Why out performances are nothing to worry about

[1973Blade]

We're all characters in a virtual world apparently, so our awful start to the season isn't actually happening. I find that strangely comforting to be honest.

Are we living in a simulation? Physicist claims he has new evidence

Melvin Vopson, an associate professor in physics at the University of Portsmouth, claims we may be living in a simulated reality.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Are we at that stage of the international break already

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

It's the Mail. They always live in a simulated reality!

 

[Bladesman]

We're all characters in a virtual world apparently, so our awful start to the season isn't actually happening. I find that strangely comforting to be honest.

Are we living in a simulation? Physicist claims he has new evidence

Melvin Vopson, an associate professor in physics at the University of Portsmouth, claims we may be living in a simulated reality.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Ah good, this is exactly what I have been thinking since August.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

It's going to be a long 2 weeks..

 

[Sithblade]

No need to worry it's all going to work out fine for our great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids as Blades fans. Someone super simmed FM for a thousand years

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

No need to worry it's all going to work out fine for our great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids as Blades fans. Someone super simmed FM for a thousand years View attachment 172817View attachment 172818

I look forward to starting a ‘600 Years Ago This Month’ thread…

 

[The Fox]

Has Brewster scored yet ? Are Norwood and fleck still playing ... ?

 

[TJB.]

It's going to be a long 2 weeks..

Joking, aren't you? Quite nice to have a break from being dicked. We're going out for lunch on Saturday and I don't have to dread a drubbing or mourn a result. Lovely stuff.

Put thi feet up, Blades.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Joking, aren't you? Quite nice to have a break from being dicked. We're going out for lunch on Saturday and I don't have to dread a drubbing or mourn a result. Lovely stuff.

Put thi feet up, Blades.

I meant with the shite you can read on here but yeah I agree

 

[Geordie Blade]

Has Brewster scored yet ? Are Norwood and fleck still playing ... ?

In 2653, scientists are finally able to establish whether it is Magnet or maggots.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

It had to be something like this to explain why we resigned fleck and osborn.

 

[Rodley]

In 2653, scientists are finally able to establish whether it is Magnet or maggots.

#teammaggot

 

[SB_90]

if we are all in a simulation, what does that mean for football manager. a simulation in a simulation

 

[GymClassHero]

We're all characters in a virtual world apparently, so our awful start to the season isn't actually happening. I find that strangely comforting to be honest.

Are we living in a simulation? Physicist claims he has new evidence

Melvin Vopson, an associate professor in physics at the University of Portsmouth, claims we may be living in a simulated reality.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Ah thought so

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

We're all characters in a virtual world apparently, so our awful start to the season isn't actually happening. I find that strangely comforting to be honest.

Are we living in a simulation? Physicist claims he has new evidence

Melvin Vopson, an associate professor in physics at the University of Portsmouth, claims we may be living in a simulated reality.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Does that mean we should switch it off and switch it back on again if something appears to be wrong?

 

[BettingBlade]

No need to worry it's all going to work out fine for our great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids as Blades fans. Someone super simmed FM for a thousand years View attachment 172817View attachment 172818

The year is 2600 and we’re still being referred to as FUCKING SHEFFIELD.

 

[Overthehills]

I am sure that some of the media will no doubt utilise the international break to compile another article or two about why Sheffield United, Luton and Burnley are all gash and why we will be comfortably relegated.

 

[Colombia Blade]

If you believe that in 1000s of years in the future we'll have the technology to recreate a realistic virtual world, then that virtual world would also eventually develop the technology to recreate a realistic virtual world and so on. Therefore, the probability that we are existing in the original world is infinitely small, but still a greater probability than Chansiri not releasing a mentally deranged statement within the next month

 

[1973Blade]

If you believe that in 1000s of years in the future we'll have the technology to recreate a realistic virtual world, then that virtual world would also eventually develop the technology to recreate a realistic virtual world and so on. Therefore, the probability that we are existing in the original world is infinitely small, but still a greater probability than Chansiri not releasing a mentally deranged statement within the next month

So you're saying that we could be part of a virtual world created by a virtual world, created by a virtual world? I think.

 

[Colombia Blade]

So you're saying that we could be part of a virtual world created by a virtual world, created by a virtual world? I think.

Not could, it's a statistical probability. Think about it...Why is the speed of light the maximum speed limit of the universe if it's not simply the maximum processing speed of the computer? How did the universe appear out of nothing if it wasn't someone ("god") simply flicking the on switch? How do you explain those murder hornets that were suddenly erased from our conscious memory if not for someone simply deleting the murderhornet.exe file?

 

[Sean Thornton]

In 2653, scientists are finally able to establish whether it is Magnet or maggots.

georgebernardshaw is distraught…..

 

[georgebernardshaw]

georgebernardshaw is distraught…..

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Completely confident, mate…

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Completely confident, mate…

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2653 conclusively finds:




But there is good news regarding Boris

 

[raul]

No need to worry it's all going to work out fine for our great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids as Blades fans. Someone super simmed FM for a thousand years View attachment 172817View attachment 172818

So it's true then? Zager and Evans DID do a secret 12" remix?

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

It all makes sense now. The reason we can't string two passes together is because the ball isn't round, it's flat.