When Chris Wilder dies.

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He'll get his flowers then.. Such is life. The same with Warnock and Bassett who faced the wrath of the same boo boys.
 

Greenwich Blade said:
Trust me, for knowsnowt this is quite tame, and he has stooped well below this level many, many times before, as his banning record testifies. I enjoy his posts, regardless of whether I agree with him or not. And if you want to see the other side of Mr Nowt, check out the Natural History thread.

I DO find it humorous, by the way.
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One day, thousands of years from now, advanced humanoids will uncover the bronze statue of Sir Chris Wilder, buried deep underground, in what looks to be a football stadium carpark (along with piles of shoes thrown at the statue), and post it on the natural history thread of their forum.
 
Scarebus said:
One day, thousands of years from now, advanced humanoids will uncover the bronze statue of Sir Chris Wilder, buried deep underground, in what looks to be a football stadium carpark (along with piles of shoes thrown at the statue), and post it on the natural history thread of their forum.
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We eventually sort out global warming and ridiculous wars I take it?

Oh and has my Ebay delvery arrived by then also?
 
Roygbiv said:
Preserve his brain and hook it up to a computer. Put the computer in the dug out with Alan Knill
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35 years into future

Knilly: Don’t you think Robbo is a bit to old to signing at this point
Wilder brain: just sign him knilly, we need leaders
Knilly: AI is a bit confused with you wanting to bring Anel back, I’m not sure the lady they have linked us with will get cleared to play
Wilder : if she can get stuck in and get forward and is British she will be fine
 
Scarebus said:
One day, thousands of years from now, advanced humanoids will uncover the bronze statue of Sir Chris Wilder, buried deep underground, in what looks to be a football stadium carpark (along with piles of shoes thrown at the statue), and post it on the natural history thread of their forum.
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I’m hoping the car park will have a England flag painted on it
 
Why are doing this to ourselves, why can’t we just go out and find a competent manager like other clubs seem able to do. But no, just when we thought the embarrassment couldn’t get any fucking worse, we are reported to be looking to bring a manager back (who I like) we fired less than five months ago. We truly are becoming a comedy club…And that’s with the big daft Wendy circus in town.
 
He'll be succeeded by Montgomery with Sharp as assistant, bids for Mcburnie placed in a view of going 2 up front in a revolutionary move, Cannon who's been ever present under Wilder said "we can add to the 3 goals I've got since I signed with Oli in the team"
 

knowsnowt said:
Do we just fold as a club?
Do us Blades fans just give up football?
Are SUFC even tenable as a club when he pops off?
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It will be like when Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alex Guinness version) died in Star Wars.

He will be gone but not gone.

A vengeful empire (Wednesday) will try and take over.

But a new hope will emerge, guided by a spiritual Obi-Wilder
 
Bladeaway said:
By 2057, football had evolved. VAR had been replaced by AI referees known as Clattenbots, matches were streamed directly into fans neural implants and the Premier League was known as Elon Musk’s Mars Colony Transit Authority SoccerSport League. But one thing never changed: Sheffield United were still unable to move on from Chris Wilder.

The press conference was surreal. A weary-looking Wilder, now 90 years old and fresh from managing his local Crown Green Bowling side, adjusted his flat cap and leaned into the microphone.

“It’s an honour to be back,” he croaked. “Seventeenth time lucky.”

Wilder’s first move was to appoint his support staff:
• Nick Montgomery (75), lures away from managing Real Madrid with the promise of being lined up as Wilder’s successor at his beloved blades
• Phil Jagielka, (also 75 years old) appointed as defensive player coach, thanks in part to his cybernetic knee replacements
• James Beattie, now mostly remembered for his 2037 TikTok dance scandal, was brought in as “Head of Infectious Diseases”.
• Billy Sharp, 71, also as player coach, and was still insisting he could do a job up front. He remained the 21st Century’s leading goal scorer, having most recently had a stint at Dronfield FC, his 427th club.

United’s transfer strategy had long since abandoned scouting. Instead, Wilder activated the “Ex-Blade Recall and Cloning Programme,” which allowed the club to sign any former player or their clone regardless of age, ability, or cryogenic status. Rumours suggested that the club was thawing out Michael Brown from deep freeze, and three John Fleck clones were at various stages of development in the academy.

By this point, Bramall Lane (The Peroni Arena) had undergone little investment for almost 60 years. To help manage costs the South Stand had been converted into a vertical hydroponic farm. Still, 20,000 loyal fans, including many digitally uploaded consciousnesses, turned up each week. After last season’s relegation to the Tesco Value League Two North Division B, the Blades were desperate for salvation.

