When Thursday Comes

[Tongeincheek]

I’m writing the long-awaited sequel to 1996’s best film (fuck off Braveheart) ‘When Saturday Comes’. Starring everyone’s favourite leathery heart-throb, Sean Bean.

Wanted to get you guys’ thoughts.

The basic plot of the film is that it picks up next season where the Blades are about to enter their maiden Europa League campaign. Jimmy Muir has become a more modern TC for his past FA cup heroics.

It kicks off with Jimmy banging a load of strippers with Blades tattoos, but then takes on a more dramatic tone when he gets the clap and has to tell that Irish lass from the first one that she might want to get herself tested.
She says she’ll only take him back if we win the Europa League.

So Jimmy takes the lads on some bonding piss-ups where he delivers some inspirational speeches and gives life valuable life lessons to Lys Mousset and Kean Bryan.

We get to the final and are drawing 1-1 in the last few minutes against Parma or some shit, when much to Wilder’s fury Jimmy subs himself on and climbs up Sander Berge to head a wayward cross home.

Then our Russ presents Jimmy with the trophy - turns out he didn’t die, because he’s really a Highlander. (another twist, plus Chris Lambert from Highlander would be cool with it, as he was a producer on the original!)



Thoughts?

 

[BigBed]

I’m writing the long-awaited sequel to 1996’s best film (fuck off Braveheart) ‘When Saturday Comes’. Starring everyone’s favourite leathery heart-throb, Sean Bean.

Wanted to get you guys’ thoughts.

The basic plot of the film is that it picks up next season where the Blades are about to enter their maiden Europa League campaign. Jimmy Muir has become a more modern TC for his past FA cup heroics.

It kicks off with Jimmy banging a load of strippers with Blades tattoos, but then takes on a more dramatic tone when he gets the clap and has to tell that Irish lass from the first one that she might want to get herself tested.
She says she’ll only take him back if we win the Europa League.

So Jimmy takes the lads on some bonding piss-ups where he delivers some inspirational speeches and gives life valuable life lessons to Lys Mousset and Kean Bryan.

We get to the final and are drawing 1-1 in the last few minutes against Parma or some shit, when much to Wilder’s fury Jimmy subs himself on and climbs up Sander Berge to head a wayward cross home.

Then our Russ presents Jimmy with the trophy - turns out he didn’t die, because he’s really a Highlander. (another twist, plus Chris Lambert from Highlander would be cool with it, as he was a producer on the original!)



Thoughts?

Kean Bryan!?
It's a no from me!

 

[Nelson1889]

How many def leppard songs on the official sound track?

 

[Blade56]

Thoughts?

Start visiting schools and telling children how bad drugs and alcohol are for the brain.

 

[CoatesyBlade]

I’m writing the long-awaited sequel to 1996’s best film (fuck off Braveheart) ‘When Saturday Comes’. Starring everyone’s favourite leathery heart-throb, Sean Bean.

Wanted to get you guys’ thoughts.

The basic plot of the film is that it picks up next season where the Blades are about to enter their maiden Europa League campaign. Jimmy Muir has become a more modern TC for his past FA cup heroics.

It kicks off with Jimmy banging a load of strippers with Blades tattoos, but then takes on a more dramatic tone when he gets the clap and has to tell that Irish lass from the first one that she might want to get herself tested.
She says she’ll only take him back if we win the Europa League.

So Jimmy takes the lads on some bonding piss-ups where he delivers some inspirational speeches and gives life valuable life lessons to Lys Mousset and Kean Bryan.

We get to the final and are drawing 1-1 in the last few minutes against Parma or some shit, when much to Wilder’s fury Jimmy subs himself on and climbs up Sander Berge to head a wayward cross home.

Then our Russ presents Jimmy with the trophy - turns out he didn’t die, because he’s really a Highlander. (another twist, plus Chris Lambert from Highlander would be cool with it, as he was a producer on the original!)



Thoughts?

Enjoyed that, made me laugh!... Although I must stress that even Miranda could make me laugh at the minute given my current mood!

 

[benn5712]

May as well not bother now.
You've spoilt it with that condensed version.

 

[bornablade]

Is that the 'Norwegian clap?'

 

[Tongeincheek]

How many def leppard songs on the official sound track?

