Which Derby game

[dazzlingblade]

Away - but at Wembley in an FA Cup final, or if you could guarantee victory, this years playoff final.

beat me to it

 

[Silent Blade]

Arthur Brown, Harry Johnson, Alf Ringstead, Harold Brook, Alan Birchenall (twice), Bobby Davison and Leon Clarke have scored at both ends in a Sheffield derby league match at S6

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Arthur Brown, Harry Johnson, Alf Ringstead, Harold Brook, Alan Birchenall (twice), Bobby Davison and Leon Clarke have scored at both ends in a Sheffield derby league match at S6

I don't know how the fuck you do it, but brilliant !!!

Harry Johnson was my dad's hero and I believe he came from a big sporting family who lived on Wheel Lane at Grenoside / Ecclesfield.

 

[Superblades]

Nobody has mentioned the Michael Brown goal, that would be mine. Straight infront of the away end, that must have been horrible to watch for them.

 

[Punk Blade]

Home. Kop end.

Any other answer is frankly bizarre.

 

[I should coco]

Kop, BDTBL.

Take a pass, beat the keeper, trap it on the line then get down on your hands and knees to gently nod it in.

Hopefully my goal would be after my teammates had already scored 5. Really take the piss.

 

[Geordie Blade]

Home. Reprising Danes goal and celebration.

Away. Reprising Dane's goal and celebration.

 

[georgethecat]

Home game, Kop end. Living the dream with 30,000 blades in a red and white frenzy of noise and emotion. Nothing would better it for me.

 

[SwissBlade]

Bundling the ball into the back of the net?? Fucking bundling???? No fucking bundling involved Swizzler, smacking it in after Greasy Gloves failed to gather and the sublime glancing off the head to a perfectly flighted free kick.
Bundling my arse! Were you out back getting a half and half?

It was the 2nd which was bundled a bit. The 3rd, into the pig fans finished the game superbly, but it was the scrappy nature of the 2nd which i loved

 

[stringjunior]

I've only ever scored one goal in a competitive game and that was 30 years ago at school. Corner came in and I was at the front post. I couldn't get my foot high enough to get my boot on it, so it went in off the inside of my thigh. A more unsatisfactory goal I couldn't have wished to score.

So in answer to the OP and in response to a couple of posters, it would have to be a beautifully struck thunderbolt from 30 yards in to the top corner in front of the kop at BDTBL.

 

[GodricBlade]

I'd want a penalty at BDTBL in the last moments of a tense affair poised 3-3.
In front of the Kop knowing I was about to ruin the pigs evening (it'd have to be under floodlights) I'd place the ball on the spot, nod to the keeper to tell him I was putting it bottom-right (now he's panicking - is it bluff or double-bluff?) then cooly trot up & smash it exactly where I said I would......... GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!
Set off celebrating everywhere like Pesch (team-mates in hot pursuit) whilst bedlam erupts. Return to own half where final celebration is to re-enact the penalty in front of pigs with no ball & our keeper. We all fall about laughing. Full time!

 

[Jan Age]

Away in front of their end in the 7th minute of injury time in a game they totally dominate.

After celebrating wildly in front of their fans for which I would gladly receive a booking, the final whistle would blow immediately after kick off at which point I would rush to our fans and join in the wild celebrations.

 

[pommpey]

I've only ever scored one goal in a competitive game and that was 30 years ago at school. Corner came in and I was at the front post. I couldn't get my foot high enough to get my boot on it, so it went in off the inside of my thigh. A more unsatisfactory goal I couldn't have wished to score.

So in answer to the OP and in response to a couple of posters, it would have to be a beautifully struck thunderbolt from 30 yards in to the top corner in front of the kop at BDTBL.

I scored a brace a few years back which ended up on a video which we sent to 'Steve and Jonty' at socceram. I'm right side of an attacking 4-4-2, goalie miskicks a goal kick, it comes to me, I control it and chip the embarrassed, advancing keeper ... and before it has even crossed the line with two defenders chasing it, I am wheeling away in celebration. Ten minutes later there's a hoof up the pitch, I win the header to my fellow number 9, he half-volley-chips it over his and my marker for me to run onto and crack straight past the stationary keeper from 18 yards. Cue massive showing off in front of the cameras. It was a fucking freezing day an all.

Didn't make it onto the telly. Fucking CUNTS.

Best goal was a twenty five yarder though, much the same as my pigs/hattrick goal, though it went in off the post. More like Ronnie Radford's for Hereford against the Barcodes.


pommpey

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

I want to do a Duffy but in front of their Kop,priceless moment that will live in memory for yonks when he stopped the cunts bouncing,as Tommy Cooper would say........just like that.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Home or away ,
Doesn't matter every goal against those cunts is special ,
From Dane " the hero " , to Leon the Lion at the sty this year ,
Our team , Our club , Our City
FTP

 

[Piffle and Tosh]

Home. Reprising Danes goal and celebration.

that was some celebration

 

[Liverpool blade]

I loved Duffy the bounce slayer at the sty!. His celebration in front of the piggies sat below whilst blades fans were wildly celebrating above will live long in my memory but I also recall bobby Davison's glancing header in front of stunned piggies on their kop. Scoring either home or away against the piggies has always been one of my dreams!. Unfortunately I'm now 47 so don't think my dream is going to come true!!. Utb

 

[Small Mendonca]

Away in the 94th minute of the added 4 at the Kop end. There is a corner; the ball comes out to the edge of the box and I pelt it into the top corner from 25 yards out. I run behind the net, angering all the pigs before running the full length of the pitch past the benches to the Leppings Lane end, in which I enter the absolute carnage that is both tiers of Blades fans going mental.