Warnock spotting

[silverfox]

On Queens Road this morning only just stopping at the lights (went over line by half a car length) clearly in a hurry.

Perhaps he may have been late for training!

 

[Sensiblade]

I can see his nose out of my office window

 

[BV]

My Dad saw him and his family in the Easyjet queue at the airport in the summer. Tight git.

 

[silverfox]

My Dad saw him and his family in the Easyjet queue at the airport in the summer. Tight git.

Who??

Warnock or your Dad??

 

[Robbie]

Who??

Warnock or your Dad??

made me chuckle

 

[BV]

I never said my Dad was in the Easyjet queue.

When you assume young man, you make an ass out of you.

 

[silverfox]

I never said my Dad was in the Easyjet queue.

When you assume young man, you make an ass out of you.

Neither did I young man.

 

[shorehamview]

Saw Warnock in the Tesco garage on Abbeydale Road last year.

 

[keenzy]

saw warnock at newcastle last saturday. he was stood at side of the pitch

 

[shorehamview]

Were there lots of miserable Geordie dole-monkeys stood in the stadium too?

 

[BV]

Neither did I young man.

It's ok, I was just making an ass out of you.

 

[silverfox]

It's ok, I was just making an ass out of you.

I can do that without your help.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Saw Warnock in the Tesco garage on Abbeydale Road last year.

He used to live on Holt House Grove on the opposite side. He'd probably just nipped across for a pint of milk and a Take A Break.

 

[Teddy]

He used to live on Holt House Grove on the opposite side. He'd probably just nipped across for a pint of milk and a Take A Break.

Christ - are you working your way through the forum chronologically or something?

 

[SotonBlade]

And the thread resurrection of the year award goes to....

 

[Geordie Blade]

He used to live on Holt House Grove on the opposite side. He'd probably just nipped across for a pint of milk and a Take A Break.

Worth the wait.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

And the forum'ss most delayed response, totalling 13 years and 9 months, goes to...

 

[Gee]

I saw him in 2006 at that tropical fish place on Langsett road, when he left, there were a few pigs stood opposite with water balloons waiting to bomb him, he said fucking here we go again........
they must have been in the piggy filth Team as every shot they had missed...
it was well funny watching him leg it to his car with a bag of fish in hand and loads of water balloons splattering all around Him, comedy gold

 

[Jon Bon II]

Apologies. Something went wrong with the TARDIS. It's fixed now.

 

[Jinxy1966]

And the forum'ss most delayed response, totalling 13 years and 9 months, goes to...

Delayed longer than Wendy’s accounts. Could maybe ask Chancer to back date the post.

 

[blades95]

I saw Neil Warnock at Waitrose near the Lane yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I saw Neil Warnock at Waitrose near the Lane yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You've been listening to far too much mince.

 

[Paisley Blade]

I saw him at Southwaite services in 2005 and I was Blades attired at the time. He pointed at me and said ' I like your jumper' which I found a little odd as it was a T shirt.

Next week I'll regale you with details of my impromptu conversation with Kevin Blackwell at St Pancras.

 

[Billyblade]

I saw him at Southwaite services in 2005 and I was Blades attired at the time. He pointed at me and said ' I like your jumper' which I found a little odd as it was a T shirt.

What's even odder is that he probably didn't actually like it seeing as he's not a Blade...

 

[Brother-Leech]

I can see his nose out of my office window

Hidden behind a mask now I hope

 

[bettsyblade86]

This thread has shot in to Number Two of my all time favourites, behind 7-Up Jordan's Cat Thread, obvs.

 

[Dkc]

I spotted him in "Bargain Booze" in Newquay a while back. He had a load of Polish lager that was on special offer, 6 cans for 3.99.

"Surely you can afford the decent stuff after all those jobs and TV work" I said. "Aye but this stuff's the bollocks kid" he replied.

Then he picked up a Bounty Bar from the shelf and dropped it in my shirt pocket. "Don't say tha uncle Neil never gives you owt" he said, and winked.

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's ok, I was just making an ass out of you.

Give it a rest, silverfox is a fully paid up Forum member so he's way beyond any pretensions you have to being a jocular sage. There are enough 'last word' merchants on here without adding you to that list.

 

[Jon Bon II]

There are enough 'last word' merchants on here without adding you to that list.

Oh no there aren't.

 

[Barney Rubble]

Give it a rest, silverfox is a fully paid up Forum member so he's way beyond any pretensions you have to being a jocular sage. There are enough 'last word' merchants on here without adding you to that list.

To be fair BV did make that comment 14 years ago! Could have murdered silverfox and been released by now.

As for Neil he was in Barnard Castle a couple of weeks ago, presumably on the Dom Cummings tourist trail.