Wilder in the pub

[sitwell]

I heard he was out for a drink with Jurgen Klopp ,Arsene Wenger ,Sam Allardyce and David Moyes last night.
Allardyce was straight to the bar and bought everyone a lager ,Wenger then went and got everyone a white wine ,Klopp next bought everyone a stein and now they were all on it Moyes got them all a buckfast. Wilders turn he went to the bar and just bought himself a Peroni ,to the disgust of the others .Wheres ours ? they said.
Sorry guys ,this is the fifth round ,your not in it.

 

[Blade58]

I heard he was out for a drink with Jurgen Klopp ,Arsene Wenger ,Sam Allardyce and David Moyes last night.
Allardyce was straight to the bar and bought everyone a lager ,Wenger then went and got everyone a white wine ,Klopp next bought everyone a stein and now they were all on it Moyes got them all a buckfast. Wilders turn he went to the bar and just bought himself a Peroni ,to the disgust of the others .Wheres ours ? they said.
Sorry guys ,this is the fifth round ,your not in it.

bum bum

 

[hazzasufc_]

Ba dum tss

 

[Trigger Blade]

Probably best not to give up the day job just yet sitters. The one that took you yesterday to a cryptic place that involved a road surface and not being very well, which I believe to be Tarporley and even if it wasn't, it should have been.

 

[Esablade]

Well I liked it ...

 

[sitwell]

Probably best not to give up the day job just yet sitters. The one that took you yesterday to a cryptic place that involved a road surface and not being very well, which I believe to be Tarporley and even if it wasn't, it should have been.

Yep trig spot on

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Arsene Wenger is teetotal so the joke's on you.

 

[Bookers Mullet]

Arsene Wenger is teetotal so the joke's on you.

Fuckin ell, staying off the pop hasn't helped his eyesight any!

 

[Pierre's PC]

I thought this was going to be about LYDON , Dempseys and various fruit based activities.

Imagine my disappointment.

 

[Blade56]

I drink Horlicks when I'm in a round. When it come to my turn I'm asleep.



I'll get me coat (again).

 

[Bladepicker]

Probably best not to give up the day job just yet sitters. The one that took you yesterday to a cryptic place that involved a road surface and not being very well, which I believe to be Tarporley and even if it wasn't, it should have been.

#TrigRules

 

[DifferentClass]

Arsene Wenger is teetotal so the joke's on you.

He's also a strict vegetarian I believe, which excludes him from the post drinks kebab... or does it?

 

[Sean Thornton]

He's also a strict vegetarian I believe, which excludes him from the post drinks kebab... or does it?

A strict vegetarian or one who eats flesh? So isn't a vegetarian at all.

 

[GrayBlade]

Fuckin ell, staying off the pop hasn't helped his eyesight any!

Or his red nose.

 

[Kenilworth]

And I get called for my shit jokes

 

[SwissBlade]

I heard he was out for a drink with Jurgen Klopp ,Arsene Wenger ,Sam Allardyce and David Moyes last night.
Allardyce was straight to the bar and bought everyone a lager ,Wenger then went and got everyone a white wine ,Klopp next bought everyone a stein and now they were all on it Moyes got them all a buckfast. Wilders turn he went to the bar and just bought himself a Peroni ,to the disgust of the others .Wheres ours ? they said.
Sorry guys ,this is the fifth round ,your not in it.

Brilliant

 

[Jon P]

Allardyce only drinks pints of wine.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Allardyce only drinks pints of wine.

Wine out of a box.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Was ''Wit'' there?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Was ''Wit'' there?

He was with McCabe in the Copthorne, boardroom, Tuftys front room, or not with him in a hotel in London.

 

[sitwell]

Was ''Wit'' there?

Don't you twitter ?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Don't you twitter ?

Of course...
but I gave up following melodramatic egomaniacs..
I couldn't stand the competition.

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