Bet the Prince is sick to the back teeth of showing ambition.
SUFC: Remember how great Brayford was loan for us well if your lend us 1.5 million
And we pay him about 10K a week in wages we'll definitely get promoted because he's the best full back outside the PL.
Prince: OK then, if he's the best then we'll show some ambition and get him.
SUFC: We've been doing it all wrong, most of the budget should go on the manager not the player.
Prince: Really, in my country we just have coaches.
SUFC: The best manager ever has just become available called Nigel Adkins. He wants loads of money but he'll be worth because if we get him then it's promotion gauranteed, just look at his cv. Also it will also show how ambitious we are which will boost season ticket sales.
Prince: OK if you say so
SUFC: and as part of the deal with Adkins we can bring back his sidekick and big crowd favourite and legend Billy Sharp. He'll want big wages and a pay off to release him from Leeds Utd but he's the best in the business in league 1, just look at his record.
Prince: OK I suppose if you want the best then you have to pay for it. As long as we get promoted like you say this season then here's the money.
SUFC: Adkins now says we have a light weight midfield but he knows the answer. He's identified this PL player called Hammond. We have to pay about £15K towards his wage but Nigel knows him well and says he's fantastic and will virtually guarantee promotion.
I bet the Prince is getting fed up of being sold a pup.
So when we say to him "this Sam Morsey is brilliant honest and lend us a bit more for Lavery, even the Wednesday fans say he's good" bet the Prince thinks back to when we tried to convince him how great Higden, Sammon, Woolford and Hammond were. Bet he can't believe how poor these highly rated and highly paid players were.
