existing song?

Chris-ee Wilder
'e's a Blade and 'e's a Blade

Repeat ad infinitum

 

[99.9%Blade]

Gets my vote thus far, maybe a tweak ....

Wild thing (clap-clap clap clap)
You make the Lane sing. (clap-clap clap clap)
You make everything groooovy
Wild thing ......

 

[Sean Thornton]

'Take a walk on the Wilder side'

May be some trouble with the line " and the coloured girls go" from the Middle class liberals on here!

 

[vorpal blade]

No sell out Malcolm, enough black friends of mine use the adjective, so if its alright by them....

 

[Dnblade]

To the tune of xtc-making plans for Nigel ....i might have overdone it on the F word,so any kids look away now...

Thank Fuck you're not called fuckin Nigel
Thank fuck you've come back to the Lane
Thank fuck you're name is Chrissy Wilder
Chrissy Wilder,Chrissy Wilder is a Blade.

 

[forever_blade]

Oooh his name is Chrissy Wilder,
Comes from Sheffield, Norton Lees,
He's come to rescue Sheff United
& leads us back up the football leagues...



Same as the above tune Leicester use for their Leonardo chant

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Steppen Wolf. . . . Born to be Wild-er?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Gotta do this.

Even Wigan fanboys' songs are "going viral"...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36310845

 

[BV]

There's a line about getting Wilder in 'Simply The Best'

Now that's got to be a good omen!

 

[GVBlade]

I think I love you...but I want to know for sure

 

[DIRTY HARRY]

Hey McCabe...take a look at the Wilder side

I said hey McCabe...take a look at the Wilder side

and give the young man dough

Dough ..dough dough dough di dough

Dough dough dough

Sung to the tune of..get your hands in your pocket McCabe you cock

 

[loyalblade95]

To the tune of xtc-making plans for Nigel ....i might have overdone it on the F word,so any kids look away now...

Thank Fuck you're not called fuckin Nigel
Thank fuck you've come back to the Lane
Thank fuck you're name is Chrissy Wilder
Chrissy Wilder,Chrissy Wilder is a Blade.

thats a good one mate though ur right u have overdone it on the f-word a lot but other than that its quite good

 

[tyneblade]

What must be able to do something with the Football's coming home song. Needs a greater talent than mine but

" Everyone seems to know the score.
We seen it all before.....

He's coming home, he's coming home...."

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Don't you worry, don't you worry, Chris
See, Bramall Lane's the place for you...

 

[Dnblade]

thats a good one mate though ur right u have overdone it on the f-word a lot but other than that its quite good

Haha,You're right there LB..apologies all round,it's far to heavy on the F word....Infact embarrassingly so..it's like I was suffering from early morning Tourettes or something..I'll try and come up with a cleaner version...something like..

We're glad you're not another Nigel
We're glad to have you back at the Lane
We're glad to have you Chrissy Wilder
Chris's Wilder,Chrissy Wilder is a Blade

 

[Barney]

He'll win some more, he'll just win more and more
He'll win some more, he'll just win more and more
Chrissy Wilder's come home, Bramall Lane's his second home
Chrissy Wilder's come home, Bramall Lane's his second home
Chrissy Wilder's come home,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

 

[ilovesufc]

In ode to the "won't be any fannying about" interview,

Chrissy Wilder,
Doesn't fanny,
Doesn't fanny...

Same tune as Bryan Robson, is a wanker, is a wanker...

 

[Bladeinleeds]

*Boom Boom Boom
Let me hear you say wilder*

 

[1973Blade]

How about a version of Duran Duran 'Wild Boys':
"Wilder boys never lose it,
Wilder boys never chose this way,
Wilder boys never close your eyes.
Wilder boys always shine'.
Or maybe not.

 

[ChuntyMalone]

Might be getting ahead of myself but how about:


He came in filled with fire
We all know his desire
Was promotion for The Blades
Dean Hammond had a promise
The money-grabbing wanker
But Tufty sent him on his way
Chris is the one
Chris is the one
Chris is the one
Chris is the one
Chris is the one
We've waited for...

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

He'll win some more, he'll just win more and more
He'll win some more, he'll just win more and more
Chrissy Wilder's come home, Bramall Lane's his second home
Chrissy Wilder's come home, Bramall Lane's his second home
Chrissy Wilder's come home,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Wigan really hit gold with that one. It'll be an anthem with them for years & years now. Great stuff.

Shows you need a song with the na na na's in it, so as everyone can go mental.

Oh, for a true new anthem of our own.

 

[GVBlade]

You make everything groovy

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Chrissy Wilder he's a blade ,
He's a blade . He's a blade ,
Chrissy Wilder he's a blade
He hates Wednesday!!!
As ever UTB

 

[northsomersetblade]

Do you remember a guy that's been
In David Bassets team?
We're happy, hope you're happy too