We're crap at pens

[PeterNdlovu081]

Full marks if you can name who scored and missed those eleven penalties.

 

[stringer]

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Full marks if you can name who scored and missed those eleven penalties.

Hulse and Unsworth missed, in same game v Blackburn if memory serves me. Jags scored at least one that season too

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Hulse and Unsworth missed, in same game v Blackburn if memory serves me. Jags scored at least one that season too

And Brian Deane of course scored the first against Man Utd.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Scored :
Deane v Man Utd W 2-1 15.08.92
Whitehouse v Norwich L 1-2 06.11.93
Whitehouse v Oldham W 2-1 01.01.94
Whitehouse v Pigs L 1-3 22.01.94
Jagielka v Middlesbrough L 1-3 01.01.07
Jagielka v Spurs W 2-1 10.02.07

Missed :
Deane v Leeds W 2-1 06.04.93
Hodges v Everton W 2-0 04.05.93 (but scored the rebound)
Unsworth v Blackburn D 0-0 09.09.06
Hulse v Blackburn D 0-0 09.09.06
Webber v Watford W 1-0 28.11.06

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Hulse and Unsworth missed, in same game v Blackburn if memory serves me. Jags scored at least one that season too

One away at Middlesbrough and home vs Spurs if memory serves. Deane must have got at least a couple, possibly more [edit - wrong]. Who would have taken them in 93/94 though? Certainly not Big Jostein. Whitehouse? [edit - correct]

 

[coaxingstar71]

One away at Middlesbrough and home vs Spurs if memory serves. Deane must have got at least a couple, possibly more [edit - wrong]. Who would have taken them in 93/94 though? Certainly not Big Jostein. Whitehouse? [edit - correct]

Deane scored at Wimbledon in 1991 in the 'pre-premier league' era.
Gannon missed one in the same season in the 4-1 win at home to Southampton.

We had no penalties awarded to us in 1991-92 which I think led to Bassett's comment that "one of our players would have to get gang-raped in the box to win a pen".

 

[Slug]

Scored :
Deane v Man Utd W 2-1 15.08.92
Whitehouse v Norwich L 1-2 06.11.93
Whitehouse v Oldham W 2-1 01.01.94
Whitehouse v Pigs L 1-3 22.01.94
Jagielka v Middlesbrough L 1-3 01.01.07
Jagielka v Spurs W 2-1 10.02.07

Missed :
Deane v Leeds W 2-1 06.04.93
Hodges v Everton W 2-0 04.05.93 (but scored the rebound)
Unsworth v Blackburn D 0-0 09.09.06
Hulse v Blackburn D 0-0 09.09.06
Webber v Watford W 1-0 28.11.06

Can’t remember the Webber miss against Watford but pretty sure he missed one at home to Chelsea when it was 0-0?

 

[Brissieblade]

Top of yet another league table...unstoppable

 

[Revolution]

Can’t remember the Webber miss against Watford but pretty sure he missed one at home to Chelsea when it was 0-0?

Yes, it was.

 

[sheffielder]

Deane scored at Wimbledon in 1991 in the 'pre-premier league' era.
Gannon missed one in the same season in the 4-1 win at home to Southampton.

We had no penalties awarded to us in 1991-92 which I think led to Bassett's comment that "one of our players would have to get gang-raped in the box to win a pen".

In this day and age, the player would have to go on a date with Harvey to get one

 

[Jehovah]

Can’t remember the Webber miss against Watford but pretty sure he missed one at home to Chelsea when it was 0-0?

Yep, fiver on, you guessed it, Webber to score first

 

[Jehovah]

One of the shittest penalties ever taken by a human I might add.

 

[8lade]

Important point, we don't get many they need scoring.

 

[Bayingblade]

One of the shittest penalties ever taken by a human I might add.

If not THE shittest. It took that long to get to the keeper, there was a good chance that Cech (I think) would have died of old age before saving it!!

 

[Sithblade]

If not THE shittest. It took that long to get to the keeper, there was a good chance that Cech (I think) would have died of old age before saving it!!

It wasn't Cech but an aging back up keeper, can't remember his name. Hilario!

 

[Bayingblade]

It wasn't Cech but an aging back up keeper, can't remember his name. Hilario!

If so Sith, he was a youth player when Webber hit the penalty!

 

[8lade]

It wasn't Cech but an aging back up keeper, can't remember his name. Hilario!

Why are you laughing in Italian?

 

[coaxingstar71]

Can’t remember the Webber miss against Watford but pretty sure he missed one at home to Chelsea when it was 0-0?

That means that the book "Sheffield United - The Complete Record" must be wrong.

 

[Revolution]

That means that the book "Sheffield United - The Complete Record" must be wrong.

It is. That's a clerical error. Webber missed on 28 October not 28 November.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Scored :
Deane v Man Utd W 2-1 15.08.92
Whitehouse v Norwich L 1-2 06.11.93
Whitehouse v Oldham W 2-1 01.01.94
Whitehouse v Pigs L 1-3 22.01.94
Jagielka v Middlesbrough L 1-3 01.01.07
Jagielka v Spurs W 2-1 10.02.07

Missed :
Deane v Leeds W 2-1 06.04.93
Hodges v Everton W 2-0 04.05.93 (but scored the rebound)
Unsworth v Blackburn D 0-0 09.09.06
Hulse v Blackburn D 0-0 09.09.06
Webber v Watford W 1-0 28.11.06

Weirdly we lost 3 of the games where we scored from the spot but none of the games where we missed UTB

 

[coaxingstar71]

Weirdly we lost 3 of the games where we scored from the spot but none of the games where we missed UTB

However, arguably if we had converted any of those pens in the 2006-07 season, we'd have stayed up.

 

[Bayingblade]

Weirdly we lost 3 of the games where we scored from the spot but none of the games where we missed UTB

Webber missed against Chelsea at home at 0-0. We went on to lose 2-0 if memory serves.

 

[The Crab]

Here's a crap pen.....................

 

[Sithblade]

If so Sith, he was a youth player when Webber hit the penalty!

He's 42 now, so wasn't that young.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Webber missed against Chelsea at home at 0-0. We went on to lose 2-0 if memory serves.

wonder why that's not on the stats quoted on page 1 then UTB

 

[Bayingblade]

wonder why that's not on the stats quoted on page 1 then UTB

Probably because to describe Webbers effort as a penalty would be to commit an offence under the trade descriptions act

 

[Yoonited]

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Full marks if you can name who scored and missed those eleven penalties.

Surely a more accurate observation would be " We were crap at pens !0 years ago"

Have you considered working in media? Or perhaps you do?