Who would you most like to score the winner on Sunday?

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Ched Evans would piss them off the most. The revelling they took in his sentence was a disgrace. Would love for him to smash one in then shhhhhhh their fans.
 
Jesus how many tempting fate posts are we going to have before Sunday???? I'm bloody nervous enough without you lot making it worse!

We're not in danger of sounding like that shower are we?

Chickens and hatched?
 
Best answers already taken. So I'll go with Belinda Carlisle
 
Would love Sharp to score. Wendy won't like Clarke scoring so that would be good too and Ched to score would really rub it in.
 



How do you see it? A deflection off the back of your head, a scuff off your shin, or a 35 yard screamer? Or do you actually give a fuck how?
A goal against the pigs is priceless so, in reality, I couldn't give a fuck how I notched.

However, if you are giving me a preference in this wild fantasy then either a Brownie-esque volley from the edge of the area OR

Baldrick breaks down the right, towards the 2,300 packed into the stand on the Leppings Lane end, and Coutts find him with a 60 yard diagonal cross field ball. Baldrick looks up and sees me on the edge of the area on the left hand side. He whips in a cross, which I move in for only to realise that I won't be able to head it so I have to adjust my position as I realise that the ball will be travelling slightly behind me. With my body on the turn on the angle I begin to spring into the air, leading with my left foot for leverage, and bring my right peg up to connect with the ball in an overhead kick where the connection feels perfect and as I fall back to earth I know instinctively that I have got the shot on target without seeing its trajectory. The utter crescendo of noise from the Blades fans on the Lepp tells me as my back smacks into the Desso surface that I have found the bottom corner and Westwood has been totally beaten by the direction and the pace of my strike. I'm immediately mobbed by the whole team - including Jamal - who has sprinted the length of the field to take part in the mad celebrations of the best ever Steel City derby goal.

I rise to my feet and strut over to the Leppings Lane end to milk all the adulation from my fellow Blades, who are bellowing out my name and flicking Vs and middle fingers at the Wendy streaming out of the Sty.




. Please excuse me while I go and find the tissues ;)
 
Ricky for me. if only it wasn't for his glass knee he would be a hero.
 
Brooks.

A goal would do him wonders and the winner against them scruffs would give us a new legend.

Plus they love to trot out the line that 'not one of their players would get in our team'. Brooks running rampant on their defence would soon dismiss that fallacy.
 
Sharp deserves it most. Can you imagine just how much it would mean to him? Just as much as it would to all of us on here and for that reason alone I hope he gets to fulfill his and our dream.
 
For reasons that those piggy twats are so blatantly ignorant to the quality of our midfield players....I would love a screamer from either Coutts or Fleck please.
 
Westwood to take a quick throw because they are losing with a minute left and he throws it into his net, watching his performances lately it could happen, how funny would that be
 
I'd like Sharpe, Clarke, Fleck, Coutts and Brooks to get the winners. ;)
 
Evans with a 92nd min equaliser the sharp with a 95th min winner
 



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