Warnock having some luck

[The Crab]

You PAY him to eat biscuits?

Gizza job.....

Greedy fucker just helps himself. Every time I buy a box of Family Circle do I get any of the Jammy Dodgers? Do I bollocks.

 

[I should coco]

we gave the ball a good old kick on holiday

Normally I'd make some smutty innuendo about that but what with my foot in the mouth 'joke' with BushBlade today, maybe I'll leave it for now.

Did you go anyhwere nice?

 

[The Crab]

You pay him to watch Loose Women? Giz a job.

Says it puts him in touch with his feminine side. Think I might get LYDON to come and have a word.

 

[The Crab]

Normally I'd make some smutty innuendo about that but what with my foot in the mouth 'joke' with BushBlade today, maybe I'll leave it for now.

Did you go anyhwere nice?

Fire away mate, I need the giggle

Florida mate, if you like, have a look on General Chat at my Letter from America thread

 

[BushBlade]

Normally I'd make some smutty innuendo about that but what with my foot in the mouth 'joke' with BushBlade today, maybe I'll leave it for now.

Did you go anyhwere nice?

Sorry for that but you asked and if I'd have just said 'you don't want to know' you may have pressed. I couldn't think of an amusing answer. Probably should have just said I was getting pegged by a ladyboy.

 

[I should coco]

Sorry for that but you asked and if I'd have just said 'you don't want to know' you may have pressed. I couldn't think of an amusing answer.

I did and you were right to be serious. Don't worry abut the answer as I've spent the last two years posting special non amusing answers.

Probably should have just said I was getting pegged by a ladyboy.

Thai or Indonesian?

 

[BushBlade]

I did and you were right to be serious. Don't worry abut the answer as I've spent the last two years posting special non amusing answers.



Thai or Indonesian?

Whatever I can find round the back of Shepherds Bush Market.

 

[Sean Thornton]

There’s probably more than a bit of credit that needs to go to Blackwell too.

Sits back and harvests abuse.

Someone has to make the tea and shout at the academy players.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I was on the phone to my mate discussing the recent death of his mum and the more recent death of a mutual friend's mum.

Happens to ua all as we get older. Next stage is comparing medications.

 

[The Crab]

Happens to ua all as we get older. Next stage is comparing medications.

Since you ask, pretty much everything I have needs a Rennie chaser

 

[Sean Thornton]

Since you ask, pretty much everything I have needs a Rennie chaser

"I bet that ( insert name of 60 + year old actress) was a looker when she was young"

(Never said about the old bag who plays Steve McDonalds mother on Coronation Street)

"Looks like snow, going to the Co-op for four gallons of milk and twelve loaves love"

 

[BushBlade]

"I bet that ( insert name of 60 + year old actress) was a looker when she was young"

(Never said about the old bag who plays Steve McDonalds mother on Coronation Street)

"Looks like snow, going to the Co-op for four gallons of milk and twelve loaves love"

I can't use my bus pass for another hour but I'll stand at a bus stop and flag the busses until one of them lets me on.

When I were a kid we never used to have to lock the door. And we had proper winters wi' six foot snowdrifts and we always got to work.

And town's full of immigrants these days. I was talking to cousin Pat in Kilkenny only the other day about it.

 

[Pinchy]

Happens to ua all as we get older. Next stage is comparing medications.

And hospitals and care homes. This year has made me an expert on strokes, broken hips and vascular dementia. It’s also the year my dad has seen his last match at BDTBL. Poignant stuff, but nothing out of the ordinary at a certain age...

 

[Sean Thornton]

I can't use my bus pass for another hour but I'll stand at a bus stop and flag the busses until one of them lets me on.

When I were a kid we never used to have to lock the door. And we had proper winters wi' six foot snowdrifts and we always got to work.

And town's full of immigrants these days. I was talking to cousin Pat in Kilkenny only the other day about it.

I remember that Warnock before he had botox, the big nosed twat.

Back boiler wer frozen solid this morning

You never see sparrows these days.

You respected Police in my day. Get caught fighting at football and you'd get a bloody good hiding. None of that strip searching and choke holds. And they'd tell yer Dad.

 

[Sean Thornton]

And hospitals and care homes. This year has made me an expert on strokes, broken hips and vascular dementia. It’s also the year my dad has seen his last match at BDTBL. Poignant stuff, but nothing out of the ordinary at a certain age...

