Which player would you rather be kicked in the bollocks by?

[shorehamview]

Here's another great poll. Feel free to add your own choices below, but don't forget to put why. And it must be a kick - none of this "xxxxxx because he'd miss" nonsense - it must be a kick to the swingers.

And ladies - I'm sure there will be a poll about which player you'd most like to buy you a handbag or perhaps choose colour swatches for a new settee along soon, so don't feel left out.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I'm all for gender equality so the ladies have to get a punt in the minge as well.

 

[blade too long]

theres only one person I want to kick in the bollocks just now

 

[boo radley]

theres only one person I want to kick in the bollocks just now

Why would anyone want to be kicked in the bollocks?

 

[Ashtonsmashton]

Steve simonsen because he can't get on target

 

[shorehamview]

Steve simonsen because he can't get on target

And it must be a kick - none of this "xxxxxx because he'd miss" nonsense.......

Can I suggest that when you come to take your GCSEs you read the exam papers thoroughly? Just a suggestion....

 

[Superblades]

After his shot last night then I'd go for Matt Hill.

 

[Bladesman]

After his shot last night then I'd go for Matt Hill.

That was a shot? I thought it was a cross?