Roy's View From... West Brom Fans Views On Oliver Burke

[Jan Age]

Anyone else think it looks like he was given an xxxl shirt for the promo vids? Probably to hide how out of shape he is? Let’s see if he’s in the match day squad Monday.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

“Never seen a footballer so perplexed by a bouncing ball. Like a toddler trying to catch a balloon.”

Looking forward to seeing this analogy in person

This analogy now makes perfect sense. I like Oli Burke, but he has the balance of Oscar Pistorius playing twister.

 

[LondonBlade89]

“Horse with a beach ball” is what stuck in my head from the comments before we signed him and I can’t dislodge it. His physicality and athleticism makes him such a danger, but he has the ball control and technique of a lower league player. And even then, I totally see why Wilder plays him because he has a role. Not at his best today and I’d have had Brewster on sooner, but I think we know what we get from Burke now.

 

[bakeblade]

“Horse with a beach ball” is what stuck in my head from the comments before we signed him and I can’t dislodge it. His physicality and athleticism makes him such a danger, but he has the ball control and technique of a lower league player. And even then, I totally see why Wilder plays him because he has a role. Not at his best today and I’d have had Brewster on sooner, but I think we know what we get from Burke now.

Not goals thats for sure

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

“Never seen a footballer so perplexed by a bouncing ball. Like a toddler trying to catch a balloon.”

Looking forward to seeing this analogy in person

After viewing this analogy in person, can confirm that it is both accurate and not funny and nobody should be looking forward to it.

Fuck you, past me.

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

I've just re-read the original comments.

Boy, were they spot on.

 

[pommpey]

Six months on from today on Bremen's shoutbox

@Heinkel: Himmel. Der Blades haf had our leiderhosen down mit dis Oliver Burke schizenhausen. Ve should haf destroyed der fucking city mit our Luftwaffe when ve haf der chance in 1940. Vat a bunchen hof Kuntz
@Panzer: Ya. Dat is reyt. Our manager ist ein bellenden

pommpey

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Six months on from today on Bremen's shoutbox

@Heinkel: Himmel. Der Blades haf had our leiderhosen down mit dis Oliver Burke schizenhausen. Ve should haf destroyed der fucking city mit our Luftwaffe when ve haf der chance in 1940. Vat a bunchen hof Kuntz
@Panzer: Ya. Dat is reyt. Our manager ist ein bellenden

pommpey

Very good pommpey.

 

[Espania blade]

Given all the comments on here , be honest I bet there isn't one of us that wouldn't mind his lifestyle - credit to Ollie!

 

[JPBrods]

Looking forward to this becoming a "Coventry fans on Fleck" level view from.

big oof, sorry mate

 

[pommpey]

Very good pommpey.

@Beckenbaurscock: Oliver Burke ist only gud feur ein thing. Runnen schnell! schnell!.
@SteffiGraffSpee: Kunt ist like ein clippenkloppen mit ein beachenball
@HeilMary: Like ein motorboaten mit nein driver!
@VWBeatle: Ja. Ve shuld haf signed dat grossenplumper sicken-note Lys Moussett. He schnaffles schitzengruben sausages x 100 der fat Kunt
@ Carltonblade: You daft fuckers. lol
@Merkelscomeface: Hast you seen Oliver Burke's clobberschtumpen? He looken like a reyt schpunkentrumpet. I wud gif his fraulein ein up der Kaiser though.

pommpey

 

[BladesOnToast]

Given all the comments on here , be honest I bet there isn't one of us that wouldn't mind his lifestyle - credit to Ollie!

If his "lifestyle" means dressing up in that shit, I wouldn't swap, no way

 

[shorehamview]

ein clippenkloppen mit ein beachenball

Bloody brilliant.

 

[Harry's Game]

@Beckenbaurscock: Oliver Burke ist only gud feur ein thing. Runnen schnell! schnell!.
@SteffiGraffSpee: Kunt ist like ein clippenkloppen mit ein beachenball
@HeilMary: Like ein motorboaten mit nein driver!
@VWBeatle: Ja. Ve shuld haf signed dat grossenplumper sicken-note Lys Moussett. He schnaffles schitzengruben sausages x 100 der fat Kunt
@ Carltonblade: You daft fuckers. lol
@Merkelscomeface: Hast you seen Oliver Burke's clobberschtumpen? He looken like a reyt schpunkentrumpet. I wud gif his fraulein ein up der Kaiser though.

pommpey

Pomps on Fire