Wilder’s opening match (his 3,402nd in charge) ended in a predictable 1–0 defeat to Barnsley Bionic Reserves. At full-time, he sighed:

“It’s not about the overlapping goalkeeper, or the 17 substitutions in the 53rd minute, It’s about passion. And possibly also to do with hip replacements. We really Mark Duffy to return to full fitness after his leg transplants.” The board immediately extended his contract until 2060, before sacking him 3 months later.

He would have a further 4 spells in charge of the blades before sadly his 7th liver transplant surgery was not successful and he passed away peacefully late one evening in the Copthorne beer garden terrace.
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Get scripting it mate.Brilliant premise😇
 
knowsnowt said:
I don't give a fuck if you find it humorous. Runa poll if you like.
And your second point?
I don't value your opinion or give a fuck.
How's about that then?
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Wow - think you may need to have a lie down in a dark room or something. Got some anger issues.
Glad you don’t value my opinion … I’d be worried about myself.
 
Greenwich Blade said:
Trust me, for knowsnowt this is quite tame, and he has stooped well below this level many, many times before, as his banning record testifies. I enjoy his posts, regardless of whether I agree with him or not. And if you want to see the other side of Mr Nowt, check out the Natural History thread.

I DO find it humorous, by the way.
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Fair play - I’m sure a lot will be amused.
 
CarlMcBlade said:
Sadly, we now live in world of extreme reactions. We either love something or hate something, with seemingly nothing in between.
Wilder appears spark those very same emotions among our fanbase (mainly on here).
But the more sensible fans would initially have been dismayed by the Wilder sacking, but soon came to terms with it and eventually embraced a culture change and got behind club and the new manager…Although I’m proud to say I gave Selles fair chance, now is the time for him to go…and go quickly.
Regarding Wilder and a possible return for a third time…Surely this has got to be a joke…Right?
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The loudest voices get amplified by anti-social media but if you talk to actual people they're often pretty reasonable and by and large just as fed up with everything as everybody else.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf got everybody's attention, and large sections of the media are driven by this sort of attention but it doesn't mean he represented anybody or anything.

At some point hopefully all of this will calm down and we'll figure out - again - how to have sensible discussions instead of toddlers tantrums, but for now, for the most part online at least that's what we're stuck with.

Twitter and the rest are not the real world, but we may be in danger of making them the real world as a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy.
 
Bladeaway said:
By 2057, football had evolved. VAR had been replaced by AI referees known as Clattenbots, matches were streamed directly into fans neural implants and the Premier League was known as Elon Musk’s Mars Colony Transit Authority SoccerSport League. But one thing never changed: Sheffield United were still unable to move on from Chris Wilder.

The press conference was surreal. A weary-looking Wilder, now 90 years old and fresh from managing his local Crown Green Bowling side, adjusted his flat cap and leaned into the microphone.

“It’s an honour to be back,” he croaked. “Seventeenth time lucky.”

Wilder’s first move was to appoint his support staff:
• Nick Montgomery (75), lures away from managing Real Madrid with the promise of being lined up as Wilder’s successor at his beloved blades
• Phil Jagielka, (also 75 years old) appointed as defensive player coach, thanks in part to his cybernetic knee replacements
• James Beattie, now mostly remembered for his 2037 TikTok dance scandal, was brought in as “Head of Infectious Diseases”.
• Billy Sharp, 71, also as player coach, and was still insisting he could do a job up front. He remained the 21st Century’s leading goal scorer, having most recently had a stint at Dronfield FC, his 427th club.

United’s transfer strategy had long since abandoned scouting. Instead, Wilder activated the “Ex-Blade Recall and Cloning Programme,” which allowed the club to sign any former player or their clone regardless of age, ability, or cryogenic status. Rumours suggested that the club was thawing out Michael Brown from deep freeze, and three John Fleck clones were at various stages of development in the academy.

By this point, Bramall Lane (The Peroni Arena) had undergone little investment for almost 60 years. To help manage costs the South Stand had been converted into a vertical hydroponic farm. Still, 20,000 loyal fans, including many digitally uploaded consciousnesses, turned up each week. After last season’s relegation to the Tesco Value League Two North Division B, the Blades were desperate for salvation.

Wilder’s opening match (his 3,402nd in charge) ended in a predictable 1–0 defeat to Barnsley Bionic Reserves. At full-time, he sighed:

“It’s not about the overlapping goalkeeper, or the 17 substitutions in the 53rd minute, It’s about passion. And possibly also to do with hip replacements. We really Mark Duffy to return to full fitness after his leg transplants.” The board immediately extended his contract until 2060, before sacking him 3 months later.

He would have a further 4 spells in charge of the blades before sadly his 7th liver transplant surgery was not successful and he passed away peacefully late one evening in the Copthorne beer garden terrace.
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And Kyle Walker, the Spennymoor United C Team captain has hinted that he'd like to finish his career at Sheffield United.
 

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