You don't realise you're getting old until something like this hits. Not that old when l'd lost both parents, but a TIA five years ago was a proper kick in the bollocks.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

I fancy Cardiff to win the bloody thing. Their team are scrappers in the Warnock mould, a big lump at the back and strikers to match, and will grind out results when they've no right to. If anything we should be targetting Wolves, they've yet to hit a real sticky patch and it will be interesting when they do.

Will be interesting to see how their non- British players cope with not having a Christmas break.

 

[Pinchy]

You don't realise you're getting old until something like this hits. Not that old when l'd lost both parents, but a TIA five years ago was a proper kick in the bollocks.

You had the TIA?

 

[Sean Thornton]

You had the TIA?

Yep.

 

[The Crab]

I remember that Warnock before he had botox, the big nosed twat.

Back boiler wer frozen solid this morning

You never see sparrows these days.

You respected Police in my day. Get caught fighting at football and you'd get a bloody good hiding. None of that strip searching and choke holds. And they'd tell yer Dad.

You forgot white dog shit. You never see white dog shit these days.

 

[Sean Thornton]

You forgot white dog shit. You never see white dog shit these days.

Loads of blue and white shit still about though.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

In reply to the OP I think we all know the story in the new year with Colin hitting the self-destruct tinkering button ... Jan/Feb/Mar Colin knows best, he'll start p***ing about with formations, dropping players that were playing well, bringing in numerous new players (especially forwards) in the JTW and they've all got to get a game (usually all in the same match).

 

[Yoonited]

Is that an anagram ?

How about "Thicker Fat Cunt" Perfect

 

[Sean Thornton]

In reply to the OP I think we all know the story in the new year with Colin hitting the self-destruct tinkering button ... Jan/Feb/Mar Colin knows best, he'll start p***ing about with formations, dropping players that were playing well, bringing in numerous new players (especially forwards) in the JTW and they've all got to get a game (usually all in the same match).

Servicing tractors doesn't come cheap......

 

[Pinchy]

Yep.

Sorry to hear that, mate. Hopefully it was an isolated job and you’ll continue in good health to entertain us with intelligent, witty, real world contributions (and remind those who don’t get me, that I have a sense of humour).

I had a Transient Global Amnesia attack a few years ago. Weird experience. Functioning for several hours without any awareness and then remembering none of it! Being told later what you’ve done and said, where you’ve been and not having a clue. Well, they said it was that but how would I know? Apparently the determining diagnostic feature of TGA is that it happens once only. We’ll have to wait and see.

In fact I felt much the same Saturday night but it turned out to be acute Malbec...

 

[The Crab]

Loads of blue and white shit still about though.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

In reply to the OP I think we all know the story in the new year with Colin hitting the self-destruct tinkering button ... Jan/Feb/Mar Colin knows best, he'll start p***ing about with formations, dropping players that were playing well, bringing in numerous new players (especially forwards) in the JTW and they've all got to get a game (usually all in the same match).

Like he did for his last seven promotion seasons you mean?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Like he did for his last seven promotion seasons you mean?

Can't argue with that.

No longer a fan of his but you can't knock his ability to gain promotion.

 

[DiggerBlade]

.....and how funny do I feel now?


Off to find a stone to crawl under.

Reminds me of the time when I worked shifts and getting back to work after the annual shut down. Mid morning when the first break time arrived everyone headed to the works canteen as per usual when one lad called Bob on passing by me says " How's your mums belly for spots "..? It suddenly went quiet when I said " She died last Thursday Bob" which she had at the tender age of 48. Needless to say, I knew Bob was totally unaware that my mother was seriously ill but the department funny man was visibly rocked to the core. I spent the rest of the break consoling the poor lad.

 

[Fulwood Blade]

There’s probably more than a bit of credit that needs to go to Blackwell too.

Sits back and harvests abuse.

Nothing wrong with your statement at all.

Perhaps, once again, a tried to and failed manager (Blackwell) has decided he is a good No 2 and not cut out to be No 1 - in exactly the same way Knill has.

UTB

 

[I should coco]

You never see white dog shit these days.

Gap in the market for Crab Industries Inc to exploit?

It's okay and I'll waive the commission.