What Unitedy things are you doing during lockdown?

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

What Unitedy things are you doing, to really keep that wholesome Bladey aspect of your life going?

I'll start.

I'm walking round the house talking like I'm of a slightly different ethnicity. I call it McBurnieing.

 

[DronnieBlade]

Women.

Beer .

UTB

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Women.

Beer .

UTB

Shoreham boy, I am here, woah woah,
Shoreham boy, I am here, woah woah,
Shoreham boy, I am here,
Sleep with my own wife
Drink my own beverages purchased from the supermarket
Woooaaaaahhhh.

 

[Jon Bon II]

I'm leaving my used pants and socks lying around the spare room for my wife to clear away and also leaving the dirty pots on the side of the sink instead of putting them in the dishwasher.



Oh sorry, I thought it said 'untidy'....

 

[BushBlade]

I’m being pessimistic.

 

[Brian Deane]

I'm leaving my used pants and socks lying around the spare room for my wife to clear away and also leaving the dirty pots on the side of the sink instead of putting them in the dishwasher.



Oh sorry, I thought it said 'untidy'....

Don't you have one of those "Magic" sinks ?
Leave all the used Glasses, cups, plates, cutlery, pots and pans at the side and by magic they all re appear nice n clean in the same cupboards they were in previously

 

[benn5712]

Been window cleaning, Dave Bassett's words for an ear worm.
"Chris Woods is window cleaning "

 

[Jon Bon II]

Don't you have one of those "Magic" sinks ?
Leave all the used Glasses, cups, plates, cutlery, pots and pans at the side and by magic they all re appear nice n clean in the same cupboards they were in previously

I do but it doesn't work. The wife component is faulty. It's out of warranty now and will be too expensive to fix.

 

[Whiston Blade]

Viewing this forum.

 

[8lade]

I'm struggling to get my petrol strimmer going, finally get it firing sweetly and just when it looks like I'm going to do a great job, it cuts out. Fire it up again does a bit more, cuts out. Etc

 

[sitwell]

Pinging the dogs teddy bear from room to room thinking Im fuckin reight good

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Don't you have one of those "Magic" sinks ?
Leave all the used Glasses, cups, plates, cutlery, pots and pans at the side and by magic they all re appear nice n clean in the same cupboards they were in previously

" Have you noticed that the pot fairy has been again ?" as Mrs.Joe is prone to remark .

 

[benn5712]

I'm struggling to get my petrol strimmer going, finally get it firing sweetly and just when it looks like I'm going to do a great job, it cuts out. Fire it up again does a bit more, cuts out. Etc

Filter blocked maybe

 

[Northyorksblade]

Just worked out that I would have driven 1,884 miles to see the Blades by the end of the season and have therefore saved £320 odd in petrol. And that didn't include Arsenal in the cup and whoever we'd have played when we beat them.
That's next season's ST for me sorted. The beer and food would have been another £300 odd. That's Mrs Norks ST sorted...........if we ever play again that is.

 

[Jon Bon II]

" Have you noticed that the pot fairy has been again ?" as Mrs.Joe is prone to remark .

Ah, you've got the model with humour built in. I'm envious. Wish I'd got one of those now. I've got the older type, with the downturned mouth, which seems to be stuck on 'Whinge and Blort' setting.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I've moved on to loads of stylish little bits of flirting with the wife, proper easy on the eye, but never leads to owt.

I'm calling it Didzying.

 

[spongebobblade]

Fuckin decorating..... Onto the spare bedroom now. All the paint was bought pre lockdown but was ordered for this room. “Just paint 2 walls red” the other half said. I’ve obviously had far too much time on my hands.......

 

[benn5712]

Made a rudimentary wind vane. Added letters N E S W, Never Ever Support Wensdeh.



It's running a couple of minutes fast though.

 

[quinnyblade]

Kidney punching the dog

 

[SB_90]

ive starting chanting about real life when it was raining last week while i was at work a few of us were having jokey chants at the queue

"you shouldve brought your umbrella"

"your going home in a..... citroen ds3"

 

[Superblades]

Kidney punching anyone who is within 2 meters. UTB!

 

[S64 Blade]

Threw loads of mustard and ketchup around in the kitchen on Saturday, whilst drinking Fosters.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Threw loads of mustard and ketchup around in the kitchen on Saturday, whilst drinking Fosters.

At 3.45 after going to the bog? Bloody yoof.

 

[Vintage Shirt]

Searching for shirts, same old same old.

I know that 86 away is lurking someplace, I have managed to find an Admiral 77-79 with crazy Italian all over it for 25 pounds. Mostly agog how much Sheff United shirts are going for at the moment.

 

[diode_blade]

Painting little toy soldiers in blue and white then running over them with my car as they were less than 2 meters apart...apart from that...not a lot

 

[S64 Blade]

At 3.45 after going to the bog? Bloody yoof.

Correct!

I've sadly stained my Adidas gazelles with the mustard. My mum will be fuming.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Got these made , ones on my shed , ones for son other has been sent to the US of A

 

[Sid1978]

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Got these made , ones on my shed , ones for son other has been sent to the US of A

Very nice! Mind if I ask where you got them from? We've just moved house and I'm currently doing the lads bedroom and this would look smart on his bedroom door!

 

[dublin 10 blade]

Very nice! Mind if I ask where you got them from? We've just moved house and I'm currently doing the lads bedroom and this would look smart on his bedroom door!

Just messaged you mate

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

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Got these made , ones on my shed , ones for son other has been sent to the US of A

Bravo!