'Memries' Weird, Wonderful and Bizarre

[Northyorksblade]

Hartlepool?

I could have sworn it was at Scunthorpe, but as he's never played for them, you're possibly correct.

 

[DifferentClass]

Brum away, second Wilder promotion season.

At one point a brummie lass is giving it large to the away fans, who promptly reply with "she's got chlamydia, she's got chlamydia..." Heard clear as a bell on Sky!

 

[bladesrus]

Tiny Tim wasn’t it??

Yeah Tiny Tim but Shoreham rather than Spion Kop, scans better that better way too

 

[Digs blade]

It was probably early 80s and the kop used to sing
"Shorehams here, Shorehams there, Shorehams every fucking where"
One game (Cant remember opposition) a tannoy announcement warned of eviction if anyone used foul language.
Almost immediately a chant went up:
"Shorehams here, Shorehams there,
Shorehams not allowed to swear "
Genius.

Loved that one.

Remember it being sang from the away end at Bradford probably late eighties as the BBC piled into them on their Kop

 

[Keen Blade]

“I beg your pardon”...

I never promised you a rose garden

 

[Keen Blade]

Bertie Mee said to Don Revie have you heard of the North Bank Highbury, he said no, I don't think so, but I've heard of the Shoreham...agro !....Na nà NA na na na, na.....etc

Said to Bill Shank-lee ...... Tony Curr-ee

 

[Paisley Blade]

Spot on BOSS. Marcus Raynor. Late of Hinde House, Sheffield; Bounds Green, London. London Blade, Legend. Sadly missed.

Last time I saw him was outside Wembley 2014, as we both stood and gawped at TC who was wearing a half and half Blades/Hull scarf

 

[tyke1889]

I could have sworn it was at Scunthorpe, but as he's never played for them, you're possibly correct.

Think that was the day the fat family off the Kop drove all the way up without tickets, I remember talking to them through the fence

 

[DifferentClass]

Sat on the kop in the mid/late 90's whilst playing Watford and some bloke on his own singing for the entire match "Elton John takes it up the arse, Elton John takes it up the arse" in the style of 'go west' by the pet shop boys. It was mildly amusing for the first 2 minutes but ultimately he ended up sounding like a jilted lover who was missing Elton John's arse.

Forget where this anecdote comes from, it might have been someone on League of Their Own, but this bloke goes to the Royal Variety Performance and drops something. He bends over to pick it up and he hears a voice from behind him:

"I wouldn't bend over if I were you."

It was Elton.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

I remember that Tarzan cry in the 1993-1994 season - Bryan Gunn was running up to take a goal kick for Norwich in the times he had long straggly blonde hair. I nearly wet myself laughing

The Tarzan cry needs reviving

 

[WF10BLADE]

Blades get skanked in the FA Cup semi when Grahame Pohl body slams Tongey to the ground and helps Arsenal to score.

Pohl next comes to BDTBL when we play Dirty Leeds in the League Cup (it may have been the game Jags scored from just outside our own box in the last minute).

As Pohl runs onto the park three sides start with "Grahame Pohl is an Arsenal fan" - which Leeds mis-hear and join in with "Grahame Pohl takes it up the arse"

Made me smile

At the risk of stealing silent blades thunder the Leeds game happened before the arsenal game

 

[SheepdipBlade]

At the risk of stealing silent blades thunder the Leeds game happened before the arsenal game

Pfft - smart arse!

 

[SheepdipBlade]

At the risk of stealing silent blades thunder the Leeds game happened before the arsenal game

Maybe it was the second game against Leeds then - the one where Kabba scored the winner?

 

[billyblademan]

Maybe it was the second game against Leeds then - the one where Kabba scored the winner?

That was the quarter final before the semi final

Silent who?

 

[WF10BLADE]

Maybe it was the second game against Leeds then - the one where Kabba scored the winner?

yes and our reward for that was a semi final against Arsenal ;-)

 

[SheepdipBlade]

Blades get skanked in the FA Cup semi when Grahame Pohl body slams Tongey to the ground and helps Arsenal to score.

Pohl next comes to BDTBL when we play Dirty Leeds in the League Cup (it may have been the game Jags scored from just outside our own box in the last minute).

As Pohl runs onto the park three sides start with "Grahame Pohl is an Arsenal fan" - which Leeds mis-hear and join in with "Grahame Pohl takes it up the arse"

Made me smile

Leeds once came to the Lane and sang "Grahame Pohl takes it up the arse". I have no idea when it happened though.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Leeds once came to the Lane and sang "Grahame Pohl takes it up the arse". I have no idea when it happened though.

Isnt it Poll

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Thank you

Marcus (aka boundsgreen) - RIP

Just a very sad note to let you all know of the tragic death of a Forum member yesterday, Tuesday 5 May in North London. I've known Marcus approximately 30 years and am in total shock since hearing this news at lunchtime today. Having lived in London for many years, he was invaluable to me...

www.s24su.com

 

[Ted Danson]

Hartlepool?

Yep, we seemed to sing it for the entire 90 mins, seem to remember he was a good sport about it too

 

[SheepdipBlade]

Isnt it Poll

Right - some ref once came to the Lane and Leeds fans gave him some stick. This may, or may not have happened, but if it did I have no idea when.

This story is losing something in the telling now.

 

[cahill]

I think there is a video on here somewhere of myself, Blackheath Blade Greenwich Blade WalthamstowBlade a d few others singing the right words of this at the funeral of the much missed Marcus. It was his favourite sung with gusto and increasing menace as he imbibed more ale. Still miss the funny little chuff.

Gerrit on here. So I can hear it again.

 

[reedy63]

Whos your father whos your father referee
You ant got one you never had one
You're a bastard referee.

 

[bertieblade]

Shred:—

I like beer
And I like cheese
And I like the smell of the westerly breeze
But most of all I like
Bare women

RIP

 

[Classof85]

When David Pleat was in charge always remember the "cheer up david pleat" song made me laugh

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

Flinders licks windows, he licks them all day...

Was at Hartlepool a few year back for a JPT game (we won on penalties after George Long saved one) and Flinders was on the bench. The keeper who was playing was serenaded with "He's better than you, he's better than you ... Flinders licks windows ... but he's better than you!"

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Ooooooooooh Tony Currie,
Tony Cur-reee
Toe- neee Currr- reee

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

Ooooooooooh Tony Currie,
Tony Cur-reee
Toe- neee Currr- reee

Wasn't there a song/chant re TC, to the 'You can do magic tune/lyrics' or was it just played/requested on radio Sheffield for TC ?

 

[Maidenhead]

Whos your father whos your father referee
You ant got one you never had one
You're a bastard referee.

my finest moment. Greenwich Blade can explain

 

[Blade.com]

Right - some ref once came to the Lane and Leeds fans gave him some stick. This may, or may not have happened, but if it did I have no idea when.

This story is losing something in the telling now.

Some Refs. It was every referee. The abuse they got was relentless. Linesman also. In todays climate people and Sky would throw a complete ducky fit. Always felt sorry for the referee with :cough cough,no hair. Even if they had a strange walk it got picked on.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

my finest moment. Greenwich Blade can explain

Wimbledon away at Selhurst before the semi against Arsenal. Freezing cold night and so few people in the crowd the ref could probably hear everything everyone said. As soon as the opportunity arose, with the ref daring to venture near our end for a corner, Maidenhead lead us all in a rousing chorus of "Who's yer father..." It's probably the first time I've seen a referee not only smiling, but properly laughing.

Terrible game though.