Which player would you most like us to be linked to, so you could start a spoof '___ Signs!' thread?

[Jon Bon II]

I'd choose Messi....

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

 

[Harry's Game]

Sam Morsy

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sam Morsy

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Rhodes

 

[I should coco]

We need to engage that well known Uruguayan, Pedro Signs*.

Imagine the number of 'Signs signs' threads that will ensue.

My sides are already aching in anticipation.......




* If anybody thinks I made this up, Google him. You will see he had 67 caps and was a great asset for his country. Who would have thought it for a bloke with a wooden leg, false arm. toupee and a glass eye?

 

[DifferentClass]

If only Gore Vidal was a footballer...

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Dutch duo ... Kenning Van Hire & Lee Van Keys

 

[Grappler]

Dutch duo ... Kenning Van Hire & Lee Van Keys

and their pal, Hertz Van Rentals

 

[Paqamaq]

If only Gore Vidal was a footballer...

And alive.

 

[Robby Blade]

Wednesdays next signing.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Madine and sack Wilder and get Megson in .

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Anyone at all from this lot:



"Wanker signs!" has not featured properly since Marlon King (or possibly Dean Hammond).