What Unitedy things are you doing during lockdown?

[8lade]

ive starting chanting about real life when it was raining last week while i was at work a few of us were having jokey chants at the queue

"you shouldve brought your umbrella"

"your going home in a..... citroen ds3"

wish i'd seen this before pressure washing my drive, a woman stopped and said, 'don't spray me with that!'

'She's wanting a shag, she's wanting a shag
hot grandma she's wanting a shag!'
(about the same age as me).

 

[SB_90]

wish i'd seen this before pressure washing my drive, a woman stopped and said, 'don't spray me with that!'

'She's wanting a shag, she's wanting a shag
hot grandma she's wanting a shag!'
(about the same age as me).

that how we get through this just chanting about anything

"your not fit, your not fit, your not fit to drive this bus"

"get your flour out for the lads"

"theres only 1 val off checkouts, she used to be shite, but now shes alright walking in a tesco wonderland"

 

[8lade]

This deserves it's own thread!

 

[CharlotteBlade]

Having a peroni

 

[8lade]

having a Pero-nee, she's having a Peroni.

 

[CharlotteBlade]

having a Pero-nee, she's having a Peroni.

actually I’ve have 3...just rolling with it today as it’s such a nice day

 

[CharlotteBlade]

Thinking I could be a striker a few weeks ago...


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[DifferentClass]

Wanking myself furiously to Dean Henderson's greatest saves.

 

[BigBed]

Learning Spanish/French and Italian ready for next season!

 

[Upton_Blade]

Getting leathered most days pretending it's Saturday and match day

 

[Blade56]

Just messaged you mate

Is it a secret?

 

[sheepbridge]

Upsetting my jumped up neighbour as I go past him, in his old dilapidated mansion while he reminisces on the ‘good’ times half a life time ago whilst claiming his old, expensive and knackered chickens are miles better than mine, even though haven’t produced anything of note in years and claiming he has 10 kids who visit him every week when in reality he has two who can’t be arsed as well most of the time and usually now leave half way through the visit.

He now pretends to ignore me although I know he is seething with me really.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Is it a secret?

Ha no mate , just don’t want to give out the lad who does it his information without his ok

 

[Davalon]

 

[bigbirdblade]

Shed door.

 

[originaltrueblade]

I’m putting up an electric fence to keep the snortbeasts out

 

[Bladepicker]

I do but it doesn't work. The wife component is faulty. It's out of warranty now and will be too expensive to fix.

Ah shit. I'd leave it out the front for the pikeys to take and a get a brand new cheap model from China.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Ah shit. I'd leave it out the front for the pikeys to take and a get a brand new cheap model from China.

Would do mate if I thought the pikeys would take it but even they've got some sense. Not bothered about a cheap Chinese one but I've always fancied one of those uber efficient Scandinavian types to go with my Saab, or even one of the Italian makes, although I've heard they can be a bit temperamental. Smeg indeed.... Ooooof!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

To replicate the sight of Basham overlapping, I've stuck on some old school roller skates, vaselined the entirety of our kitchen floor and asked the wife to play us a through ball. Noone's quite sure what might happen next, but there's a chance it might work.

 

[IOM Blade]

Converted my garage into a pub and adorned my garage door with Blades shirts.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Turning the weekly "Clap for Carers" into a Blades chant.
Clap*Clap
Clap*Clap*Clap
Clap*Clap*Clap*Clap
The Blades!

 

[dazzlingblade]

I'm still watching ridiculous amounts of porn, but only videos where the women have a red and white top on


Or the women look like bash

 

[Kev Gee]

Kidney punching elderly people in the local Aldi.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Kidney punching elderly people in the local Aldi.

We know , and are greatly looking forward to your next visit .........

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Building a Blades pub in the garden.

Well, she seems to think it's a 'cosy summerhouse for us to get away from the kids'

It's a man cave for me to get away from you love. That's what it is. With a sky sports feed and hopefully some draught ale.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Building a Blades pub in the garden.

Well, she seems to think it's a 'cosy summerhouse for us to get away from the kids'

It's a man cave for me to get away from you love. That's what it is. With a sky sports feed and hopefully some draught ale.

 

[speedymcgeady]

Shouting and swearing at the wife and cat, like I do at the ref and opposition players/ fans.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Paying criminology students £350 an hour to break lockdown regulations...

...obviously

 

[haich1889]

 

[Sharrowblade]

Compiling the Top 100 music tracks from Blades fans on the forum. Keep sending me your Top 10s list over on the General Entertainment thread (Blades Top 100).