If the definition of a fan is someone that goes to games, or buys merchandise or even listens intently on the radio or TV then I'm not a fan at all.
I go out when United are playing, usually golf or to the driving range when were playing a night game.
I've even taken to going to Meadowhall with our lass rather than sit and scream at some dozy cunt on the radio.
Life's too short.
My view of United can be explained quite simply.
In my lifetime (and I'm not all that old) I've seen the following clubs all win at least one trophy.
Nottm Forest, Derby, Birmingham, Leicester, Middlesboro, SWFC, Portsmouth, Wigan, Coventry, Sunderland, West Ham, Wimbledon, Ipswich, Southampton, QPR, Swindon, Wolves, Stoke City, Norwich, Oxford, Luton, Blackburn Rovers and Swansea.
Many of these clubs have won more than one trophy in my lifetime.
I've seen Bradford, Wigan, Cardiff, Bolton, Tranmere, Oldham, Luton, West Brom, Watford, Norwich, Ipswich, Leicester, West Ham, SWFC, Sunderland, Rochdale and Rotherham all appear in a major Cup Final, some of the above more than once.
I've seen the following clubs all finish in the top five of the top division, Burnley, Leicester, Derby, Norwich, Ipswich, Stoke, QPR, Nottm Forest, West Brom, Watford, Southampton, SWFC, Crystal Palace, Blackburn Rovers and West Ham. Many of the above have achieved this more than once.
I could have included Man City and Chelsea in the above categories because they still managed to win something and finish high up in the top flight on occasions even before Sheik Mansoor and Abramovich took them to a higher level. They were both very average clubs before their arrival.
I also haven't included the big clubs for obvious reasons and also left out the likes of Everton, Newcastle, Leeds and Aston Villa because you'd expect them to achieve something every so often.
Almost all of the above clubs have qualified for Europe including Bolton, and almost every single one of them has had more seasons in the top flight over the last 50 years than we have.
That level of failure in all aspects of what could be considered an achievement is a Sheffield United speciality and because of that they deserve FUCK ALL from me ever again, and they wont get it ever again until the pathetic loser mentality disappears from the useless bastard of a club