View From Norwich

[Trigger Blade]

Who is this guy ? is his sister on the rag this week ?

I think he might be this year's answer to Walsall's very own late lamented Barry Blunt, who wasn't half as clever as he thought he was and had bring patronising down to a fine art.

Fair play, he knew when he was beaten, Trev's likely to be a bit slower to catch on.

 

[Trevor Hockey - Canary]

Let me try again to explain. This time I will use really short and simple words to give you the best chance to understand.

You complain like children that 'it's not fair' when I say that I could infer that you are all tight fisted, bloody minded, ferret keeping, flat cap wearing halfwits. Of course I won't do that because that would be tedious and stereotyping you all. There must be at least one of you on this board who has lifted his or her head from the wonderful former European city of culture that is Sheffield in order to find a proper job elsewhere.

However whilst whining that it is unfair for me to stereotype you with what are frankly tired generalities befitting of. the 1970s you obliviously continue to do the same with the six fingered inbreeding nonsense (I refer you back to Anne Cryer for empirical evidence).

So enjoy your day, there are some real bargains to be had in Poundland, and onwards and upwards.

 

[The Crab]

That's a business opportunity missed for Crab Industry's.
They make good stock & could help enhance the taste & smell of the food (1 & 2) at your fine Dining establishment.
1 May not be actually fit for human consumption.
2 May not legally be classed as food.

That's never stopped us before.

 

[tomtheblade]

Let me try again to explain. This time I will use really short and simple words to give you the best chance to understand.

You complain like children that 'it's not fair' when I say that I could infer that you are all tight fisted, bloody minded, ferret keeping, flat cap wearing halfwits. Of course I won't do that because that would be tedious and stereotyping you all. There must be at least one of you on this board who has lifted his or her head from the wonderful former European city of culture that is Sheffield in order to find a proper job elsewhere.

However whilst whining that it is unfair for me to stereotype you with what are frankly tired generalities befitting of. the 1970s you obliviously continue to do the same with the six fingered inbreeding nonsense (I refer you back to Anne Cryer for empirical evidence).

So enjoy your day, there are some real bargains to be had in Poundland, and onwards and upwards.

Not sure why fans of other clubs come on this board and procede to get wound up so easily (and some of ours too) You're basically onto a hiding to nothing anyway, so why not just be light hearted about it. We've had a few guys from other clubs take this approach and no problems.

I understand there's a bit of bad blood between the clubs due to what's gone on this season, but really it's nothing to get so upset about. When you signed up on here, what did you think was going to happen? Relax... it's just football..

 

[I should coco]

This time I will use really short and simple words

But you haven't used short words, have you?

Sums you up I'm afraid mate, you are full of shit.

However whilst whining that it is unfair for me to stereotype you

I don't see anyone 'whining'. I just see fellow Blades taking the piss and it all going over your head,

Why not go on Wendy's board and tell them what a bunch of wankers we are. You'll make loads of friends on there.

 

[Bladepicker]

, a mix of effiminate, immature, bubbly, public schoolboy and overly cheerful. Or, to summarise, smackable.

Famous Norwich fans:
Ed Balls
Stephen Fry
Jake Humphrey

I think you're onto something!!

It'srare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons.


BREADCAKE !!! YOU MEAN BREADCAKE

IT'S RARE FOR A BREAD.........WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ?

It's a cob

 

[Vintage1961]

Delia?

Ha ha no , this lady knows a lot about football!

 

[Vintage1961]

"Dim wired?" Are you a failed electrician? Do they even have electricity in Norfolk. Are you allowed? It's very dangerous, you know. You shouldn't use it unless your Dad is present, or it that your brother, oooooh, they're one and the same.

As a Blade in Norfolk, it is my duty to inform you that I do have an electricity supply but no gas supply.
Strange that a large gas terminal is nearby but no pipes coming from it.It is the "Norwich way".

 

[don240]

That's never stopped us before.

Always add a disclaimer, it can save a fortune on legal fees (or save big Vern an hours work).

