We need to sign more left handed players (with green eyes)

[I should coco]

You might as well start a thread about how we need to sign more left handed players or players with green eyes.

What, like this?

 

[Treeton Blade]

 

[3-GBlade]

My time has come! I'm a bit old now though

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Imagine a black fella with green eyes who was cack handed.

He'd be a shoe-in for the Ballon d'Or.

 

[Silent Blade]

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[South London Blade]

I'm left handed and have green eyes.

I'm fucking shit at football though...

 

[grafikhaus]

We needed a predominantly right-footed winger like Jamal Campbell-Ryce. Until Adkins came along and insisted on playing him on the left...

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I'm left handed and have green eyes.

I'm fucking shit at football though...

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Imagine a black fella with green eyes who was cack handed.

He'd be a shoe-in for the Ballon d'Or.

You're missing the key ingredient, French.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Never. Have you seen those dodgy cheque books they think they're entitled too?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

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Wand of a left foot, elegant on the ball, can pick a pass like no-one we've ever had. Bit nesh in the tackle, though. Possibly a bit poncey in the après-match, too.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

We needed a predominantly right-footed winger like Jamal Campbell-Ryce. Until Adkins came along and insisted on playing him on the left...

As did the Barnet manager before Jamal left for Carlisle.

 

[super_pig]

You're missing the key ingredient, French.

second division.. potential

 

[Sean Thornton]

As did the Barnet manager before Jamal left for Carlisle.

I have a penchant for facts, some ne'r do wells would say fetish, but on any occasion slating Madkins, such as this, they really aren't necessary, or welcome.....

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I have a penchant for facts, some ne'r do wells would say fetish, but on any occasion slating Madkins, such as this, they really aren't necessary, or welcome.....

I should probably have said that the Barnet manager did such, much to the chagrin of Bees supporters. I can't remember Adkins doing likewise.

 

[The Crab]

My time has come! I'm a bit old now though

We'll be fine if Robson or Adkins comes back

 

[segasonic]

There seems to be a few of us green-eyed left-handers. Maybe we could build a full squad.

I also have two left feet.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

There seems to be a few of us green-eyed left-handers. Maybe we could build a full squad.

I also have two left feet.

Good to see you again, Nozzer...

Edit: errr, no it isn’t, as you were

 

[Shoes_On]

I'm a French black fella with green eyes who is cack handed, but I'm also shit at football, unfortunately

 

[blade.i.am]

I'm left handed and have green eyes.

I'm fucking shit at football though...

So that's 3 things you and I have in common

 

[wizadry]

Imagine a black fella with green eyes who was cack handed.

He'd be a shoe-in for the Ballon d'Or.

Or a sequel to a Wesley Snipes movie.

 

[PokerBlade]

I was watching the Netherlands play and couldn't help but notice that all their best players are Dutch. Are we missing out?

 

[Pierre's PC]

I was watching the Netherlands play and couldn't help but notice that all their best players are Dutch. Are we missing out?

 

[Pinchy]

We needed a predominantly right-footed winger like Jamal Campbell-Ryce. Until Adkins came along and insisted on playing him on the left...

Yet some of our comrades on here routinely want to play Freeman at left wing-back, amongst other curiosities.