Wilder on Hammond

[Bladesman]

"Will the Blades get promotion next season Chris?"

 

[Worksop II]

What did you think of the Kit this Season Chris ?

 

[8lade]

And again, with an added tear.

this reminds me of the prisoner's with tears tattooed on their faces, good job Wilder hasn't gone down that route with people whose careers he's decided are over!

 

[Blade82]

I wish he'd change his jumper he's had it on for three consecutive days now

 

[TJB.]

'You're a right fucking ugly cunt, Tufty'

 

[TJB.]

'Chris, yer dog's dead'

 

[TJB.]

I could have hours of fun wi this, but I don't want to hog the thread for my own selfish amusement

 

[sheffielder]

Probably says something that the official SUFC twitter account posted this clip too.

I bet it's awful if everyone at work thinks you're a bellend. Ok, it is definitely not nice.

Yeh but I am a useful bellend

 

[stringjunior]

What d'ya reckon to the price of fish and chips these days Chris?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

What do you reckon to those silly twats over in S6 who insist on bouncing up & down all the time, Chris?

 

[Esablade]

I almost felt a bit sorry for Hammond watching that...

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

Martyn Woolford reacts to news he's also on the transfer list

 

[DifferentClass]

"Chris, do your impression of an armchair massive after losing at Wembley."

 

[Blade56]

For you Hammond, there is no Clean Slate ........................... no fuckin Slate at all

Dunno, he's been pretty well slated by everyone on here

 

[JohnDenver]

"Chris, do your impression of an armchair massive after losing at Wembley."

It's his Michael Vaughan face.

 

[Russ]

"That's another fine mess you got me into Atkins..."

 

[LoughboroBlade]

"I bought you an ice-cream Chris, but I'm afraid I dropped it on the way back from the van"

 

[1973Blade]

It's even better when you crop it so you know exactly what's made him pull that face

Just need to remove the letters 'uation' and put an 'h' between the s and the i.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Just need to remove the letters 'uation' and put an 'h' between the s and the i.

Fuckin' Hell.
1973Blade thinks it's Countdown.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

So Chris, we thought we'd change tack a little here and ask you your thoughts on the EU referendum...

 

[TonyAgana]

Got to hope the wheels don't come off - I can see this GIF being put to good use by our porcine neighbours...

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Got to hope the wheels don't come off - I can see this GIF being put to good use by our porcine neighbours...

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/241972-we-won-something-more-important-at-wembley/

That'll counter anything THE PIGS can use.
There's loads more.
It's open goal season their forum.
The difference between us and them, we laughingly take the piss out of ourselves, we know our place, let those
fuckers with all their bouncing, massiveness, arrogance carry on.

It was still Hull City 1 THE PIGS 0

**Lydon's asleep, this is Mrs Lydon responding. X

 

[TonyAgana]

http://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic/241972-we-won-something-more-important-at-wembley/

That'll counter anything THE PIGS can use.
There's loads more.
It's open goal season their forum.
The difference between us and them, we laughingly take the piss out of ourselves, we know our place, let those
fuckers with all their bouncing, massiveness, arrogance carry on.

It was still Hull City 1 THE PIGS 0

**Lydon's asleep, this is Mrs Lydon responding. X

Goodness me, I've just spent a couple of minutes over there... How embarrassing. Do they not see it?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Goodness me, I've just spent a couple of minutes over there... How embarrassing. Do they not see it?

Delusional.
Absolutely. 100%.
Whenever life gets too much.
Go on there.
Five minutes.
You'll be flying.

 

[Esablade]

Those immortal words:

"Stay with me on this one"...

 

[Finnieston]

Be nice when the old gits in the South Stand start grumbling, and he turns around and gives em one of those ...

Ime an old git in the South Stand and read this forum regularly. I never grumble having played football at a fairly high level before i was an old git.Stilll everyone to his own. No two games are the same and nobody sees it the same. Hence different opinions. Ive seen all the groups at half time under the south stand
moaning and shouting at high decibels. Not all old gits amongst them I fortunately are not one of them.
Do you grumble? I bet you do.....dont you.

 

[Ricky]

"So Chris, what do you make of Nigel Adkins' efforts as manager last season?"

 

[Chali 2na]

"So Chris, tell us about the transfer budget you've received"

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Gotta say I'm liking the buttoned-up Fred Perry/grey v-neck combo

Don't know what's going on below mind. Maybe we're overanalysing? - could just be that a sharp breeze caught our Christopher unawares?...

 

[eric_oulthwaite]

You're welcome!

Love it!
How does he get his lips to go that far down it's almost cartoonish. That is disappointment!