Where's Deadbat?

[Melton Blade]

Looking forward to his Match Report.

Didn't get kidnapped on a night out with Webding?

UTB

 

[Rufus Smalls]

Gone down with cramp.

 

[WF10BLADE]

Out injured back on grass around feb

 

[Houston_Blade]

Out of contract and gone to Hallam

 

[GrayBlade]

Gone to Villa

 

[Gaini Blade]

Signed a new contract, even did a promotional video then buggered off abroad. Last seen eating snails.

 

[boss hog]

Hecky says he's picked up a niggle in training so he should be back around March , 24

 

[DifferentClass]

Signed for Porktalk with Fallowfield.

 

[Aston max]

Signed for Porktalk with Fallowfield.

Don't forget stegosaurus

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

It’s enough to make you miss posts entitled ‘My Take’

 

[LA Blade]

Yes where is his Report?

 

[Keen Blade]

Feeling his hamstring

 

[S64 Blade]

Kidnapped by Bettis.

 

[Gannon's perm]

Went for tea with the dog nonce

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Hecky says he's picked up a niggle in training so he should be back around March , 24

Listen, I know nothing about when anyone's back, the training depaahtment deal with it..listen, we aim to win v Manchester City on Sunday...

 

[Geordie Blade]

Fax machine broke.

 

[Railway Blade]

He got cramp after 60 mins, so couldn't finish his report. He will have to pick up his fitness by watching more matches.

 

[I should coco]

Took his bat home?

 

[Pintor75]

Having a medical at Burnley

 

[Mad Mick]

He's keeping a low profile as there are rumours he's playing up top for us against Man City.

 

[diode_blade]

Shirecliffe sniper took him out, heard a rumour itk that Roy is next.

 

[jono_t2000]

I know we're all joking but in all seriousness I wouldn't be surprised if Deadbat has binned his reports.

For all the detail and effort he put Into them, the amount of grief he received for his !!OPINION!! was unjustified.

Fwiw his ratings I found were the closest out of the majority of posters.

Anyways hopefully that's not the case and fingers crossed he'll be back soon

 

[bakeblade]

Looking forward to his Match Report.

Didn't get kidnapped on a night out with Webding?

UTB

And Pompey......., come on lads we love your reports. Don't abandon us.

 

[Wards]

And Pompey......., come on lads we love your reports. Don't abandon us.

Pompey is banned

 

[jono_t2000]

Pompey is banned

Where is Robbiez? Also banned?

 

[1973Blade]

My guess is that he wasn't able to watch the game in Friday, although I'm not sure that should be allowed!

 

[Cappy]

Won tickets for a positivity weekend break. He's struggling to get involved

 

[Le Cynique]

It’s enough to make you miss posts entitled ‘My Take’

 

[cahill]

If the in-house scribe can’t be relied upon I’m thinking of cancelling my subscription and I shall demand a full re-inbursement/inbourdement/, money back

 

[Deadbat]

Thanks for the concern...I think?!

I will still write reports from most games (cue groans from some). I did not see a kick live on Friday. I could have gone (had a ticket) but was at a wedding (only evening do) so thought I best go to that instead. I actually did not even try and watch on a stream and just glanced at text/BBC updates. Like the old days. Felt less stressful actually.

Normal shite service to be resumed at the weekend and moving forward. I will be at Spurs too.

Hoping if Webding joins me we can bring back the very ahem...'popular' pre match pods on the day of the game too.