Who was it who slapped my ass

[Charmer1889]

When we scored to make it 2 nil on Saturday

 

[HillmortonBlade]

When we scored to make it 2 nil on Saturday

So many asses slapped, am I expected to know every one of them?

 

[INTERUNITED]

When we scored to make it 2 nil on Saturday

It was Ched. He's also booked a Premier Inn for the 2 of you next Friday (although there may be 3).

 

[northsomersetblade]

What does your ass look like?

 

[Ricky]

You'll need to post a photo of your ass, then we might be able to get to the BOTTOM of who slapped it.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Have I logged into Grinder.


Err, or whatever it's called?

 

[Jehovah]

It was me, just did it for the crack

 

[boo radley]

Joined yesterday. Four messages. You're either a Private Dick or a Stalker.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Would you say yours resembles any of these? If so, which one?

 

[billyblademan]

Was it Rollo's mate?

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

James Handson

 

[FredZeppelin]

Sounds like it was a good job we didn't get a third!

 

[wizadry]

I didn't see any donkeys at the lane on Saturday so I think you're lying.

 

[PokerBlade]

Would you say yours resembles any of these? If so, which one?

Number three, but I was wearing five's heels.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I didn't see any donkeys at the lane on Saturday so I think you're lying.

No; he was ill and went home early in a taxi.

 

[Chriswilderistheman]

I did not slap it I just poked my finger up it

 

[PokerBlade]

The weird thing was how upset OP was when Billy didn't get a hat trick.

 

[Charmer1889]

I did not slap it I just poked my finger up it

I doubt that very much sunshine

 

[axel smeets]

Was it the one that was like 2 boiled eggs in a handkerchief?

 

[Rodley]

Would you say yours resembles any of these? If so, which one?

Miss Bum Bum?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Someone slapped your ass?

The cheeky beggar!

Did you turn the other one?

 

[Keen Blade]

Have I logged into Grinder.


Err, or whatever it's called?

Too late , we now know you know what it is !

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

So some ass wipe took a swipe..

Tun the other cheek next time

 

[Blade56]

Ah the phantom bum slapper of BDTBL strikes again

 

[Treeton Blade]

When we scored to make it 2 nil on Saturday

It was me, and I even grabbed a pic after the game

 

[Cerberus Blade]

It wasn't me. I wasn't at the game unfortunately. Or I might have been tempted, depending on the gender of the ass and the general shape and disposition of it. Actually, I lie. I probably wouldn't dare. Not even if it was perfectly shaped, like a mandolin. You can get into a lot of trouble these days for slapping asses. I've had sexual harassment training at work. I know what's allowed and what's not allowed. First thing is, if someone does something to you that you consider to be sexual harassment, you have to make it clear to them that it's unwanted. If they continue to do it then they are in trouble - but it seems like they are allowed one shot at it. So, whoever it was, you'll have to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Did you make it clear that it was unwanted btw? Or are you asking on here because you'd like to take it further next time?