I don't post here very much (though I read a lot) but some of the stories in this thread have given me goosebumps.
I suspect I'm quite a bit younger than a lot on here. When I was a kid all my mates were snort beasts, and I very nearly went to the South Barnsley Sty on a couple of occasions, but circumstances conspired against such a thing, and thank fuck for that. My dad was never into football, so it fell to my (then) uncle to introduce me to BDTBL and all that it entails. September 10th 1994, 8-year-old me sees United beat Bolton 3-1, and becomes irredeemably, irrevocably hooked. United are in my blood, they are a part of me for better or (more likely) worse, and I can no more abandon them than I could abandon oxygen and keep living.
Being a Blade is heartbreak, it's eternal hope eternally dashed. It's playoff final defeats, it's coming oh-so-close to a cup final appearance. It's relegation on the last day of the season, it's missing out on automatic promotion by a hair's breadth. But it's also beating Arsenal under the lights just after Christmas. It's Browny's stunning volley in front of 5k devastated pigs at the lane. It's Peschisolido and "OH MY GOD." It's Nuddy somehow scrambling the ball over the line to beat Weeds in that stunning league cup match 14 years ago. It's incredible cup runs against all the odds. It's applauding your team at Wembley when the opposition have just scored the goal that kills the game because you are just SO FUCKING PROUD of them. I've followed TRAWW from Newcastle to Plymouth, and God knows however much it's cost me I would do it all again in a heartbeat.
Many football fans in this country have friends that they have made through football. I feel I have something more. I feel I have a second family. A dysfunctional, fucked up, backbiting, batshit-mental family, but a family nonetheless. Thousands of people who I may never know personally, but who I know I could always have a chat with over a beer, about our common love/habit/mental disorder (delete as you see fit).
THAT is what it is to be a Blade. I may curse them for what they have put me through, but god knows I love them more than I have the words to express. Long may it continue.
U T fucking B