Wembley Bog tips,

[COME BACK CHED]

Dont use the one`s at the top of the escalators , walk round to the next one`s which will not have a long queue and will be less smelly/hygenic. Also to get out quicker/safer use lift , if challenged claim you have a disability , v Man City Wembley had a happy hour fiver a pint .

 

[SwissBlade]

Dont use the one`s at the top of the escalators , walk round to the next one`s which will not have a long queue and will be less smelly/hygenic. Also to get out quicker/safer use lift , if challenged claim you have a disability , v Man City Wembley had a happy hour fiver a pint .

Pissing in the lift is quite a disability

 

[luffenhamblade]

If there's a queue when you go in (very possible I know) just check it's not for the single cubicle as you go in. I've seen people queuing a few times without realising they can just walk in.

 

[DifferentClass]

Just buy some adult nappies from Superdrug, we're all wetters here, time to own it.

 

[luffenhamblade]

Don't drink before or during match

 

[BladeByChoice]

Just enquiring about the possibility of having a shit at Wembley, are the bogs clean or do they look like the Kop bogs at full time.

Neve needed one before but just been invited out for a curry tomorrow night and wondering how hot I can go.

Would it be OK if I got in an hour before kick-off and put plenty of paper down?

 

[Davalon]

Just enquiring about the possibility of having a shit at Wembley, are the bogs clean or do they look like the Kop bogs at full time.

Neve needed one before but just been invited out for a curry tomorrow night and wondering how hot I can go.

Would it be OK if I got in an hour before kick-off and put plenty of paper down?

The cubicles are for smoking and snorting only

 

[BladeByChoice]

The cubicles are for smoking and snorting only

Thanks, I'll take a bread bag and have one in the car when we get there.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

I am at the very back of one of the corners. I'll just piss and let it go down the steep slope

 

[Eza Blade]

“Cottaging again ole ole”

 

[Davalon]

Thanks, I'll take a bread bag and have one in the car when we get there.

Nothing like being prepared

 

[Stevo71]

Piss in a bottle then pass it off as lager, leave it laying around and some trog will swipe it and swig it (just look out for someone pewking up)

 

[Steelcitysenior]

Piss in a bottle then pass it off as lager, leave it laying around and some trog will swipe it and swig it (just look out for someone pewking up)

 

[Steelcitysenior]

I thought that it was London beer.

 

[Steelcitysenior]

If there's a queue when you go in (very possible I know) just check it's not for the single cubicle as you go in. I've seen people queuing a few times without realising they can just walk in.

From memory there's no urinals, might be better to dress as a lady and use the appropriate toilet, which ever that may be.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

If the WC's are busy or fail to meet my exacting standards of cleanliness, I return to the busy concourse, roll up a programme, insert the 'ol fella into the top end, like you would a cartridge into an elephant gun, stand next to an unsuspecting Steward and pee in his jacket pocket.

 

[Karlos]

Thanks, I'll take a bread bag and have one in the car when we get there.

Don't forget paper or izal. You don't want any winnits , clinkers or cleg nuts especially in the warm weather!