I reckon we’d just slap the film poster on their greatest hits - job done

 

[Yoonited]

I’m writing the long-awaited sequel to 1996’s best film (fuck off Braveheart) ‘When Saturday Comes’. Starring everyone’s favourite leathery heart-throb, Sean Bean.

Wanted to get you guys’ thoughts.

The basic plot of the film is that it picks up next season where the Blades are about to enter their maiden Europa League campaign. Jimmy Muir has become a more modern TC for his past FA cup heroics.

It kicks off with Jimmy banging a load of strippers with Blades tattoos, but then takes on a more dramatic tone when he gets the clap and has to tell that Irish lass from the first one that she might want to get herself tested.
She says she’ll only take him back if we win the Europa League.

So Jimmy takes the lads on some bonding piss-ups where he delivers some inspirational speeches and gives life valuable life lessons to Lys Mousset and Kean Bryan.

We get to the final and are drawing 1-1 in the last few minutes against Parma or some shit, when much to Wilder’s fury Jimmy subs himself on and climbs up Sander Berge to head a wayward cross home.

Then our Russ presents Jimmy with the trophy - turns out he didn’t die, because he’s really a Highlander. (another twist, plus Chris Lambert from Highlander would be cool with it, as he was a producer on the original!)



Thoughts?

I’m writing the long-awaited sequel to 1996’s best film (fuck off Braveheart) ‘When Saturday Comes’. Starring everyone’s favourite leathery heart-throb, Sean Bean.

Wanted to get you guys’ thoughts.

The basic plot of the film is that it picks up next season where the Blades are about to enter their maiden Europa League campaign. Jimmy Muir has become a more modern TC for his past FA cup heroics.

It kicks off with Jimmy banging a load of strippers with Blades tattoos, but then takes on a more dramatic tone when he gets the clap and has to tell that Irish lass from the first one that she might want to get herself tested.
She says she’ll only take him back if we win the Europa League.

So Jimmy takes the lads on some bonding piss-ups where he delivers some inspirational speeches and gives life valuable life lessons to Lys Mousset and Kean Bryan.

We get to the final and are drawing 1-1 in the last few minutes against Parma or some shit, when much to Wilder’s fury Jimmy subs himself on and climbs up Sander Berge to head a wayward cross home.

Then our Russ presents Jimmy with the trophy - turns out he didn’t die, because he’s really a Highlander. (another twist, plus Chris Lambert from Highlander would be cool with it, as he was a producer on the original!)



Thoughts?

Everyone's favourite Sean Bean?. In my experience the blokes an utter egotistical wanker,despite his acting ability. Never seen a film yet where the footy action is depicted realistically. As romantic an idea as "When Saturday Comes " was, if it had been any other club,I reckon few neutral fans would bother. But it's all very subjective. And the sequel plot does nothing to inspire.

 

[Tongeincheek]

Everyone's favourite Sean Bean?. In my experience the blokes an utter egotistical wanker,despite his acting ability. Never seen a film yet where the footy action is depicted realistically. As romantic an idea as "When Saturday Comes " was, if it had been any other club,I reckon few neutral fans would bother. But it's all very subjective. And the sequel plot does nothing to inspire.

Played pool with him once. Came across well and liked talking about Dem Blades.

But he genuinely didn’t like it when I mentioned ‘When Saturday Comes’ - don’t think he looks back on it as his Citizen Kane.

 

[Yoonited]

You had a very different experience to me .

 

[Freethinker]

Everyone's favourite Sean Bean?. In my experience the blokes an utter egotistical wanker,despite his acting ability. Never seen a film yet where the footy action is depicted realistically. As romantic an idea as "When Saturday Comes " was, if it had been any other club,I reckon few neutral fans would bother. But it's all very subjective. And the sequel plot does nothing to inspire.

Absolute sound chap no ego

 

[Yoonited]

Absolute sound chap no ego

Not from my experience mate.

 

[Freethinker]

Not from my experience mate.

Fair enough

 

[Ecco1889]

Better plot would be for our hero to sign for Wednesday and deliberately throw matches...just like Swann and Layne did
love the username btw

 

[Jolly Buffer]

You had a very different experience to me .

What did he do, piss in your pint or something?

 

[Kenilworth]

Mushrooms?