Wilder Raffle

[Tyler Durden]

Winners will receive a feeling of smug satisfaction....

 

[Grecian2000]

Are you suggesting we won't sign anyone in June/July?
His first signing could have season tickets torn up and sackings called for.

 

[Whiston Blade]

October

 

[SwissBlade]

Get him out!

 

[The Crab]

Winners will receive a feeling of smug satisfaction....

Fucking hell, you're tighter than Jim Bowen. I wanted a Teasmade or a Trouser Press.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I've gone for November, but a lot depends on what Barney says.....

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I don't understand why you haven't listed May 2016 as an option (assuming the last month on your list means May next year).

You're talking about a club that has supporters like Brian the Blade. A minority will have already decided he's crap.

 

[Barney]

Some have already cast doubts over Wilder being a good enough manager for SUFC.

The negative bastards.

 

[Damski]

October. We'll smash it in August, drop a bit in Spetember, then early on in October go on a 3 game run of losses, culminating in an atrocious home display against Oldham where we concede 3 goals in the first 34 minutes. Brian The Blade will be furiously drilling in the number to Radio Sheffield from a phone box off Cherry Street as the players come out for the 2nd half. "Yes, I know the show's not on for 2 more hours. I'll hold."

 

[Baildon Blade]

Very disappointed with this thread - I thought a 'wilder raffle' was going to be someone topless selling tickets from a yellow, blue & pink book.
I might have bought some

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Fucking hell, you're tighter than Jim Bowen. I wanted a Teasmade or a Trouser Press.

But look what you could have won.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Fucking hell, you're tighter than Jim Bowen. I wanted a Teasmade or a Trouser Press.

 

[The Crab]

Now where am I going to sail that, Hillsborough fucking Park?

 

[The Crab]

But look what you could have won.

Take it away boys

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Now where am I going to sail that, Hillsborough fucking Park?

No, no, no! To quote the great man 'Let's have a look at what you could have won!'

"Take it away Boys" *little tear on the cheek of Bully*

 

[Blade58]

Winners will receive a feeling of smug satisfaction....

You missed the option that says "there won't be any calls"

I'm trying to be optimistic, although it's fkin difficult

 

[The Crab]

No, no, no! To quote the great man 'Let's have a look at what you could have won!'

"Take it away Boys" *little tear on the cheek of Bully*

That downbeat version of the tune (when they lose) is usually in my head when I go to work

 

[west_yorks_blade]

If he's actually good and not shit like the last few, there won't be any calls for him to go.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

That downbeat version of the tune (when they lose) is usually in my head when I go to work

 

[The Crab]

In one - You'll always be 10 minutes too late with this, it's a Dean Hammond Alarm Clock.

In Two - for the Nigel Adkins in your life, it's a set of matching suitcases, see ya Nige.

In Three - It's a Bullseye Technical Board, nobody has fuck all idea what it is or what it's meant to do

Anf Bully's Special Prize, an all expenses paid (up to the value of fifteen euros anyway) trip to Brussels. your guide, Kevin, will show you the sites, give you a plate of Custard Creams and a coffee, and offer you the Managers Job.

 

[Tyler Durden]

In one - You'll always be 10 minutes too late with this, it's a Dean Hammond Alarm Clock.

In Two - for the Nigel Adkins in your life, it's a set of matching suitcases, see ya Nige.

In Three - It's a Bullseye Technical Board, nobody has fuck all idea what it is or what it's meant to do

Anf Bully's Special Prize, an all expenses paid (up to the value of fifteen euros anyway) trip to Brussels. your guide, Kevin, will show you the sites, give you a plate of Custard Creams and a coffee, and offer you the Managers Job.

Managers job? Surely thats the booby prize?

 

[The Crab]

Managers job? Surely thats the booby prize?

Think about it Tyler, after a year you get found out and sacked with a nice payout. It would take Jim Bowen longer than it takes the board to turn around to count that little lot.

"We've had a good day Jim, I'm not gonna gamble i'll just take the £250'000 please"

 

[northsomersetblade]

Champions league in three seasons. Juventus, I mean. Obviously.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Well, looks like he's fucked it by November. Good luck Chris, I hope Sheffield United was just a blip.

 

[Worksop II]

Well, looks like he's fucked it by November. Good luck Chris, I hope Sheffield United was just a blip.

You'll be on here, piss boiling, slagging him off when he opens his first press conference and Torches one of those Pinstripe Home Shirts

One Year of that Shirt is too many ............... in one action, Wilder becomes a God ...................