I should coco
A little harsh on a well meaning body of men
So they are all sat together and one wise old sage explains how today was actually a win for them, to much nodding from the rest.
He explains how they were really relegated on day 1 of the season, and so today is merely a mathematiical niciety. Again, much nodding and the odd raised glass.
He explains how we have never won at Wembley (apart from 1925, when we did) and how embarassing it must be to always lose at Wembley. More nods, raising of glasses, and the odd cheer.
He explains only two derbies ever really counted. The Boxing Day Massacre of nearly 50 years ago, and the FA Cup semi final, from which of course they went on to er......, lose at Wembley. Much cheering and more raised glasses.
He explains that since Wilder took over, he has managed 10 derbies and we have only managed to win a mere 5 of them. The other 5 were draws, which the classier club, with the global presence actually 'won', by virtue of not losing
Glasses chinked, much cheering and nodding and then the subject turns to how Man United, Liverpool and Villa, are crying out to have the S6 Massive back in the Premier.
Pigenomics, innit.
He explains how they were really relegated on day 1 of the season, and so today is merely a mathematiical niciety. Again, much nodding and the odd raised glass.
He explains how we have never won at Wembley (apart from 1925, when we did) and how embarassing it must be to always lose at Wembley. More nods, raising of glasses, and the odd cheer.
He explains only two derbies ever really counted. The Boxing Day Massacre of nearly 50 years ago, and the FA Cup semi final, from which of course they went on to er......, lose at Wembley. Much cheering and more raised glasses.
He explains that since Wilder took over, he has managed 10 derbies and we have only managed to win a mere 5 of them. The other 5 were draws, which the classier club, with the global presence actually 'won', by virtue of not losing
Glasses chinked, much cheering and nodding and then the subject turns to how Man United, Liverpool and Villa, are crying out to have the S6 Massive back in the Premier.
Pigenomics, innit.