 

[super_pig]

What I don't get is your level of abuse for another club, another part of the country. Every post on this and other strings refer to 'piss licking cunts' , inbred, etc. It's a fact in the Uk, across the country that 60% of people live their entire lives within 40 miles of where they are born so just as much chance as inbreeding in Yorkshire as elsewhere. Without other clubs there wouldn't be a game. You won the game on Saturday fairly and squarely, we won at your place earlier in thE season.That's football. You're higher than us in the league but probably not good enough to go up and so we'll be playing again next season. It's rare for a cob to go from League One to the premier league in successive seasons. We did it a few years ago as I think did Southampton. Wouldn't it be better if fans could go to a game without ending up in hospital, and then off work losing pay. Both teams have decent fans in the main and a few idiots that spoil it for the majority. I expect he latter will refer to this post. Oh and btw I remember when Norwich signed Trevor Hockey from your club back in the day so remmeber English football from well before the Premier league 'invented it'. Best of luck f or the rest of the season.

we call it ’shithousing’ .. to us it’s an essential part of the football experience..
we all know Norwich isn’t ‘really’ a bad place and its in England ffs
ever considered you might be a bit sensitive for football??

ps your manager is still a c@nt and your tactics at BDTBL i haven’t witnessed since the Leeds shitbags did it in the 70’s .. yeah .. that bad

 

[super_pig]

It was a typo. It doesn't need the intelligence of a genius to work out that I meant club but , in any case, it seems that you're far from that anyway. And your choice of language goes along way to proving the crux of my original post.

which was what exactly??

 

[Hamburg Blade]

As a Blade in Norfolk, it is my duty to inform you that I do have an electricity supply but no gas supply.
Strange that a large gas terminal is nearby but no pipes coming from it.It is the "Norwich way".

We don't have gas either, although it's in our village. We would have to pay them to dig the road up and connect us. We do, however, have 6000 litre oil tanks, located in the cellar directly under the kitchen.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Let me try again to explain. This time I will use really short and simple words to give you the best chance to understand.

You complain like children that 'it's not fair' when I say that I could infer that you are all tight fisted, bloody minded, ferret keeping, flat cap wearing halfwits. Of course I won't do that because that would be tedious and stereotyping you all. There must be at least one of you on this board who has lifted his or her head from the wonderful former European city of culture that is Sheffield in order to find a proper job elsewhere.

However whilst whining that it is unfair for me to stereotype you with what are frankly tired generalities befitting of. the 1970s you obliviously continue to do the same with the six fingered inbreeding nonsense (I refer you back to Anne Cryer for empirical evidence).

So enjoy your day, there are some real bargains to be had in Poundland, and onwards and upwards.

Could you have a go again in even shorter words? My ferret got a headache reading that.

Oh, and, the bit about "There must be at least one of you on this board who has lifted his or her head from the wonderful former European city of culture that is Sheffield in order to find a proper job elsewhere." - the clue's in the name. The fact you hadn't noticed whom you were speaking to reinforces my "six fingered" accusation more than it helps your argument, wouldn't you say?

 

[BushBlade]

It's a two way thing though. A lot of your supporters were very uncomplimentary about our team, our manager and our support. If your fans are going to call Wilder a fat bus driver and say he should face criminal charges for pointing at his watch it's not really surprising that they're going to receive similar comments back.

He'd rather not acknowledge this statement as it doesn't suit his agenda but thinks it's perfectly acceptable to call someone a fucking twat. I think we know what this poster is all about.

 

[norfolkblade]

Let me try again to explain. This time I will use really short and simple words to give you the best chance to understand.

You complain like children that 'it's not fair' when I say that I could infer that you are all tight fisted, bloody minded, ferret keeping, flat cap wearing halfwits. Of course I won't do that because that would be tedious and stereotyping you all. There must be at least one of you on this board who has lifted his or her head from the wonderful former European city of culture that is Sheffield in order to find a proper job elsewhere.

However whilst whining that it is unfair for me to stereotype you with what are frankly tired generalities befitting of. the 1970s you obliviously continue to do the same with the six fingered inbreeding nonsense (I refer you back to Anne Cryer for empirical evidence).

So enjoy your day, there are some real bargains to be had in Poundland, and onwards and upwards.

Let me explain this to you in really simple words.

Farke orf back to your own board on the Pink'Un and leave us alone.

Ta.