Warnock having some luck

[The Crab]

Gap in the market for Crab Industries Inc to exploit?

It's okay and I'll waive the commission.

Don't worry Son, I'll see you right.

You know Crab Industries, if there's a gap to be filled you can be sure that as a pro active CEO, I'm keen to ram myself in and fill it.

70's Retro is all the rage, and White Dog shit is just the beginning. Development is in the early stages, Big Vern has been feeding chalk to his dog, Tyson. Forthcoming 70's phenomena that we feel ripe for the comeback are the three day week (I'm not looking forward to having to work an extra two days but you know, Eggs and Omelettes) and British Leyland. I'm sick and fucking tired of driving cars that need a NASA engineer to perform the most rudimentary repair. The time is right for the return of the likes of the Austin Maxi, the Morris Marina, the Austin Princess and the Austin Allegro. Simpler cars from a simpler time, when all you needed was an adjustable spanner and a Haynes manual and the world was your Crustacean.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Don't worry Son, I'll see you right.

You know Crab Industries, if there's a gap to be filled you can be sure that as a pro active CEO, I'm keen to ram myself in and fill it.

70's Retro is all the rage, and White Dog shit is just the beginning. Development is in the early stages, Big Vern has been feeding chalk to his dog, Tyson. Forthcoming 70's phenomena that we feel ripe for the comeback are the three day week (I'm not looking forward to having to work an extra two days but you know, Eggs and Omelettes) and British Leyland. I'm sick and fucking tired of driving cars that need a NASA engineer to perform the most rudimentary repair. The time is right for the return of the likes of the Austin Maxi, the Morris Marina, the Austin Princess and the Austin Allegro. Simpler cars from a simpler time, when all you needed was an adjustable spanner and a Haynes manual and the world was your Crustacean.

I'm not welding four cars together. It's bloody hard work welding two.

 

[The Crab]

I'm not welding four cars together. It's bloody hard work welding two.

I was hoping you'd be more on board with Project Austin Princmarinaallegro.